"This is Ralph in Chopper 7, and as you can see flames are shooting out of the factory pass the adjacent windmill, perhaps started by FANS in celebration of our Kansas City Royals winning the 2014 World Series. Back to you, Jane, while me and the pilot go and see if there's any BBQ left to had."
"Thanks, Ralph. And, on a sadder note, remember that story we aired a few months ago about that dude who bought his half million dollar home using nothing but bitcoins? Well, seems like..."
"Jane, sorry to interrupt, but the pilot and I are happy to report that there's plenty of BBQ to be had, and we'll be bringing some back to the studio shortly."
"Can you tell us anything more about the fire?"
"Yes! It was definitely started by FANS and it's currently being stoked to smoke the BBQ."
"Thanks again, Ralph. These photos you now see on your scene were sent to us from Chris Vleisides, the Royals' official photographer."