Topic: Invest into a professional online poker player. Odds on your side. (Read 2705 times)

And why dont you play with your own money if you are good? i would only consider this invest option to a already famous player, not to you, whats your name? to google it and see how many tournaments have you won.

What games do you play?
Why aren't you on any of the tracking sites? If you opted out of these so people couldn't look you up while playing against you, you should unbock yourself to prove to your investors that you are good.
Has anyone staked you before?

How many tables you play simultaneity?

Who cares about stats? If you're "as good as you say you are" you wouldn't need any money from others.

Ez game

I actually am a professional poker player and your OP sounds like the most LOL shit I've ever heard.  If you aren't a scam artist you are certainly retarded and not good at poker best case scenario.

I don't understand how odds are on our side.

If you have a 60% chance of giving us 150% , that makes it 90% expected value.
If you gave us 166% of the winnings , it would be EV neutral.

Example :-
You take 10$ per person from 100 people.
You give 60 people 15$
You give 40 people nothing.
You have given away 900$ and still have 100$ , without doing anything.

TLDR ; This is EV negative , basically a casino with no trust or no provably fair status.

Why wouldn't you address not being listed in ANY online poker database? You say $2 as if 'it's no big deal.'
If it's such a non-issue then you should clearly put your own money up.

I'm not sure you'll find too many people on the planet willing to invest in someone who isn't willing to put their own money into themselves. Let alone a self proclaimed Poker "Pro" which has ZERO stats at any of the well known poker stats place.

You can't really be serious? You can't honestly think we take you serious? You're clearly trolling.

Could you give me exact link where can I stake someone or where someone can stake me at twoplustwo website?

Firstly I'm not a scammer and either not lazy, I opened this thread expecting at least one user to throw in "HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY" which is $2 so this would start rolling, maybe my thread is not with a good presentation and I really put no effort in to this because I didn't have big motivation to do this because I know that I wont make decent amount of money doing this as I said before.

So If everyone is so pessimistic here I'll close this thread tomorrow.

About every decent cash game player knows your skill is measured in the amount of big blinds won per 100 hands over a big sample, not some vague 60% times winning.

To OP: just search someone to stake you, you can try looking at twoplustwo.com.

I will also offer you the truthful odds you send me your Bitcoins and I will lose them 100% or run off with them 

Guys, it's pretty simple. If you're active in the poker community there are a few poker sources to check the stats of a player.
www.officialpokerrankings.com
www.thepokerdb.com

and my favorite: www.pokertableratings.com

All of these sites are FREE and allow you to search for any player and their total lifetime stats. Shows you how much was wagered/won and at what % they win/lose.

With all that said, I looked up the player "ZifoK" as the op stated his name was and my results turned up ZERO stats for this player.


What does this mean?

It means don't invest in this guy, he's not only a scammer... but a very lazy scammer.

you sound like the guys walking around the real casinos always saying, I can double your money let me play for you, yet don't have a dime to play. If you could win so much, why would they be broke....

wow aren't you an angel! Didn't open this thread to profit from it huh.

I played at sealswithclubs 2 times or so and I did lost there but you can't really tell player statistics from 2 times of play.

I'm not that big to have good statistics on several poker sites.

As said before I made this thread just for curiosity and I'm not going to put a lot of effort in to this to prove that I am winning poker player because It doesn't cost so much to try It and If this thread doesn't get any interest in 3 days I'll just close It because I opened this thread not to profit from.

I have to admit, you would have to provide some holdem manager stats or something if you plan on seeing a dime.

Even if you are not a scammer, you are a losing player that doesn't know much about poker. So that makes this also a little bit of a scam. I can already read your "poker experience" (or lack of) in your topic, like I said earlier. But you even said it yourself:


Besides that your pokerstars username "ZifoK" is completely unknown. Real players that play for a while have some kind of statistics on several well-known websites.





I am definitely in the right place to warn others about this. Either way you would need to proof your experience. And I doubt that you can do that.

Please don't say "scam" without any arguments. Minimum investment is only $2 because of minimum table limit and no one is forcing to invest more.

Looks like a scam.



As a real profitable (yet hobby) poker player, I can say this looks like a scam.

"my winning ratio is about 60%+ out of 100%" is completely insane and doesn't make any sense. Real poker players do not use these terms. It sounds that you wanted to great a new kind of ponzi but it is just terrible.


OBV. DO NOT "INVEST" ANY MONEY.

Hello, I play online poker at pokerstars and my winning ratio is about 60%+ out of 100%. I do have my own funds to play but today I just came with an idea that people could invest in me and I would at least try doubling their investment. I do earn more with my own funds of course but I just thought of service like this for curiosity + total freedom of not risking anything and a good chance to earn some $ myself. This is more a "project" because I'm not doing this for profit that would satisfy me.

When I double your investment you would have a choice:

1. Get 150% of your investment back.

2. Set me the cap at what amount I should stop playing with your doubled investment.

After successful play time I would always give you 150% of stack I made from your investment and keep 50% for myself.

How do you play with my funds?

I will always play at the maximum buy-in table that is possible for your invested stack. I play Pot limit Omaha and Texas holdem poker games at only   6 - MAX cash tables.

What is the lowest investment?

Lowest investment is $2 (the lowest buy-in at Pokerstars tables)

How do I invest?

1. Send Pokerstars $ through player transfer to this ID: ZifoK

2. PM me your Pokerstars username and the amount you sent to me.

How do I invest If I don't have Pokerstars $?

As said before I have my own funds so If you don't have Pokerstars $ I accept Bitcoins equivalent in $ at bitstamp  rates.

Send bitcoins to this address: 1FK3yVi1KshTv83nfmdnZpWs5dD4Js66ad

NOTE: When sending funds via Bitcoins write your Bitcointalk username in the label field so I can verify what user sent the funds.

What If you lose my funds?

Yes, there is 35%-40% chance that I will lose your funds. I will not refund anything, this is gamble based investment with good odds on your side.



I will track all investors status here on this thread.

Still got questions? Ask here on this thread or via PM.