Topic: Karma Regeneration Service (Read 848 times)

Do you need a betatester for your karma-service? I will test and tell you after a week, how I feel and if my karma improved. If there are any bugs on it, you can adjust and make improvements, if needed.

And... it's gone. lol
do you have another source for it? or the episode in question is this one.

Lol people dont understand a simple joke and start hating on a person for no reason. This is only a service if you dont wanna buy it dont buy ,lol why dont people get it. How is it a scam nobody is stealing your btc. They are yours you can spend it if u like or not its upto you.
This was for sure not meant to be a serious service but if anyone want to buy it for fun then why not.

This is all nothing but the shity things tried by this all spiritual saints who are acting as if they are the saints sent from god to do their work on the earth.  Who ever is once got into this shit then no one can save him. Just be saved from this scam, karma is nothing that anyone can clear your karma, this you have to do it your self and no one can help you only you are to help yourself by getting out of all bad things and clear your soul.

I know that this topic will probably get trashed, but thanks OP, and the few (@DarkStar_ and @KenR) that actually replied with some witty posts. This made my day. The only reason I'm posting here is for two reason: 1. to subscribe to new unread messages, and 2. to let you know that I actually got banned from eBay when I was 19 or 20 for selling my soul on eBay. I can't remember how much I got for it, but I think it was a couple hundred bucks. I framed a certificate that contained the rights to my soul, and someone actually bought it.

That was probably bad on my part, and I feel like I need to regenerate some karma for what I've done.

And for the record, you are the most creative Bitcoin Bum that I've come across on the forums. You make me want to become a beggar, but more importantly, you almost, almost, got a donation from me for this haha

Actually, KenR is in the BitMixer.io signature campaign, which pays 0.0007BTC (~1.4$ USD) every post you make, so KenR got 0.0007BTC from that.

Feel free to not count this post toward my sig campaign payment yahoo

Congratulations! It worked! Really!! I've stopped caring and I'm free of my sins.

Time is money and you're on the way to make bitcoins as quickly as possible.You talk about karma and all that spiritual stuff but you can't write two lines without mentioning words like packs,service and money.You know what is karma ? Money.

Are you Serious ?  How can you remove Sins of a person ? Another way of religiously black mailing and playing with people emotions and bitcoins. I am sure no one will fall for this and even if someone does then he must be really out of his mind.

Never did i say i wasn't open to escrow, The first step i will even give you for free to enjoy life again: Stop caring. Look how much time you spent quoting my post and dissecting it word for word and for what? nothing. See time is the most valuable currency we have and when we waste time we waste money, What i can teach you is how to not only enjoy your time but also leverage it to a maximum so you can see large potential profits, but again that is only with the more expensive packs.

Nonetheless I can assure you karma is real, I am not indian and that yes, I am A Descendant of Jesus.

I will never ever scam anyone, I am not a scammer, This is a service and i'm not forcing anyone to buy it, if they want to then sweet, I love them for it and will spread some joy to them like we all should learn how to do anyway.

Op,you're full of crap.The title of the thread made it look like a pathetic scam attempt.

Had it been reddit karma,it would make more sense.Who are you ? Jesus Christ ? One of his descendants ?

If anyone needs that help,they don't need to trust a stranger with no degree ,they can use this service : https://yourdost.com/ They're experts
You sound like a good English speaking scammer from India.Why would anyone send you 1 btc without an escrow ?




No escrow again ? How about you increment my karma,when I feel I'm free of all my sins,my life is enthusiastic again I ask the escrow to release the money ? Makes more sense this way.

Without this disclaimer you could get more proposals. You know it, right?

Don't Delay Then!

Reminds me of a Simpsons episode....

https://youtu.be/CVgArsc4zLw

It is something that is extremely difficult to study as well, karma is not something we can physically feel see or touch.

here's an article though: http://news.yorku.ca/2011/05/17/scientific-proof-for-karma-york-u-study-finds-small-acts-of-kindness-have-big-impact-on-emotional-well-being/

Still though, thank you for checking out my post man, means a lot!

I'd love to see such a peer-reviewed study published in a respectable scientific journal.

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