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Topic: If you had to make a movie about Karpeles, what title would you give it? (Read 2256 times)
February 05, 2015, 04:35:51 PM
January 25, 2015, 05:53:20 AM
Fat Man Walking
January 20, 2015, 09:57:19 PM
Can you seriously imagine a Goxxed up coffee shop...
Customer: "Grande mountain roast please, cream and sugar."
goxminion: That will be $2.79 please
Customer hands over a $20
waits,
waits,
Clears throat.
Customer: I just handed you a $20, weren't you giving me change?7
goxminion: Have you got some ID
Customer: Why?
goxminion: *waves arms* governmenty terrist, anti customer know your laundry *waves arms*
Customer: pardon?
goxminion: ID or no money
Customer digs out ID, a cup appears on the counter...
Customer: WTF this is just a cup of hot water!
goxminion: Our supplies were stolen.
Customer: *shoving ID in face of goxminion* Then forget it, just give me back my $20
goxminion: Can't, it went into the bill safe, it's kind of a black hole, only top management knows what happens from there.
Customer: This is fucking retarded, how the hell are your doors still open and why?
goxminion: From obligation and loyalty to our customer base ...
This is priceless. Customer: "Grande mountain roast please, cream and sugar."
goxminion: That will be $2.79 please
Customer hands over a $20
waits,
waits,
Clears throat.
Customer: I just handed you a $20, weren't you giving me change?7
goxminion: Have you got some ID
Customer: Why?
goxminion: *waves arms* governmenty terrist, anti customer know your laundry *waves arms*
Customer: pardon?
goxminion: ID or no money
Customer digs out ID, a cup appears on the counter...
Customer: WTF this is just a cup of hot water!
goxminion: Our supplies were stolen.
Customer: *shoving ID in face of goxminion* Then forget it, just give me back my $20
goxminion: Can't, it went into the bill safe, it's kind of a black hole, only top management knows what happens from there.
Customer: This is fucking retarded, how the hell are your doors still open and why?
goxminion: From obligation and loyalty to our customer base ...
The (Magical)Tux(edo)
The (New) Running Man
(Another) Dead Man Walking
Smooth As Silk
The People Vs. Mark Karpeles
January 20, 2015, 01:51:51 PM
The 5th one "The Neverending Goxxing" sounds good.
same for me haha cant really think of an title:p
January 20, 2015, 10:07:32 AM
Can you seriously imagine a Goxxed up coffee shop...
Customer: "Grande mountain roast please, cream and sugar."
goxminion: That will be $2.79 please
Customer hands over a $20
waits,
waits,
Clears throat.
Customer: I just handed you a $20, weren't you giving me change?7
goxminion: Have you got some ID
Customer: Why?
goxminion: *waves arms* governmenty terrist, anti customer know your laundry *waves arms*
Customer: pardon?
goxminion: ID or no money
Customer digs out ID, a cup appears on the counter...
Customer: WTF this is just a cup of hot water!
goxminion: Our supplies were stolen.
Customer: *shoving ID in face of goxminion* Then forget it, just give me back my $20
goxminion: Can't, it went into the bill safe, it's kind of a black hole, only top management knows what happens from there.
Customer: This is fucking retarded, how the hell are your doors still open and why?
goxminion: From obligation and loyalty to our customer base ...
Customer: "Grande mountain roast please, cream and sugar."
goxminion: That will be $2.79 please
Customer hands over a $20
waits,
waits,
Clears throat.
Customer: I just handed you a $20, weren't you giving me change?7
goxminion: Have you got some ID
Customer: Why?
goxminion: *waves arms* governmenty terrist, anti customer know your laundry *waves arms*
Customer: pardon?
goxminion: ID or no money
Customer digs out ID, a cup appears on the counter...
Customer: WTF this is just a cup of hot water!
goxminion: Our supplies were stolen.
Customer: *shoving ID in face of goxminion* Then forget it, just give me back my $20
goxminion: Can't, it went into the bill safe, it's kind of a black hole, only top management knows what happens from there.
Customer: This is fucking retarded, how the hell are your doors still open and why?
goxminion: From obligation and loyalty to our customer base ...
January 20, 2015, 04:16:29 AM
Karpeles: the Frappucino man
Or : where is my Frappuccino ?
January 20, 2015, 04:00:39 AM
Karpeles: the Frappucino man
January 17, 2015, 04:57:17 PM
Fatass and his Coins: The Mt.Gox Swindle
January 17, 2015, 04:56:04 PM
My top 5 would be:
1: The Gox, The Road & The Ulbricht
2: The French Connection: Tokio
3: Fat Frappaccino
4: Moron. The Movie.
5: The Neverending Goxxing.
6: ?
(inspired by reddit)
1: The Gox, The Road & The Ulbricht
2: The French Connection: Tokio
3: Fat Frappaccino
4: Moron. The Movie.
5: The Neverending Goxxing.
6: ?
(inspired by reddit)
4: Moron. The Movie. for sure
that is my favourite too
January 17, 2015, 04:45:15 PM
"Scum"
Hehe there's already a movie called scum though. Great 70s borstal flick, it's actually Ray Winstone's first film. It's awesome.
As for Karpeles... Frapp Me If You Can
January 17, 2015, 04:33:19 PM
Soonish
January 17, 2015, 04:32:06 PM
Karpele$: The MalleaBTCility Man
Avengers 2016: Karpeles Man, The Malleable Attacker and The Frappuccino!
January 17, 2015, 04:03:45 PM
Karpele$: The MalleaBTCility Man
January 17, 2015, 02:12:56 PM
Catch me if you can
January 17, 2015, 02:07:31 PM
1. I am sorry!
2. The coins are gone!
3. Who took my frappuccino?
4. Thou shall not commit sudoku!
5. PHP is teh shizzle!
5. I am not Satoshi... I mean, DPR!
2. The coins are gone!
3. Who took my frappuccino?
4. Thou shall not commit sudoku!
5. PHP is teh shizzle!
5. I am not Satoshi... I mean, DPR!
January 17, 2015, 12:23:10 PM
1: Alfonse Capona Nippon
2: Me so sorry.
3: Shinku Hadouken!
OK, but for real...it would be....Breaking BTC
2: Me so sorry.
3: Shinku Hadouken!
OK, but for real...it would be....Breaking BTC
January 17, 2015, 12:20:12 PM
FIGHT CLUB PART DEUX
January 17, 2015, 10:44:02 AM
"Mark of the Beast"?
Do I win something?
Do I win something?
January 17, 2015, 07:51:24 AM
"Scum"
January 16, 2015, 08:55:36 PM
Howabout...
"Our Butts have Blue Balls: Inside a RPG Card trading empire turned bitcoin scam."
"Our Butts have Blue Balls: Inside a RPG Card trading empire turned bitcoin scam."
January 16, 2015, 08:32:31 PM
"The Fall of Bitcoin"
January 16, 2015, 06:32:45 PM
Ōkami of Tokyo
January 16, 2015, 05:59:52 PM
There can only be one movie title for this brilliant evil genius mastermind...
January 16, 2015, 05:58:49 PM
MtGod: Manipulator of the Bitcoin Market
January 16, 2015, 05:56:39 PM
The Apple Pie Man
January 16, 2015, 05:51:07 PM
The Goxfather
January 16, 2015, 05:44:14 PM
btw ... karpeles is already in "the rise and rise of bitcoin" ... movie. 
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January 16, 2015, 05:38:53 PM
btw ... karpeles is already in "the rise and rise of bitcoin" ... movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H6QuIv8OSI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-H6QuIv8OSI
January 16, 2015, 05:18:07 PM
Super Size Me
January 16, 2015, 05:16:33 PM
Chubby Blubber stole your coins.
Fools Rush Into the Gox
CIA Patsies Gone Wild.
Fools Rush Into the Gox
CIA Patsies Gone Wild.
January 16, 2015, 05:11:49 PM
January 16, 2015, 05:02:18 PM
That man is digital mucho
!or a bitcoin hooligan!
!or a bitcoin hooligan! January 16, 2015, 05:01:05 PM
Whatever the title might be (I like Never Ending Goxxing) The lead actor who portrays Karpeles is crucial! People have been promoting Johna Hill (yes he's fat, but beyond that he doesnt look a thing like Mark) and even Patrick Bateman (not even close) But no one except me seems to be able to see the sheer brilliance of having Patrick Roach, The actor who plays Randy BoBandy on The Trailer Park Boys, play Karpeles. Think about it, Pat/Randy looks a LOT like M. Karpeles, hes a gifted comic actor, and already is used to playing a fat, stupid, dull-witted, obstinant, seedy, greedy (for cheeseburgers) petty crook and male prostitute LOL.
If you have never witnessed Trailer Park Boys in action, you are missing out on some of the funniest television comedy Canada has ever produced. Start with season one...and ENJOY!
heres a "Best of" clip of Randy BoBandy played by Patrick Roach...watch it and tell me the guy is not Mark Karpeles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uch7T6arVbs
here's Pat Roach doing a Q&A in character as ex-prostitute/cheeseburger addict Randy Bobandy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj6LkF6iv_w
If you have never witnessed Trailer Park Boys in action, you are missing out on some of the funniest television comedy Canada has ever produced. Start with season one...and ENJOY!
heres a "Best of" clip of Randy BoBandy played by Patrick Roach...watch it and tell me the guy is not Mark Karpeles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uch7T6arVbs
here's Pat Roach doing a Q&A in character as ex-prostitute/cheeseburger addict Randy Bobandy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj6LkF6iv_w
January 16, 2015, 04:59:20 PM
You are a genius
, I thought it was better a poll (maybe someone can create a new thread and add the poll). January 16, 2015, 04:58:13 PM
January 16, 2015, 04:52:56 PM
My top 5 would be:
1: The Gox, The Road & The Ulbricht
2: The French Connection: Tokio
3: Fat Frappaccino
4: Moron. The Movie.
5: The Neverending Goxxing.
6: ?
(inspired by reddit)
1: The Gox, The Road & The Ulbricht
2: The French Connection: Tokio
3: Fat Frappaccino
4: Moron. The Movie.
5: The Neverending Goxxing.
6: ?
(inspired by reddit)
4: Moron. The Movie. for sure
January 16, 2015, 04:52:11 PM
January 16, 2015, 04:50:51 PM
January 16, 2015, 04:34:57 PM
My top 5 would be:
1: The Gox, The Road & The Ulbricht
2: The French Connection: Tokio
3: Fat Frappaccino
4: Moron. The Movie.
5: The Neverending Goxxing.
6: ?
(inspired by reddit)
1: The Gox, The Road & The Ulbricht
2: The French Connection: Tokio
3: Fat Frappaccino
4: Moron. The Movie.
5: The Neverending Goxxing.
6: ?
(inspired by reddit)
The Neverending Goxxing.
If the latest speculation about him being DRP comes out to be true .
January 16, 2015, 04:30:58 PM
goxed: to the moon and back again
January 16, 2015, 04:30:55 PM
Fatcoin
January 16, 2015, 04:30:49 PM
My top 5 would be:
1: The Gox, The Road & The Ulbricht
2: The French Connection: Tokio
3: Fat Frappaccino <<<< Absolutely I will choice this title.
4: Moron. The Movie.
5: The Neverending Goxxing.
6: ?
(inspired by reddit)
1: The Gox, The Road & The Ulbricht
2: The French Connection: Tokio
3: Fat Frappaccino <<<< Absolutely I will choice this title.
4: Moron. The Movie.
5: The Neverending Goxxing.
6: ?
(inspired by reddit)
January 16, 2015, 04:29:31 PM
Goxxed!
And we need to get Jack Black to play Karpeles
Preferably with a lot of breaking 4th wall, telling us how clever he is at various junctures.
And we need to get Jack Black to play Karpeles
Preferably with a lot of breaking 4th wall, telling us how clever he is at various junctures.
January 16, 2015, 04:21:44 PM
1-Missing Coins.
2-Goxxed and got away with it.
3-A Jew, a Bitcoin and a dream.
4-BitGoxxed
2-Goxxed and got away with it.
3-A Jew, a Bitcoin and a dream.
4-BitGoxxed
January 16, 2015, 04:11:23 PM
The 5th one "The Neverending Goxxing" sounds good.
January 16, 2015, 04:10:10 PM
My top 5 would be:
1: The Gox, The Road & The Ulbricht
2: The French Connection: Tokio
3: Fat Frappaccino
4: Moron. The Movie.
5: The Neverending Goxxing.
6: ?
(inspired by reddit)
1: The Gox, The Road & The Ulbricht
2: The French Connection: Tokio
3: Fat Frappaccino
4: Moron. The Movie.
5: The Neverending Goxxing.
6: ?
(inspired by reddit)
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