We can actually ship them to Malaysia if we are mean enough. Besides, the terror groups here in the Philippines have connections there.
The swap would work with Myanmar I think. Pack all those Rohingyas to Bangladesh and take all the Buddhists from Bangladesh. I believe swapping worked for India and Pakistan before. The only problem is Bangladesh refuse to take the Rohingyas in, even if they are basically Bangla.
Bangladesh actually encourages it's citizens to immigrate abroad. Some 30 million illegal Bangladeshis reside in India, where they are engaged in all sorts of criminal activities.
Well, it is indeed overflowing with people. It seem to even have a higher population density than India. I don't even want to imagine how things would turn out once they become climate refugees as well. Bangladesh is basically a giant f****n delta and would almost entirely go underwater when the sea level rises.... Then more Banglas would start pouring into India and Myanmar...