Topic: [idea] promotion of bitcoin as normal daily solution (Read 1825 times)

Maybe my earlier ideas were a bit silly because they would simply take too long. The audience that most needs to be reached, would switch off long before we got anywhere. How about:

• Scene: inside a dark and foreboding Gotham City-like back alley of Wall Street (cue: wind noise and/or thunder), a crooked banking CEO sits in an office behind a large oak desk. There are piles of cash all around, and gold bullion bars are used as paperweights to stop the notes from fluttering around. He is holding a calculator in one hand, and calculating out loud how many millions of dollars of profit his credit card company made that month.
• The scene cuts to a short, sharp message that promotes Bitcoin: "Fight evil. Start using Bitcoin."

What is the point of this thread? Give me one good reason why Joe Blow would use Bitcoin as a normal daily solution instead of fiat money. Beggars don't tend to have smart phone plans and Mr. Blow doesn't care about wikileaks.

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Scene: She is shopping in supermarket, pays at checkout.

(I know that feminists will want to eat me alive

I hate it. (I heard that brutal honesty is better than a backhanded "I like it, BUT....")

It basically sounds like an infomercial wrapped up in a soap opera, while being played at "2am" on a longhaul flight.

You need character development. Who are these people? Maybe the guy is a closet gay? Could his wife be a high-functioning bulimic?

And you need stories. What else are they doing apart from noticing Bitcoin everywhere?

Making the characters complex means that my second point is 3/4 done anyway. For example, if the guy is a closet gay
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