BY DOUGLAS CHARLES • 11.13.15
Porn stars don’t get much bigger than Ron Jeremy, pardon the pun. So when we found out he was going to sit down for a Reddit “Ask Me Anything” our expectations were very high. “The Hedgehog” did not disappoint.
Ranked #1 by AVN on their “50 Top Porn Stars of All Time” list, Ron Jeremy has pretty much done and seen it all when it comes to porn. So it’s no surprise that he not only answered some very “interesting” questions, he did it with the kind of brutal honesty that might make you blush.
Here are some of the highlights…
A few years ago I was in town and happened to see you eating dinner with some people at the Rainbow Room. I was considering approaching you to see if I could get a picture with you, but didn’t want to bug you. Would you have minded?
Also…porn girls now, porn girls 15 years ago, or porn girls of the 80s…which are the best? And single best girl you’ve worked with, and why?
1. No, I do it all the time, and the Rainbow is my favorite hangout. ALL rockstars go there.
2. 80’s. I like pubic hair, and the attitude was more fun than money back then. Remember, it was the tail end of the sexual revolution.
How many stds have you caught and gotten taken care of?
Honest to God, none. My friends call me bionic.
Does a porn set smell as terrible as people say? Which set smelled the worst?
The one where your mom sat. This is untrue, I have been in over 2,000 adult films, about 100 mainstream films, and 54 music videos – and they all smell the same. Some used studios, others used homes. No smells. Unless I had refried beans and prune danish for lunch, with a jalapeno pepper. THEN look out!
What compelled you to parody Miley Cyrus’ Wrecking Ball video?
I got booked, I thought it was funny and it got millions of hits. Billy Ray Cyrus and Miley Cyrus, and the director Terry Richardson, all liked the video alot. And besides, I look just like Miley!
Two questions, how does someone get started in porn living on the east coast and what do you think is the ideal penis size?
1. To get into porn, find a pretty girl and start out as a couple. Single guys won’t get work, we already have too many.
2. Any size works, most girls say. It’s not the boat, but the motion of the ocean.
What’s your weirdest experience on a porn set?
Majorca, Spain. All the big European stars were on this film, on a boat, including Rocco, Ciccoloina, everyone but me got seasick. Now THAT is a strange experience.
How has society’s view of porn changed since you first started in the industry?
Much more acceptable, because people can bring it home – they didn’t like the theaters, but video, dvd, interactive CD, etc., helped it to be a more private medium. Then we BOOMED.
How big is your penis exactly? Oh come on, I think we all want to know the answer to this question.
2 inches……from the floor. Actual answer, 9 3/4. (Note: some novelty stores like the Hustler boutique sell my mold, created by Pipedream Productions – they own my dick.)
If you weren’t doing porn, what would your ideal career be?
I was a school teacher, teaching mentally handicapped. I enjoyed it a lot, but my heart was in acting.
Hi Ron! How many of the videos you’ve starred in have you actually watched after? Was it weird initially to see yourself in one?
Does watching porn change after you’ve been in so many?
Great question, in the beginning, I watched everything. Later, just the sex, then later, just the acting. Now, only if it’s really interesting.
Robin Williams and Sam Kinison said to me, that watching porn live while you’re there makes it less erotic because you know how tough it can be. (I shot a film at Sam’s house once, and Robin owned it)
As someone who has a large number of partners. I kind of got into swing of getting what I need from someone and moving on. Did you also find it hard to settle down? Any advice on learning to settle down with one person instead of habitual one night stands?
Monogamy is very. very tough. I have a swinger mentality as do many porn stars. You can be emotionally monogamous, and that works, but the genitalia can travel as long as you keep it as a team and discover new physiques.
What’s your craziest party story?
On a film set, we did a party scene, the hot light that goes under the legs of the actor for the up and over position, the light got too close and singed his ball hairs. His name was Bobby Astyr, and he did a double somersault with a twist into the pool and saved burning his balls off. Now THAT’s funny.
And finally, the most important question of them all…
Whether it was recorded or not, who was the best fuck ever?
Tabitha Stevens, Christy Canyon and Sunny Lane. And your mom.
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