Topic: If you had a time machine, what would you say to satoshi? (Read 1687 times)

I would ask him to buy from me a few boxes of pizza.

Personally, I ask him to write me on social networks, so that I invest in bitkoyn

STOLEN ACCOUNT BE A MAN AND RETURN MY ACCOUNT

This is probably one common desire of all users of bitcoin. Who would have thought seven years ago that the hobby will become such an expensive pleasure.

If I had a time machine, I would stock bitcoin as much as I can from the first day

I will ask time machine to take care of my families, because family is the most important people in our life......

I won't say anything to him. But i will just many bitcoin that time where it is cheap.

Naw, i think you are reading into it a bit much.

What is funny is Satoshi's last post has only been read 15,662 times 

And guys.. HE IS DEAD !



I think the summary from critics on the Craig Wright drama sums it up.
I have heard a few scenarios posted claiming various people are Satoshi.
Such as, http://www.coindesk.com/linguistic-researchers-name-nick-szabo-author-bitcoin-whitepaper/

But i think it was the guy Craig knew here that ended up dying.. Dave Kleiman

Details wise i have no idea..
But if Dave was in part "Satoshi" and he died maybe his private keys went with him etc.
We have so far a viable link to a dead man.. which *maybe explains the mysterious disappearance of Satoshi i think.
Craig may have been involved like he said but he probably has no way to login to Satoshi's account here and probably does not have the private keys to Satoshi's Bitcoins etc.

Let's not forget here people it has been common for dev's to share public face accounts.
For example iGotSpots admitted this with the TIX / Tickets forum account here.
He claimed more than one guy working on the coin had posted here using that exact account.

So i think it is plausible that Satoshi was a forum name here and his account was possibly used by a bunch of people at different times.

I do think Craig Wright is full of shit though.
I sure as hell am not saying he is honest in his claims.
http://gizmodo.com/this-australian-says-he-and-his-dead-friend-invented-bi-1746958692

Dave Kleiman is the guy you need to be looking at i think.
or me
..who knows LOL

Yeah i have been accused of being Satoshi here before 

May be too much to say, but now I'm only curious is that the Nakamoto So, where are you from

I would say to him, I want to mine Bitcoins, I am willing to invest all my money into mining machine 

I wouldn't mind asking him if he has any plans to move those genesis blocks after btc inception.

If he had no plans, wouldn't mind taking them off his hands & putting it towards a good cause.

 

I would tell him his nothing compared to Bitcoin he is  just a part compared to him (Bitcoin) 

I wouldn't say anything honestly, why would I bother  

I will not say anything to him, since my presence may somehow disturb the timeline and maybe it will affect the past.

Hum, interesting find. No, it certainly doesn't look like someone that decided to stop posting voluntarily. It looks like someone that will return shortly with updates to the discussed problem. My joke above may be more fact than fiction. But why eliminate Satoshi? No one had any expection that bitcoin would become more than another cypherpunk toy at that point. I think it's more likely he got in a car accident or some other fatal accident and never came back. It is curious that he gave his alert keys to Andresen just before he left though. Maybe Andresen killed him and took his coin stash? jk

I would ask bitcoin at a price of $ 1 per bitcoin.
and when I woke up from sleep price is already a $ 1,000/bitcoin lmao

Take all his bitcoins then f*ck his wife

I'm afraid this might actually have happened. Without the time machine of course. This is satoshi's last post on Bitcointalk. Does this look like someone who voluntarily decided to stop posting? Or does this look like someone who had something bad happen to him?

"I'm from the future, I would like to borrow 100,000 BTC."

Haha, ok, forreal though, I would ask him: How did you do it?

ever forget a password? ...lets go with that.

Why ain't you using your bitcoins?

What a powerful machine, I think I would say thank you to Nakamoto So, thank you for the invention of bitcoin, thank you for making me rich, ha ha

If I remember right.

People were giving away hundreds or thousands of bitcoins back then for free.

No one thought it would amount to anything more than an experiment.

 

He will answet you have no bitcoins. Sad life  If I had a time machine i would ask satoshi to be one of his personnel and my payment will be bitcoins.

If i meet him , i will ask him ,
whre is my BTC

Where did the first 50 bitcoins came from? and why it is not usable?

thank you satoshi for giving us bitcoins .it has been very useful to us .because of bitcoins i will be able to  earn some money for the future when i join a signature campaign .you are a god to me .

Probably something, like... interesting idea, probably wont work.  I'd say that because how could i know back then, maybe he didn't even know how big BTC would be.

I'd say, I want to buy 1 million bitcoins for $1.

If i would have a time machine,the last thing i would think of,is to visit satoshi !!!!
You must bek kidding dude

Steal his bitcoins and then kill baby hitler

Every lottery and bet? I would stop at one good fat jackpot bro, why would you even want all that attention? You'll be known as "that guy who wins everything money related somehow"

I will just go back in time and make sure i win every lottery and bet in the world.

"Put the Bitcoins in the bag."

If I had a time machine, well, I wouldn't say anything to him, I felt nothing at all, I just took the time to get more bitcoins.

I will put him under house arrest for the next 7 years and have his private keys kept on my Harddrive.

Stick em up - this is a hold up - gimme all your bitcoins. 

LOL

O.o pleased to meet you too holy crap!

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I'd ask him where he went to school... what his favourite colour was... who his celebrity crush is... and then I guess what his private keys are and prove he's satoshi cuz I don't believe him hahaha.

You are the reason we can't have nice things.

Give me the private keys to your million premined bitcoins or I'll shoot you in the face.

I would say to satoshi to tell theymos to lock and prevent these kind of topic
I am not that old in this forums and this is the second thread (at least) talking about the same thing...

It doesn't matter, by the time bitcoin was properly conceptualized...satoshi was fully withdrawn from the equation.

As was intended...

Maybe you should leave satoshi alone and fix a problem with your time machine instead of harassing someone who wanted you to have a chance at wealth.

I personally wouldn't say anything most likely. If anything it might be "hey, this thing you make is going to be huge in the future, just don't do anything differently" and that would be all.

It all depends on what would change due to the butterfly effect anyways, and saying anything might be really, really bad and change a lot of things.

If you had a time machine getting you back to early stages of Bitcoin development in 2009-2010..

What would you say to satoshi?