Topic: I'm hungover (Read 1099 times)

I think I sent an application to somewhere like Coinbase. A question asked for improvements, and I wrote a paragraph or two on why they need more bitches in their advertisements. I recall being sober enough to describe previous advertisements I'd seen... something like "so there was this police officer and a woman for BitInstant, I think it was, and the policeman's like whooooa slow down - haha." Might be in my outbox somewhere.... don't think I'd like to see it.

I remember my friends had this crazy idea of going out to buy some drinks on LSD. Arrived in front of the shop I strongly refused to get in, I knew I had to stop, my friends didn't.
One of them got lost which I expected, even though it was just a small corner shop.
The other miraculously manage to find the fridge. He opened the door, took a bottle of coke, turned over and faced the fridge door. He believed he was stuck inside the fridge and couldn't get out. It was damn freezing outside but I was too scared to come in to help.
He stayed like this for 20 minutes... the longest 20 minutes of his life. He turned over hundred times and started to ask for help. Thanks god my other friend could hear and find him following the noise.
The cashier was staring at us for the whole time. He didn't show any reaction.

You were never drunk enough, that's why you had that voice.

Lots of funny things but never anything stupid.  There's always something in the back of my mind which is saying 'don't be a dick, don't be a dick'

14 shots of vodka.  And probably a sip of something else, idk.

I was quite drunk.  Comparable to the first time I got drunk at the beach with vodka and rum.

I did not throw up however, maybe the acid helped me handle it because I drank a glass or so of rum once this year and I vomited.

Hell yea it was fun.  I took it as a sign that I shouldn't drink.  And every time I drink sorta reinforces that thought.

Sounds like you had a good night too!

LSD.  God's gift to man for consciousness exploration.

What is L?

It remind me two girls that I met for the first time one year ago. One spent the night vomiting on the blanket of a sofa, I just let her slept there.
The other was puking in the toilet for hours and when I thought she was better, I carried her in my bed for her to rest but 5 minutes after she vomited everywhere including my pyjama. My girlfriend was sleeping just next to and didn't notice anything at all.

I noticed girls have no shame vomiting everywhere. I cannot count the times girls puked on my shoes (they still look ok though).

That's a proper night. It's funny that even if you took all your precautions, your friend fucked up everything and you ended in jail.

It is sometimes too hard to handle yourself, having to manage others is damn stressful.

How drunk were you and what did you drink?

And maybe the funniest thing was that I kept cleaning up her puke just to see her puke more in the same spot lol, I didn't think about the trashcan three feet away.

Good times.

I had a fourth of July party last year, took 14 shots and a few double hits of L.  A way smaller friend did the same and he temporary went crazy from the alcohol, we had tripped way harder before with no issue.  He kept warning everyone to keep it down or the cops would come (we were inside on two+ acres of land) and I kept getting him to chill out, only to see him return to his paranoid state.  My girl started throwing up from the alchy and I moved her upstairs (where she continued to barf lol).  By the time I came downstairs I heard "3909 Southall Lane" and he was on the phone.  Immediately, I was like wtf?

I took the phone from him and hung up the call with 911.  I was pretty pissed since I was drunk.  I told him to stay in the bathroom and to not come out.  He kept coming out lol.  I told him I'd knock him the fuck out if he kept coming out of the bathroom.  He kept coming out so I started strangling him trying to get it through his head that police were coming and he couldn't come out of the bathroom, and then a flashlight shines through the window and I let go and just like fuck!

We go outside and I sit on my porch so he couldn't trample through the door.  The guy who called the cops was flopping around on the grass, like a fish, and screamed LSD! at one point. lmao, I was just like wtf dude?

They illegally enter my house, the cops reasoning was that the hookah was a bong and the ash on the table next to the hookah was coke, grey coke.  What's funnier is the cops walk upstairs and did not see my foot and a half bong on the top shelf next to the stairs, rofl.  They did take notice of my full metal airsoft gun and told me I had an ATF violation for having a suppressor (wonder what they thought when they saw a suppressed m4 in this 18 year old's house).

My girl's dad inevitably came and thought I was a piece of shit since I was in the back of a cop car but then he completely forgave me the next day, what a cool fella.

Then I sorta told the cop arresting me how he works for a corrupt government as a tool to enslave humanity - something along those lines.  Probably coulda said it nicer, but I was drunk.

lol, looking back, I did not handle it the proper way, but the way it happened was completely worth going to jail for a night, it was a learning experience and totally funny in retrospective.  I have drank once since then, I'm gonna keep it to a once-twice a year thing tops.

Alcohol is poison.

Sadly, I had a worse experience on alcohol than this where I convinced myself I couldn't do anything and tried to give myself cancer by smoking 8 stogs in a row.  I was having a bad trip, bad sip?  Definitely scared the shit out of my girl, things changed after that, oh well.

Yeah, I'll stick to the herb and an occasional psychedely.

Are you for real?

I do this all the time, never had any trouble.
Was it an American girl ?

I'm relatively normal when drunk, I don't know why.

All part of the experience

Well at least theres plenty of other single fine fishes (:

Drop my MMORPG godly weapon...

once I try this shit and suddenly down and out other day my father at me and I never touch this again

He should of hung up for you.

Absolutely.  Oh, my friend was yelling in the background for me to hang up.  

If you can't hold your fucking drink, don't drink, if you do at least have a trustworthy friend with you that makes sure you don't do anything stupid.

So remember kids: Never drink 20 liters of beer in one night.

What are some of the stupidest things you have ever done while drunk?

About 20 years ago I called up a long time family friend who I always liked.  I was smashed and she hung up on me.  So I proceeded to call her back and leave a terrible message about what I wanted to do to her.

I got a call from the police the next day and I haven't spoken to her since. 

Alcohol is a bitch when abused.