I picked Electrum due to the idea it was the most user friendly. Now I don't know what to but shove my thumb up my butt.
For starters, you could try answering some of the questions that people are asking rather than waving your arms in the air and saying "woe is me, my coins are stuck in Electrum".
We understand that you are currently struggling with Electrum. However, your coins are
not stuck. There are multiple ways for you to be able to
spend your coins. You seem to be a bit confused with regards to "bech32" (aka "bc1") addresses being invalid and that you won't be able to send these coins anywhere.
That simply is not correct. While some other wallets/websites will flag a "bc1" address as "invalid" and refuse to send to it... it does not stop you from sending
from a "bc1" address to any other address.
Simply:
"Bad" wallet/website --> "bc1" address = NO
Good wallet/website --> "bc1" address = YES
"bc1" address --> ANY wallet/website = YES!
Now, if you absolutely must be able to receive funds from a "bad" wallet/website that refuses to send to a "bc1" address... you have two options:
1. Create a new "Legacy" wallet that uses "1" addressees
2. Create a new "Nested SegWit" wallet that uses "3" addresses
Both of these address types are fully "backwards" compatible and should be recognised as "valid" by every wallet/website that uses Bitcoin. You can then simply send all the funds from your "bc1" wallet to you new Legacy or Nested SegWit wallet.
Now, to get back to you "other" problem:
I tried Sending that last of my money but it simply just says to Me "Invalid Amount" which makes totally zero sense at all.
... so everyone understands my specific problem which is I can't Send Money to ANYONE from my Electrum Wallet...
Let's try and fix this issue... you say you are attempting to send the Bitcoins out, but you are unable to do so. There can be multiple reasons that this is occurring, so we'll need to do some troubleshooting to figure out the root cause.
When you try to send the coins, can you please explain, step by step, what you're doing on the "Send" tab in Electrum, describing at what point you get an error and what the exact error message is... and if you could take a screenshot of the error message being generated, that would be incredibly helpful.
If you'd rather not post the screenshots publicly for privacy reasons and/or you're not able to blur/obfuscate bitcoin addresses/amounts in a picture editor etc, you can feel free to PM me and I'll be happy to try and assist.