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Topic: ITT we pretend its 1996 (Read 2182 times)

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November 18, 2013, 06:03:44 PM
#57
The war in Croatia just stopped but there are some conflicts about the peaceful reintegration :/
legendary
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
November 18, 2013, 12:59:33 PM
#56
Whenever I want to download a Volvo banner ad, I use Netscape.
legendary
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
November 18, 2013, 12:54:30 PM
#55
The sponsor of today's show can be found at w w w dot forward slash forward slash dot............................................................................ .....
newbie
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November 17, 2013, 05:03:24 PM
#54

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legendary
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Christian Antkow
November 17, 2013, 04:58:21 PM
#53
The Ministry "Sphinctour" was kick-ass. God-bless Al Jourgensen for kicking Heroin.
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November 17, 2013, 04:43:16 PM
#52
The new Amiga logo. Cool!  Grin

newbie
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November 17, 2013, 04:21:57 PM
#51
Hey, this is cool - I just built my first web site and that grey background looks kind of cool!

I've heard of one of them...is that on the interweb?

And how does one say website?

like a spider web? or weeb - like I went to the toilet and weeb myself?
newbie
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November 17, 2013, 04:18:08 PM
#50
Hey, this is cool - I just built my first web site and that grey background looks kind of cool!
donator
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November 17, 2013, 03:52:14 PM
#49
I just flew to Canada, without a passport, to open up a bank account, funded in cash. No weird "airplane authorities" shoved a magic wand up my ass, and I didn't need to give my fingerprints at the bank. It was great!

I was kind of surprised they were so unfazed by a five-year-old opening a bank account, though.  Huh
newbie
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November 17, 2013, 03:41:36 PM
#48
If gas prices become any higher than 80 cents I'm getting a bike

I know man.

Its like we need to invade some middle eastern country for their oil.  Any ideas?

We just need a country who we can falsely accuse of having WMD's......

Get the fuck out of here our government would never do that.  You disgust me.
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November 17, 2013, 03:02:19 PM
#47
Has anyone here seen Mars Attacks? It's funny Smiley
newbie
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November 17, 2013, 01:42:53 PM
#46
If gas prices become any higher than 80 cents I'm getting a bike

I know man.

Its like we need to invade some middle eastern country for their oil.  Any ideas?
b!z
legendary
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November 17, 2013, 10:33:29 AM
#45
Does anyone know what that weird noise is everytime I try to get online?

You mean ti ton, ti ton, ti ton, ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, ti ton....?
No, it sounds like tii tii ton tii tonnnnnnn
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The General
November 17, 2013, 04:34:26 AM
#44
If gas prices become any higher than 80 cents I'm getting a bike
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November 16, 2013, 10:12:09 PM
#43
Does anyone know what that weird noise is everytime I try to get online?

You mean ti ton, ti ton, ti ton, ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, ti ton....?
legendary
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November 16, 2013, 09:52:43 PM
#42
My 1997 resolution is to stop fucking goats. This shit is gettin outta hand. I can't get enough goat pussy, ass and yes--dick. Seriously, I'm going to quit for sure this year... WTF (just made that up and means What The Fuck)! I've never noticed the other end of the goat. Maybe 1998 if what I have in mind works out.

Tony J. Glotz (my real name)

PS: Don't worry about putting stuff on the internet because nobody will even read it and it's not saved very long. Damn, that goat's got a purdy mouth. I will BRB (be right back) in a couple hours after I download a Prince song. Ain't it amazing that the internet is getting faster and faster each year?
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November 16, 2013, 08:07:33 PM
#41
Bill Clinton just got re-elected!
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November 16, 2013, 06:52:33 PM
#40
Does anyone know what that weird noise is everytime I try to get online?



I have this as my phone ringtone now. I used to hate it. But, now I kind of miss it. The things we miss when we haven't got them anymore right?
What are the most famous sayings off the 90's? I can't really remember. I'm sure "totally radical maaan" was popular because of a movie.


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November 16, 2013, 01:05:58 PM
#39
There is no internet, I am alien from space...
b!z
legendary
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November 16, 2013, 11:05:27 AM
#38
Anybody want to play Quake over modem? Make sure You have at least 16MB of RAM!

I have 8MB, is that enough? Please share your ICQ number.
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November 16, 2013, 10:59:05 AM
#37
Does anyone know what that weird noise is everytime I try to get online?
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freedomainradio.com
November 16, 2013, 10:52:48 AM
#36
What are you guys talking about? Computers? games? wtf is that?

I'm outside all the time doing outdoor activities and going on dates and studying through school

You know the important stuff

games and that stuff are for nerds
Why are you using a computer to post on here then?
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The General
November 16, 2013, 10:46:04 AM
#35
What are you guys talking about? Computers? games? wtf is that?

I'm outside all the time doing outdoor activities and going on dates and studying through school

You know the important stuff

games and that stuff are for nerds
legendary
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May Bitcoin be touched by his Noodly Appendage
November 16, 2013, 07:02:55 AM
#34
Anybody played the new Duke Nukem 3D shareware thing?
I heard that 3D Realms will annouce a new Duke Nukem next year
Can't wait to see it!
full member
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November 16, 2013, 06:36:34 AM
#33
anyone wants to clone some sheeps?
or maybe watch the O.J trial?
sr. member
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Merit: 251
November 16, 2013, 12:24:00 AM
#32
Anyone wanna go ride the elevators of the WTC?
sr. member
Activity: 280
Merit: 250
November 15, 2013, 10:34:02 PM
#31
Anybody want to play Quake over modem? Make sure You have at least 16MB of RAM!
That was the game back in the day!   Cool
legendary
Activity: 1512
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Death to enemies!
November 15, 2013, 10:30:54 PM
#30
Anybody want to play Quake over modem? Make sure You have at least 16MB of RAM!
hero member
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November 15, 2013, 06:30:59 PM
#29
I don't understand the argument about "Google". Is it a animal?
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Garbochock
November 15, 2013, 06:28:43 PM
#28
What do you mean 'google it' ? What's a google  Huh
Yahoo was around back then, though.
And you must not forget AltaVista! Wink


I watched an introduction to internet from 1996. The guy tells us that the term "surf the internet" is very popular, but he prefers to use "navigate the internet" since "surf" sounds like you just sit back, relax and see where you end up, but "navigate" means you have to actively click links and do searches.
His idea never broke through. Atleast I've never heard anyone use the term "navigate the web"! Cheesy
newbie
Activity: 56
Merit: 0
November 15, 2013, 06:07:07 PM
#27
What do you mean 'google it' ? What's a google  Huh
Yahoo was around back then, though.

Yeah but Google wasn't though  Tongue
However, yahoo was probably one of the most visited websites that year  Shocked
sr. member
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November 15, 2013, 05:56:44 PM
#26
1996: when watching "porn" on the net meant loading pictures of nude girls.
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November 15, 2013, 05:55:49 PM
#25
can someone IM me some good war3z sites on my aol account? that or send me an e-mail. maybe we can connect via our dial-up modems to play a game of warcraft 2.

nah, I'm playing  Diablo,Crash Bandicoot and I might even buy Resident evil or Duke Nukem, not  sure  which one is better though.
But I'm definitely buying Civilization II!

And guys!
About the movies,
Did you hear?
Mars attacks just came out!
Independence day just came out too

And now if you excuse me I'm going to listen to some Macarena Smiley
sr. member
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November 15, 2013, 03:50:40 PM
#24
can someone IM me some good war3z sites on my aol account? that or send me an e-mail. maybe we can connect via our dial-up modems to play a game of warcraft 2.
legendary
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November 15, 2013, 03:50:06 PM
#23
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November 15, 2013, 03:46:25 PM
#22
What do you mean 'google it' ? What's a google  Huh
Yahoo was around back then, though.
newbie
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Merit: 0
November 15, 2013, 03:09:22 PM
#21
What do you mean 'google it' ? What's a google  Huh
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freedomainradio.com
November 15, 2013, 11:33:09 AM
#20
I am just a baby.......
We know that already from your posts on the snowden topic...
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November 15, 2013, 11:30:32 AM
#19
I am just a baby.......
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A Digital Universe with Endless Possibilities.
November 15, 2013, 09:26:54 AM
#18
Window Sucks, DOS is the best....
b!z
legendary
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November 15, 2013, 08:11:52 AM
#17
MY EYES! THEY BLEED!

Here's a dancing baby to fix your eyes:
legendary
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November 15, 2013, 08:07:03 AM
#16
MY EYES! THEY BLEED!
b!z
legendary
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November 15, 2013, 08:03:59 AM
#15
WELCOME TO MY COOL WEBSITE

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freedomainradio.com
November 15, 2013, 07:32:32 AM
#14
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November 15, 2013, 07:27:31 AM
#13
brb playing civilization 2

I'm going to see if I can get command and conquer running again Cheesy
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November 15, 2013, 07:14:45 AM
#11
Is computer some kind of alien?
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November 15, 2013, 02:23:01 AM
#10
Sorry guys, I'm going to have to go offline for now...my mother needs to use the phone.  Undecided
sr. member
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November 14, 2013, 11:17:17 PM
#9
Bitcointalk isn't even here yet..... and we can get ready our GPU....
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diamond-handed zealot
November 14, 2013, 09:18:03 PM
#8
rocking my pentium pro overclock here

266MHz bitchezz!!
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November 14, 2013, 09:10:45 PM
#7
Anybody played the new Duke Nukem 3D shareware thing?
legendary
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November 14, 2013, 08:52:08 PM
#6
I'm sad Mighty Morphin Power Rangers ended last year  Cry.
newbie
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November 14, 2013, 08:37:48 PM
#5
Say what? E-e-e-bay?

Yeh its the latest thing now putting a e prefix on everything.  Invest now in dot com, its not a bubble!
legendary
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Fill Your Barrel with Bitcoins!
November 14, 2013, 08:35:55 PM
#4
Can you tell i33tG4m3r69 to stop punting me off AOL pls
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November 14, 2013, 08:35:19 PM
#3
Say what? E-e-e-bay?
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November 14, 2013, 08:25:52 PM
#2
brb playing civilization 2
newbie
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November 14, 2013, 08:21:20 PM
#1
Woahh guys you see Internet Explorer 3 web browser released?!?!

Also who has heard of this 'ebay'?!  Imagine fucking buying stuff from the internet when you can get it in real life?! Who would do that right? 

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