Is it easier or harder to take a giant stanky dump in space?

U2

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Quote from: Foxpup on December 12, 2016, 06:35:22 AM

Quote from: U2 on December 11, 2016, 09:21:01 AM

Would you do me the honour of cremating me Foxpup?

No. You need air to do that, too.

I'm sick and tired of your logic God damn it!

Quote from: Foxpup on December 12, 2016, 06:35:22 AM

You just invited me to get naked and sacrifice a small goat. (Though to be fair, we foxes don't often talk about much else, and our language reflects that.)

What now? I've taken over the human race and they are all my slaves. HIIIYA!! MUSH, MUSH!!

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Quote from: U2 on December 11, 2016, 09:21:01 AM

Would you do me the honour of cremating me Foxpup?

No. You need air to do that, too.

Quote from: U2 on December 11, 2016, 09:21:01 AM

RING DING DING DA DINGDA DING!!!!!!! WAAAAHHH PAA PAA PAA PAPAPA!!!!!!!

You just invited me to get naked and sacrifice a small goat. (Though to be fair, we foxes don't often talk about much else, and our language reflects that.)

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Quote from: U2 on December 09, 2016, 08:29:32 PM

I mean there's no gravity helping you, ...

Gravity never helped me shit.
It's all in the ass muscles.

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Quote from: Foxpup on December 09, 2016, 10:47:46 PM

Quote from: U2 on December 09, 2016, 08:29:32 PM

I mean there's no gravity helping you, but then there's no air pressure.

With no air (and the lack of external pressure means you can't hold your breath, either) you'll be dead before you even get your pants off. Your corpse will lack muscle control and therefore have no great difficulty taking a "giant stanky dump", though since you're no longer able to benefit from the relief, I don't think that counts.

Would you do me the honour of cremating me Foxpup? Or if you would like it in your native tongue (now hold on I'm not exactly fluent...)

Ehem

RING DING DING DA DINGDA DING!!!!!!! WAAAAHHH PAA PAA PAA PAPAPA!!!!!!!

Much appreciated. Thank you sir.

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Quote from: U2 on December 09, 2016, 08:29:32 PM

I mean there's no gravity helping you, but then there's no air pressure.

With no air (and the lack of external pressure means you can't hold your breath, either) you'll be dead before you even get your pants off. Your corpse will lack muscle control and therefore have no great difficulty taking a "giant stanky dump", though since you're no longer able to benefit from the relief, I don't think that counts.

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I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure...

I mean there's no gravity helping you, but then there's no air pressure. We're not talking with those vacuums that astronauts have either. Obviously if I wanted to rip out my sphincter I'd just buy a handful of roofies from your aunt's dealer and down them in your neighborhood. It's just cheaper. Hard times right? I mean, I ain't got the moolah to go into space (yet. Fuckin' hurry up bitcoins. This guy said I HODL I'd be all the way up to the moon right now. Is $700 the moon!? NOT BY A FUCKING LONGSHOT!! Fuck!!!!!!!FUUUUCKKKK!!!!!

I'm over it. Stop cryin'.

Updating.... Ok so you can breath with like an air thing. Just taking a crap will make it float around you or whatever. Got it!? Don't forget to vote!

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