Husband goes to an ENT doctor and informs that he is having a doubt with the hearing capability of his wife which seems to have decreased significantly since few months and he loves his wife so much that he do not want his wife to know about it but really want to get her treated.
Doc suggests the husband to know from how far she can hear the normal tone voice by trying to talk to her from different distances.
Husband sees that the wife is cooking something in kitchen and facing the wall.
Husband uns to the main door and "honey what are you cooking?" - No reply
Comes 3 steps closer - "honey what are you cooking?" - No reply
Comes 3 more steps closer - "honey what are you cooking?" - No reply
Comes near her ear and says "honey what are you cooking?"
Wife turns and screams - "For gods sake this is the fifth time i m saying 'i am cooking pasta honey!' "
Topic: Jokes - Off topic (Read 4963 times)
Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Its really very nice. make me smile too.
Satoshi: We'll change the world!
Community: Yay! Yay!
Satoshi: Goodbye for 10 years.
Community: Nope! No...
10 years later...
Satoshi: We changed the world!
Community: Huh? Who are you?
Community: Yay! Yay!
Satoshi: Goodbye for 10 years.
Community: Nope! No...
10 years later...
Satoshi: We changed the world!
Community: Huh? Who are you?
Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
"Yeah, I can still show you the transaction where i started spending it in 2020. I am still left with 0.5 bitcoins out of that though"Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
"Yeah, I can still show you the transaction where i started spending it in 2020. I am still left with 0.5 bitcoins out of that though"Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
"Yeah, I can still show you the transaction where i started spending it in 2020. I am still left with 0.5 bitcoins out of that though" Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
I would be saving 1 bitcoin for that dayYear 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
I would be saving 1 bitcoin for that day
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- CP
- CP who?
- You'll never be able to mine Bitcoins that way!
- Who's there?
- CP
- CP who?
- You'll never be able to mine Bitcoins that way!
Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Good one ! Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
haha, it makes me lol
Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
lol, It is really nice. hope it will be true.
Not a joke but something I read that made me smile :
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Year 2050
Your Grandchild to You :
"Grandpa, you really had a whole Bitcoin when you were young? "
Moral of 2014 Elections:
A Gujarati can do anything if denied a VISA to US.
A Gujarati can do anything if denied a VISA to US.
AAP can hire a driver and still go to LS in Tata Nano while the Congress would need an RTC bus
Congress getting less than 50 seats is a pre-plan so that they can form a whatsapp group without excluding any 
hmm.... now I get it... this is the reason they gave a ticket to Nandan Nilekani... hmmm
Congress getting less than 50 seats is a pre-plan so that they can form a whatsapp group without excluding any
hahahahahaha...nice one. congress will operate on whatsapp and now bjp will have to use another service.
Congress getting less than 50 seats is a pre-plan so that they can form a whatsapp group without excluding any
modi to amit shah
modi : chal maze lete hai...
amit shah : kaise?
modi : mayawati se phone pe call karke puchte hai ki samarthan degi ya nahi :p hahaha
modi : chal maze lete hai...
amit shah : kaise?
modi : mayawati se phone pe call karke puchte hai ki samarthan degi ya nahi :p hahaha
nice one, before election Mayawati told she wont give support to MODI in any condition.
she was right coz she did not won even single seat so how she will give support without MP.
lol
modi to amit shah
modi : chal maze lete hai...
amit shah : kaise?
modi : mayawati se phone pe call karke puchte hai ki samarthan degi ya nahi :p hahaha
modi : chal maze lete hai...
amit shah : kaise?
modi : mayawati se phone pe call karke puchte hai ki samarthan degi ya nahi :p hahaha
Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have?
Nice tits.
I have nice tits too.! :p Huge man boobs.. but i don't get Friends..? why so.? :p Nice tits.
You may contact Vod regarding this
Jokes? Here you go:
One morning at a doctor's clinic, a patient arrives complaining of serious back pain. The doctor examines him and asks, "Tell me, what happened to your back?" The patient replies, "Sir, I work for a local night club. This morning, I went to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out of the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony, I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I was very angry. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. It was very heavy. That was how I strained my back." Later that day, a second patient arrives and he appears he had been in a car wreck. The doctor said, "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible! What the hell happened to you?" He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and I was late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it! I was hit by a fridge! I don't know how the fridge fell on me, or where it came from!" Before closing hours, the third patient came in. He looks like he was punished in hell. The doctor is shocked. He asked, "What the hell happened to you?!" The patient replies, "Well, It started like this - I was hiding in a fridge..."
This is how a lady fncks all three men at once..! One morning at a doctor's clinic, a patient arrives complaining of serious back pain. The doctor examines him and asks, "Tell me, what happened to your back?" The patient replies, "Sir, I work for a local night club. This morning, I went to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out of the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony, I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I was very angry. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. It was very heavy. That was how I strained my back." Later that day, a second patient arrives and he appears he had been in a car wreck. The doctor said, "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible! What the hell happened to you?" He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and I was late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it! I was hit by a fridge! I don't know how the fridge fell on me, or where it came from!" Before closing hours, the third patient came in. He looks like he was punished in hell. The doctor is shocked. He asked, "What the hell happened to you?!" The patient replies, "Well, It started like this - I was hiding in a fridge..."
Jokes? Here you go:
One morning at a doctor's clinic, a patient arrives complaining of serious back pain. The doctor examines him and asks, "Tell me, what happened to your back?" The patient replies, "Sir, I work for a local night club. This morning, I went to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out of the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony, I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I was very angry. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. It was very heavy. That was how I strained my back." Later that day, a second patient arrives and he appears he had been in a car wreck. The doctor said, "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible! What the hell happened to you?" He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and I was late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it! I was hit by a fridge! I don't know how the fridge fell on me, or where it came from!" Before closing hours, the third patient came in. He looks like he was punished in hell. The doctor is shocked. He asked, "What the hell happened to you?!" The patient replies, "Well, It started like this - I was hiding in a fridge..."
One morning at a doctor's clinic, a patient arrives complaining of serious back pain. The doctor examines him and asks, "Tell me, what happened to your back?" The patient replies, "Sir, I work for a local night club. This morning, I went to my apartment early and heard some noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out of the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony, I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I was very angry. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. It was very heavy. That was how I strained my back." Later that day, a second patient arrives and he appears he had been in a car wreck. The doctor said, "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible! What the hell happened to you?" He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and I was late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it! I was hit by a fridge! I don't know how the fridge fell on me, or where it came from!" Before closing hours, the third patient came in. He looks like he was punished in hell. The doctor is shocked. He asked, "What the hell happened to you?!" The patient replies, "Well, It started like this - I was hiding in a fridge..."
So these are the 10 Lines I'll share for the day , all about India
1. India is a country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time
2. Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life
3. Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you
4. In Bangalore if you throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer and in Delhi it will b a dog or a CA
5. If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India
6. In India, it’s okay to piss in public, but not kiss
7. In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks
8.When it comes to taking a stand on world issues, India is like a girl giving mixed signals
9. A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars
10 .In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair !! :'D
1. India is a country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time
2. Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life
3. Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you
4. In Bangalore if you throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer and in Delhi it will b a dog or a CA
5. If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India
6. In India, it’s okay to piss in public, but not kiss
7. In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks
8.When it comes to taking a stand on world issues, India is like a girl giving mixed signals
9. A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars
10 .In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair !! :'D
haha, yes. Need to agree.
So these are the 10 Lines I'll share for the day , all about India
1. India is a country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time
2. Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life
3. Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you
4. In Bangalore if you throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer and in Delhi it will b a dog or a CA
5. If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India
6. In India, it’s okay to piss in public, but not kiss
7. In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks
8.When it comes to taking a stand on world issues, India is like a girl giving mixed signals
9. A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars
10 .In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair !! :'D
I agree ! 1. India is a country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time
2. Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life
3. Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you
4. In Bangalore if you throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer and in Delhi it will b a dog or a CA
5. If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India
6. In India, it’s okay to piss in public, but not kiss
7. In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks
8.When it comes to taking a stand on world issues, India is like a girl giving mixed signals
9. A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars
10 .In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair !! :'D
So these are the 10 Lines I'll share for the day , all about India
1. India is a country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time
2. Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life
3. Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you
4. In Bangalore if you throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer and in Delhi it will b a dog or a CA
5. If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India
6. In India, it’s okay to piss in public, but not kiss
7. In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks
8.When it comes to taking a stand on world issues, India is like a girl giving mixed signals
9. A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars
10 .In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair !! :'D
1. India is a country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time
2. Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life
3. Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you
4. In Bangalore if you throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer and in Delhi it will b a dog or a CA
5. If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India
6. In India, it’s okay to piss in public, but not kiss
7. In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks
8.When it comes to taking a stand on world issues, India is like a girl giving mixed signals
9. A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars
10 .In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair !! :'D
nice article on India its such trues line which happens in my daily life
So these are the 10 Lines I'll share for the day , all about India
1. India is a country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time
2. Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life
3. Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you
4. In Bangalore if you throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer and in Delhi it will b a dog or a CA
5. If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India
6. In India, it’s okay to piss in public, but not kiss
7. In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks
8.When it comes to taking a stand on world issues, India is like a girl giving mixed signals
9. A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars
10 .In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair !! :'D
1. India is a country where on the streets, everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time
2. Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life
3. Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you
4. In Bangalore if you throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer and in Delhi it will b a dog or a CA
5. If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India
6. In India, it’s okay to piss in public, but not kiss
7. In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks
8.When it comes to taking a stand on world issues, India is like a girl giving mixed signals
9. A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars
10 .In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair !! :'D
Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have?
Nice tits.
I have nice tits too.! :p Huge man boobs.. but i don't get Friends..? why so.? :p Nice tits.
It is really funny.
wow amazing ,,, i love jock ,,,,,
i always like jokes
i always like jokes
Jab kismat hi ho phuddu,, jab kismat hi ho phuddu.........tab kya karega bournvita wala dudhu!! @|"/=§¥€£*
these jokes will be called funny only after 3 confirmations..
Its all about confusing and confusion.
rofl
I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does.
E.exchanger please clear me who is hooker and She in this
i am very confusing about this 
You know now ?
Its all about confusing and confusion.
Regards
I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does.
E.exchanger please clear me who is hooker and She in this
i am very confusing about this I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does.
E.exchanger please clear me who is hooker and She in this
i am very confusing about this
I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does.
Now I believe Dhoom 3 is a real big hit!!
nice ride of old couple i am sure they will beat Amir khan in DHoom 3 hehehehe.....
Two husbands were having a conversation, First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Was her name Lisa?
Two husbands were having a conversation, First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Lisa has 750 friends, next week she gets 150 more.
What does she have ?
A married man talking about her on bitcointalk forum.
What does she have ?
A married man talking about her on bitcointalk forum.
Benson!!!
One more joke! I know you can do better.
One more joke! I know you can do better.
Ohh look the flare in bitcoin is back.. benson does it have anythin to do with you??
The only downside you see to bitcoins is that you can't ever find any between the sofa cushions!
Unless you throw a pen drive with your wallet.dat between the cushions!.
ba dap dum tish
hahaha...these jokes will be called funny only after 3 confirmations..
lol...
The only downside you see to bitcoins is that you can't ever find any between the sofa cushions!
Unless you throw a pen drive with your wallet.dat between the cushions!.
ba dap dum tish
hahaha...these jokes will be called funny only after 3 confirmations..
The only downside you see to bitcoins is that you can't ever find any between the sofa cushions!
Unless you throw a pen drive with your wallet.dat between the cushions!.
ba dap dum tish
The only downside you see to bitcoins is that you can't ever find any between the sofa cushions!
Now this is what happens when bitcoin loses its flare..
Bah.. Bitcoiny never losing flair.
Now this is what happens when bitcoin loses its flare..
Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have?
Nice tits.
Nice tits.
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