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Really? My bad then. Guess I'll pitch in. Here's one I've found. A long one, but worth the read:

Special High Intensity Teaching

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).

We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any other schools. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Students who don't know S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, as they are all full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be intersted in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

For students who are attending to pursue a carrier in management and consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.) Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.) Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

Sincerely, Dean B. Reel

(Source: www.jokes.com/funny-school-jokes/0d4fpl/special-high-intensity-teaching

I've made a thread for all to post there jokes, so it doesn't have to be just me...

Wrong thread, buddy. OP's making the jokes here, not you.

shortest joke: 2 women sitting quietly

Just joking guys. 
This is an off-topic, don't take everything seriously.

Well, you are buying stuff for $0.00. Sometimes people do sell items for that price. You do, however, have to pay the service fees .

It's not called buying if it's free.   

I realize that, but purpose of this thread was a joke. How most of people that come here feel, even thought we know if something is free it has no value. Same is with the rest of world, not just bitcoins, when we see something we like we wish we could have even thought we know we don't have money for it. Still it is nice joke, at least get a few laughs if nothing else. 

hoooo brah, if you can do that then nobody would save BTC anymore

Didn't expect this. Was just joking around. Thanks a lot now I have a little over 1 mBTC!

Happy New Year to you too!!!

Yes and maybe they will give us the same answer into our BTC address

Your wish hath come true!

Happy New Year, free bitcoin!

+/u/bitcointip Sheldor333 0,2 mBTC

Maybe someone will come around with the answer we seek. 

I wish the same Sheldor333 but nobody tells me anything

We could all use some free btc right mee too! but i guess to start off you can go to faucets? but yo uwill not
make a lot of money and probably waste a lot of time on faucets so they arent even worth it
Gl maybe someone donates:

Wish I could buy some BTC for free. 

Note: I don't think I am the only one. Everything is like that.