Topic: Jokes - lets lighten this place up. (Read 227 times)
I'd rather see a pregnant woman standing on the bus than a fat girl sitting down crying.
Golfing Buddies
After their round of golf a guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced for dinner at 6:30.
His wife starts at him right away screaming her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.
"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"
“Because he told me he’s thinking of getting married..."
After their round of golf a guy brings his best golf buddy home, unannounced for dinner at 6:30.
His wife starts at him right away screaming her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.
"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f****** mess, the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my f****** pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"
“Because he told me he’s thinking of getting married..."
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