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In a world of peaches, don't ask for apple sauce
June 11, 2013, 05:18:36 AM
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legendary
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June 11, 2013, 05:15:58 AM
#8
Sounds really painful.
Not any more!
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In a world of peaches, don't ask for apple sauce
June 11, 2013, 05:14:52 AM
#7
You should stop jerking off for a while
That's almost what happened, except that what was being (almost) jerked off was my entire arm from the rest of my body because it was holding a leash that was attached to a large dog who likes to chase squirrels. I think she managed to get to her top sprint speed from a dead stop in the time it took to move from 12' behind me to 12' in front of me.
Sounds really painful.
legendary
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June 11, 2013, 05:06:44 AM
#6
You should stop jerking off for a while
That's almost what happened, except that what was being (almost) jerked off was my entire arm from the rest of my body because it was holding a leash that was attached to a large dog who likes to chase squirrels. I think she managed to get to her top sprint speed from a dead stop in the time it took to move from 12' behind me to 12' in front of me.

Also: right-handed  Wink
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June 11, 2013, 05:05:23 AM
#5
Bad news: My left arm is going to be out of commission for a few weeks due to a wrist sprain.
You should stop jerking off for a while
Or at least change hands once in a while Smiley
rolfl
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In a world of peaches, don't ask for apple sauce
June 11, 2013, 05:03:38 AM
#4
Bad news: My left arm is going to be out of commission for a few weeks due to a wrist sprain.
You should stop jerking off for a while
Or at least change hands once in a while Smiley
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June 11, 2013, 05:02:35 AM
#3
Bad news: My left arm is going to be out of commission for a few weeks due to a wrist sprain.
You should stop jerking off for a while
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In a world of peaches, don't ask for apple sauce
June 11, 2013, 04:56:21 AM
#2
Guess therd's something good in every bad thing  Wink
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June 11, 2013, 04:49:08 AM
#1
Bad news: My left arm is going to be out of commission for a few weeks due to a wrist sprain.

Good news: Corticosteroids and narcotic painkillers are proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.
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