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Topic: Kinder Eggs *The Forbidden Fruit* (Read 1339 times)

legendary
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Merit: 1000
November 07, 2013, 04:25:55 PM
#19
Is it shipped in the US?

As of right now no, but I'm looking at making that an option..

For now the package will come from the North
hero member
Activity: 812
Merit: 505
The Last NXT Founder
November 07, 2013, 04:13:34 PM
#18
Is it shipped in the US?
legendary
Activity: 1470
Merit: 1002
Hello!
November 07, 2013, 03:09:48 PM
#17
The price of them alone should make them illegal

Did I mention they come with a Rob Ford grade crack sample?

Regarding your concerns: I'm facing potential legal action against me so there is risk involved. Smugglin' "illegals" across the border is no easy feat.

The price is adjusted for that purpose but I am Canadian so I encourage bargaining tactics! Tongue



just hide them in cocaine

i remember some guy wanted to buy a platypus for bitcoins, we all agreed it would be easy to smuggle by hiding it in cocaine
sr. member
Activity: 276
Merit: 250
November 07, 2013, 02:48:35 PM
#16
The price of them alone should make them illegal
legendary
Activity: 927
Merit: 1000
November 07, 2013, 01:00:11 PM
#15
These are my favorite sweets.

Can I get a bulk discount (like a whole box) and do you accept btc?

You sure can! and I sure do!

There are different size boxes so how many eggs would you like?

18 piece box would be .16 (as of today, Nov 7th)

24 piece box would be .2 (as of today, Nov 7th)
hero member
Activity: 812
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The Last NXT Founder
November 07, 2013, 12:03:54 PM
#14
These are my favorite sweets.

Can I get a bulk discount (like a whole box) and do you accept btc?
sr. member
Activity: 462
Merit: 250
November 07, 2013, 11:11:01 AM
#13
As a Canadian, I think it is in order to sell poutine kits for coins as well.

do I smell a fellow entrepreneur here?

Well done chap!

maybe we should start a website... poucoin.com? bitine.com? shitcanadianslikebutamericanscanthave.com?

+1
legendary
Activity: 927
Merit: 1000
November 07, 2013, 10:02:29 AM
#12
As a Canadian, I think it is in order to sell poutine kits for coins as well.
yessss



also french toast crunch

+

discount for reviews, first buyer and pics w/ snail?

Heck Mushroomized, I'll send you the first one free!
i love you

edit: also you should mail them in an actual egg thing so they dont break, pm me for address

I'll hide it in an ak47..  it should get there just fine

I remember reading an article a while ago saying that they were soon to be legal again. Can anyone confirm that?

was it on the onion cuz...
They are kind of sort of legal in the US now.

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In his version, the toy is cased in a plastic capsule with a thick ridge that separates the two hollow chocolate halves. For American regulators, the ridge, which is visible when the foil covering the sweet comes off, serves the purpose of warning children that there is something hidden inside the chocolate. As an added precaution, the toys are also larger than the ones found inside foreign versions, according to ABC News.

They are called Choco Treasure - they are sold in a few stores....THAT SAID, they suck are are not the same as Kinder Eggs!

you should come work PR for my company!
sr. member
Activity: 272
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Fighting Liquid with Liquid
November 07, 2013, 09:41:42 AM
#11
They are kind of sort of legal in the US now.

Quote
In his version, the toy is cased in a plastic capsule with a thick ridge that separates the two hollow chocolate halves. For American regulators, the ridge, which is visible when the foil covering the sweet comes off, serves the purpose of warning children that there is something hidden inside the chocolate. As an added precaution, the toys are also larger than the ones found inside foreign versions, according to ABC News.

They are called Choco Treasure - they are sold in a few stores....THAT SAID, they suck are are not the same as Kinder Eggs!
legendary
Activity: 1218
Merit: 1003
We are the champions of the night
November 07, 2013, 04:44:11 AM
#10
I remember reading an article a while ago saying that they were soon to be legal again. Can anyone confirm that?
Yeah, heard they're putting a bright yellow plastic band around the middle so the toy is more obvious.  Could be wrong, but think I remember reading that somewhere..
legendary
Activity: 1218
Merit: 1003
We are the champions of the night
November 07, 2013, 02:56:32 AM
#9
I remember having these as a kid, it's a shame that the government decided we were too stupid to have some harmless candy that one idiot probably choked on..
hero member
Activity: 896
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Former curator of The Bitcoin Museum
November 07, 2013, 02:43:55 AM
#8
are you telling me that a harmless kinder suprise is illiegal in the US?

and they allow everyone to have guns?

So retarded...
legendary
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Merit: 1005
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November 07, 2013, 01:31:49 AM
#7
Dammit I should have been here for the free one  Embarrassed
legendary
Activity: 1470
Merit: 1002
Hello!
November 07, 2013, 01:26:16 AM
#6
As a Canadian, I think it is in order to sell poutine kits for coins as well.
yessss



also french toast crunch
sr. member
Activity: 462
Merit: 250
November 07, 2013, 12:18:10 AM
#5
As a Canadian, I think it is in order to sell poutine kits for coins as well.
legendary
Activity: 1470
Merit: 1002
Hello!
November 06, 2013, 11:27:07 PM
#4
discount for reviews, first buyer and pics w/ snail?

Heck Mushroomized, I'll send you the first one free!
i love you

edit: also you should mail them in an actual egg thing so they dont break, pm me for address
legendary
Activity: 927
Merit: 1000
November 06, 2013, 11:03:38 PM
#3
discount for reviews, first buyer and pics w/ snail?

Heck Mushroomized, I'll send you the first one free!
legendary
Activity: 1470
Merit: 1002
Hello!
November 06, 2013, 10:57:58 PM
#2
discount for reviews, first buyer and pics w/ snail?
legendary
Activity: 927
Merit: 1000
November 06, 2013, 10:12:12 PM
#1
What's better than a Kinder egg? How about an illegal Kinder egg?

Doesn't doing something wrong just taste that much better? It's kind of like getting free food when you didn't expect it.. it's just that much tastier.

Now, I am willing to risk life and limb to send Kinder Eggs to the US (or any country for that matter)

Here in Canada, we aren't afraid of accidentally chocking our kids to death.. we've accepted that cheap, off shore candy covered plastic is more important than saving the lives of our beloved children. Don't get me wrong, I love kids.. I just love Kinder Eggs a hell of a lot more!

If you don't already know, the delicious egg is illegal in all states and there is nothing in the declaration saying they will let the eggs into America anytime soon.

I will be accepting coins of all sorts as payment but a good starting point is 1 egg = 1 ltc (as of nov 6th)

Buyer is responsible for shipping and there is no way I can guarantee the eggs safe arrival however I will be taking precautions to eliminate the threat of it not getting through customs.

Have your egg and eat it too!


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