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Topic: JESUS CHRIST TURNED WATER INTO ALCOHOL. (Read 75 times)

legendary
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January 11, 2024, 09:06:14 PM
#6
In biblical times, the term "wine" (Greek:"oinos") was used to describe a range of fermented grape beverages, which could vary in alcoholic content. It's believed that the wine Jesus created at the wedding in Cana was likely different from the wine we typically think of as alcoholic today. It is important to interpret these biblical events within their historical and cultural contexts.

wine is wine EG GRAPE juice
as oppose to vodka EG potato juice
as oppose to cider EG apple juice

thus calling it wine means grapes were added specifically
(grapes can naturally ferment on the vine or in buckets without added yeast.. potatos and apples less much, so easy to understand why they would suggest wine as oppose to vodka)

alcoholic or not, the sci fi story says he made water into grape juice(min standard) aka wine

if you take unwatered grapes fermenting in the sun and throw them into water. it creates wine
if you throw grapes into water to then ferment, it creates wine
if you throw grapes into water, add yeast to then ferment, it creates wine
all methods are true but 'alcoholic proof %' vary.. the former would be low % giddy, the later would be pure alcohol that can knock someone out and maybe blind them if not controlled

all this sci-fi book suggests is the main character put some fermented grapes into water and people got giddy drinking it

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if we really want to get specific about versions of the story
imagine servants on vineyard using feet to squish fermented grapes(standard old practice) thus having highly fermented grape juice on feet
now imagine they ceremoniously wash feet in trough near church flavouring the water (mmmm wine and cheese(feet sweat))
now imagine jesus asking people to take the water from the trough and then hand around..

ok now read
"Nearby stood six stone water jars, the kind used by the Jews for ceremonial washing, each holding from twenty to thirty gallons."

i personally prefer the version where jews also ceremonially wash feet.... and genitals in said water, due to jews teachings from the torah of "genital discharges" which would be thrush which is yeast to make the grape fermented/flavored water even more potent



but you do gotta love the evolution of pairing cheese and wine (feet sweat cheese flavour and squashed grapes underfoot from traditional vineyard practices)

it wasnt where originally someone drank some pure filtered wine and separately ate dairy cheese at the same table and thought "nice combo"
it was the unfiltered mix of cheesy feet flavour of traditional foot squashed wine people prefered over hand/stone pressed wine.
only later did hand/mechanical pressed wine and separate dairy cheese become paired to try to get the same old stimulation
Vod
legendary
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Licking my boob since 1970
January 11, 2024, 08:11:51 PM
#5
I turned water into 20% alcohol just last night, in an incredible experiment!

I had 8oz of 40% vodka, and I added 8oz of water.    I divided the liquid and measured the original amount of water - 8oz.

To my amazement, the water had turn to alcohol.

-VGod, Ph.DD
hero member
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January 11, 2024, 07:49:15 PM
#4
I think it's about the taste that when He turned water into wine. While franky is right but OP didn't said that Jesus invented it. It became notable because it was the first miracle that He did.

Don't forget... It is just now our days that we alcoholic and non alcoholic wine, before it was not like that
They're still the same, wines were there for so long and the even the quote like 'aged like fine wine' so there's really the history about wines and I guess when it's about this drink, many will be interested to discuss it.  Cheesy
jr. member
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January 11, 2024, 06:36:13 PM
#3
The miracle Jesus performed in Cana in Galilee was in a marriage ceremony when the wine got exhausted.And when the wine was exhausted the news got to the mother of Jesus.And she told them to meet Jesus and told them that 'whatever he tells you to do,do it'.When they met Jesus, Jesus instructed the people to fill the jars with water,and the water turned into wine.When the steward of the feast tasted the wine,he said that the wine was sweeter than the other wine that was served earlier in the ceremony.Jesus turning water to wine is recorded as his first miracle in his ministry.The miracle Jesus performed in Cana in Galilee simply means in chemistry he's the best because he turned water into wine.
legendary
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January 07, 2024, 06:36:24 PM
#2
wine is not just fermented water

wine is grapes drenched and soaked in water and left to ferment.. (with added yeast)

all it reveals is they invented alcohol from someone putting fungus(yeast) into the water with the grapes and then later drinking it. and everyone was jolly

also alcohol existed 7000 years before 0AD. so "jesus" didnt invent it.

also it kinda hints to.. if jesus did exist he probably had an oral or genital yeast infection when he was stirring the grapes into water and adding his own biological excretions into the mix
newbie
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January 07, 2024, 02:03:03 PM
#1
When reading the Bible, some points are completed in other verses. So reading the verse before (pre verse) and
the verse  after (post verse) will help in understanding some statements in the Bible. He turned water into wine and they drink until they became drunk. SEE Matthew chapter 2 v 7 to 10.
Don't forget... It is just now our days that we alcoholic and non alcoholic wine, before it was not like that
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