Topic: ITT: I prove that I'm a team player! (Read 289 times)

I think you may be looking for Vlad ...DAMN that guy is a stud !

But hey.. i can maybe help you out.
I am 6.4" and would *maybe be interested in getting those GF legs wobbly before i tuck her in for the night.
I'll need some pics though.. send them to [email protected]
I can't promise i will have her back by 11 though.. or ever hahahah
or that her dress will be semen free !

I take other guys broads to JizzneyLand and let them ride on Spoetnik's magical pantry dropper mattress mountain  

Last chick i dated i stole her from the prick right in front of his face and he couldn't do squat.
Many years before that i did it going for coffee in front of the girls Boyfriend too..
I went for coffee with my sister and her friends ..the one girl was hot as hell !
I decided i would take her home and Sex her !
I looked at her then her boyfriend then said how about i take you out back and we smoke a doobie (said to the chick not guy)
then i take you back to my house and take advantage of you.. She said yes and i did !
I walked out with the punk's girlfriend and she never went back to him.

Same with the last chick i dated..
We worked together and she had no ride home so i said come & stay the night at my house.
An hour after work i had those fucking panties off  

By the way what you said is close to a skit on the TV show InsideAmySchumer (season 2)

And did you get WHY i said above ?
..no it wasn't just *only* bragging LOL

This business idea has been around for thousands of years my friend.   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUsWiIN-LfE

So some of you probably don't have a business idea, so let me give you a quick one! My girlfriend just got into a huge argument that I don't treat her like a woman. She said because I don't want to show up with her at her ex boyfriend's party to "shove it in his face" that she got a "better" boyfriend, that means I'm a terrible one. So, I told her she can go out and find someone else to show up with.


That got me thinking of a really cool business idea. (Sort of).


Temporary boyfriend! A site where extremely tall tan and handsome men from all over the globe listed up on a site for women to rent out. You can take your temporary boyfriend to work, and make your co workers jealous! Take him to a party, and be the talk of the party. Take him home to grandma for all I care! Yes!

Who thinks this is a good business idea? You can take it and do as you wish with that idea and make tons of bitcoins from it. I don't care. I have tons of businesses I'm already doing. Lol...