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Topic: ISIS Drops iPhones After Apple CEO Tim Cook Comes Out as Gay (Read 1631 times)

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After hearing all the reports from American soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan, how do we know ISIS isn't poking each other? 
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We need more gay ceo's then. If we had gay eco's in charge of all airlines can we finally get rid of the TSA? How about a gay chairman of the fed? They would be significantly weakened if they could not use the dollar.  Grin

It wouldn't really impact them since they are already more less kicked out of SWIFT for international transactions
So just more blackmarket money from another currency instead
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We need more gay ceo's then. If we had gay eco's in charge of all airlines can we finally get rid of the TSA? How about a gay chairman of the fed? They would be significantly weakened if they could not use the dollar.  Grin
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The fact that ISIS was using an Iphone one of the most tracked software items in history makes me suspicious.
Then again possibly a satire.
Either way its for the better the Iphone sucks long live Android  Grin
The iPhone will leak a lot of personal information if certain features are enabled (like iCloud and location services), however these are not critical services necessary to use the iPhone. These features only make it so people who have multiple apple products can have their various personal information/data synched together.

Also as of recently apple has been employing very good encryption that would prevent an attacker from stealing data from an iPhone without the password.
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The fact that ISIS was using an Iphone one of the most tracked software items in history makes me suspicious.
Then again possibly a satire.
Either way its for the better the Iphone sucks long live Android  Grin
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Let's tell them guns are gay! Maybe they will switch to throwing rocks, like a real man? Then we mow them down in a hail of gay bullets.  Cheesy
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simply confirming what seems to be common knowledge

Apparently not common knowledge enough for isissy...

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simply confirming what seems to be common knowledge
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They killed Al Turing for being gay
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Satire??

Doesn't seem like it's news worthy material to me

For me it is not. Everybody knows cook was gay for a long time.

The news is ISIS supporters and a saudi cleric believe iphone 4 is not gay... I guess iphones won't be welcome on top of the 1007 m. high kingdom tower when it will be achieved in 2019.  Cheesy Grin Cheesy


I also was under the impression that it was common knowledge, I read about it when he became Apples's CEO.

Does ISIS know that computers were invented by a gay guy and a lot of other Internet stuff? hehe
I was under this impression as well. Several months ago he was on a list of the most influential gay people in corporate America.

I would say this is very immature by the ISIS (not that I want them to succeed) however he iPhone remains to be a very advanced computer that is capable of a lot (even though it is "only" a "phone")
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Satire??

Doesn't seem like it's news worthy material to me

For me it is not. Everybody knows cook was gay for a long time.

The news is ISIS supporters and a saudi cleric believe iphone 4 is not gay... I guess iphones won't be welcome on top of the 1007 m. high kingdom tower when it will be achieved in 2019.  Cheesy Grin Cheesy


I also was under the impression that it was common knowledge, I read about it when he became Apples's CEO.

Does ISIS know that computers were invented by a gay guy and a lot of other Internet stuff? hehe
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Satire??

Doesn't seem like it's news worthy material to me

For me it is not. Everybody knows cook was gay for a long time.

The news is ISIS supporters and a saudi cleric believe iphone 4 is not gay... I guess iphones won't be welcome on top of the 1007 m. high kingdom tower when it will be achieved in 2019.  Cheesy Grin Cheesy



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Satire??

Doesn't seem like it's news worthy material to me
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