The moment I gain the ability to travel large distances across space, I'm going to find an alien race and cut up their livestock to dick around with them instead of opening lines of communication and learn about them.
What if the act you consider "opening lines of communication" ends up being perceived by them as "cut up their livestock to dick around with them"?
I never thought of that.
Do the mutilations of the cattle all look similar and like they might be the alien version of "Greetings"?
Or, maybe, those aliens have their own version of SA and this is the way members have to pay their dues.
Better yet, the goons have new members go to Earth, snatch up a cow, drink its blood, return the cow, and making sure they're not seen. Obviously, by the 1983 video, this alien failed to become a member and...(insert humorous ending here).
(If inserting a humorous ending, insert a humorous image here.)
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I think satirizing yourself may be a ban-able offense here.
Get out.
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I think satirizing yourself may be a ban-able offense here.
You have a valid point. I done that a couple other times before in the past and not too long ago in fact I think most recently. <---What type of sentence is the one I just wrote? And what is the punishment for doing such? The goons over at SA ban folks for 1,2,3,etc., days for breaking the rules. It's almost like being in Twitter Jail.
Im sure we are not alone here but abductions like that is BIG LMAO! 