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Topic: IMPORTANT! NEW MANDATORY GUIDELINES Mugu-fy bitcointalk (Read 540 times)
Hello my dear Mugus,
as Prince of Crypto I inform you about new rules that needs to be applied to all upcoming posts about shady cryptocurrencies. Please consider to edit old posts as well:
1. If you write "good opportunity", "undervalued" or "skyrocket" this sentence must end with ", my friend".
Examples:
"Investing in Darkcoin appears to be a good opportunity,my friend."
"Yes, basically the price will skyrocket up to 10billion per coin, my friend."
"Doge may be significantly undervalued, my friend."
2. I counted the word "scam" only 1200 times on this forum. This clearly begs for a more intensive use of the word. I order you to use the word "scam" after at least one substantive per sentence.
Examples:
"[ANN] Ethereum: Welcome to the beginning scam"
"Coin2 [C2] - The forward thinking altcoin with a scam plan."
"[ANN] [HVC] Heavycoin - Ultra-secure, Decentralized Block Reward Voting, Fast scam"
The word IPO generally needs to be substituted with the word "scam"
3. If you have a heinous plan and want to conceal it from others, you´re requested to add a meaningful "he, he, he"
Examples:
"Officially the project of creating a Crypto-Currency on the NXT base started in february, but since then many things have changed, he, he, he..."
"Some PND friends are spreading the word in the land of the panda, he, he, he..."
"Our goal isn't to compete, as much as compliment, create balance, and not divert into launching 9 more coins because we can, he, he, he..."
For more information, read www.419coin.com
as Prince of Crypto I inform you about new rules that needs to be applied to all upcoming posts about shady cryptocurrencies. Please consider to edit old posts as well:
1. If you write "good opportunity", "undervalued" or "skyrocket" this sentence must end with ", my friend".
Examples:
"Investing in Darkcoin appears to be a good opportunity,my friend."
"Yes, basically the price will skyrocket up to 10billion per coin, my friend."
"Doge may be significantly undervalued, my friend."
2. I counted the word "scam" only 1200 times on this forum. This clearly begs for a more intensive use of the word. I order you to use the word "scam" after at least one substantive per sentence.
Examples:
"[ANN] Ethereum: Welcome to the beginning scam"
"Coin2 [C2] - The forward thinking altcoin with a scam plan."
"[ANN] [HVC] Heavycoin - Ultra-secure, Decentralized Block Reward Voting, Fast scam"
The word IPO generally needs to be substituted with the word "scam"
3. If you have a heinous plan and want to conceal it from others, you´re requested to add a meaningful "he, he, he"
Examples:
"Officially the project of creating a Crypto-Currency on the NXT base started in february, but since then many things have changed, he, he, he..."
"Some PND friends are spreading the word in the land of the panda, he, he, he..."
"Our goal isn't to compete, as much as compliment, create balance, and not divert into launching 9 more coins because we can, he, he, he..."
For more information, read www.419coin.com
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