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Topic: Investment opportunity shitcoin (Read 2670 times)
Nice. This is essentially Sacred Economics.
OK guy's I'm looking for a 5 Bitcoin investment in exchange for a 97% stake in my new business start up shitcoin;
Finding clean, renewable energy is the top goal for most countries across the globe and our team of research scientists from here and there have taken that notion to new levels. The team, led by me associate professor Chang Hum, designed the new toilet to convert bodily waste into both electricity and fertilizer all while using 90% less water per flush. Called the ‘No-Mix Vacuum Toilet’, the design features two cavities that divide both liquid and solid waste using vacuum suction much like toilets found on airplanes.
Once the waste is separated, it’s then sent to a processing facility that reclaims nitrogen, phosphorous and potassium out of the waste for use as a fertilizer. ‘Solid’ waste is then transferred to a bio-reactor where it can be further processed into methane. The gas cab then be used for stoves and heating or converted into electricity through power-plants and fuel cells. But we're not going to stop there, as ‘grey-water’ from washing machines, showers and sinks can either be treated and reclaimed or released into sewer systems without damaging the ecosystem.
Even leftover food waste can either be sent to bio-reactors and converted into electricity or composted and mixed with soil resulting in a complete recovery of resources. We plan to outfit two of Michael Moore's bathrooms with the new toilet design this year and eventually have the system available for world-wide distribution in the next three years. With dwindling water and power resources all over the globe, it stands to reason that their new toilet system will help power the planet in the foreseeable future!
To make the "per shit micro payouts" affordable in terms of fees we'll be transferring all payouts on dirty deposits to a bit-coin address associated with each toilet taking a 10% cut on all the eco-friendly dirty returns.
So if you care about the environment, global warming and want to fill you pockets invest now you'll literally be shitting gold!
Finding clean, renewable energy is the top goal for most countries across the globe and our team of research scientists from here and there have taken that notion to new levels. The team, led by me associate professor Chang Hum, designed the new toilet to convert bodily waste into both electricity and fertilizer all while using 90% less water per flush. Called the ‘No-Mix Vacuum Toilet’, the design features two cavities that divide both liquid and solid waste using vacuum suction much like toilets found on airplanes.
Once the waste is separated, it’s then sent to a processing facility that reclaims nitrogen, phosphorous and potassium out of the waste for use as a fertilizer. ‘Solid’ waste is then transferred to a bio-reactor where it can be further processed into methane. The gas cab then be used for stoves and heating or converted into electricity through power-plants and fuel cells. But we're not going to stop there, as ‘grey-water’ from washing machines, showers and sinks can either be treated and reclaimed or released into sewer systems without damaging the ecosystem.
Even leftover food waste can either be sent to bio-reactors and converted into electricity or composted and mixed with soil resulting in a complete recovery of resources. We plan to outfit two of Michael Moore's bathrooms with the new toilet design this year and eventually have the system available for world-wide distribution in the next three years. With dwindling water and power resources all over the globe, it stands to reason that their new toilet system will help power the planet in the foreseeable future!
To make the "per shit micro payouts" affordable in terms of fees we'll be transferring all payouts on dirty deposits to a bit-coin address associated with each toilet taking a 10% cut on all the eco-friendly dirty returns.
So if you care about the environment, global warming and want to fill you pockets invest now you'll literally be shitting gold!
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