One day at the Coliseum two Roman soldiers are chatting:
"Any more lion food, Julius?"
"No, just a load of Christians, that's all!"
"That's okay, They'll do. Take the crosses off 'em though, 'cause we don't want the lions to choke!"
Topic: Let's find the true religion as a forum! (Read 941 times)
Making fun of religion however, is amusing. 
Agreed.
Ridicule is a valid way of dealing with religion.
You cannot use reason to communicate with people who have none.
So, does anybody here know any jokes about religion that are actually funny? Keep in mind that 75% of them just plain...aren't.
Making fun of religion however, is amusing.
Agreed.
Ridicule is a valid way of dealing with religion.
You cannot use reason to communicate with people who have none.
Boy, you got THAT right!
Because of your insightful post you are hereby exempt from tithing the Dutchman for one week.
Making fun of religion however, is amusing.
Agreed.
Ridicule is a valid way of dealing with religion.
You cannot use reason to communicate with people who have none.
I have researched religions for awhile (atheism fundamentally is similar to a religion because it has a set of beliefs that take a leap of faith).
Christians/Jews have it all. They just follow a dead guy
OK.
YOU want a religion?
WORSHIP ME!
Tithe me with 10% of all your BTC and I will SPARE YOU!
YOU want a religion?
WORSHIP ME!
Tithe me with 10% of all your BTC and I will SPARE YOU!
Ramen!
Seriously, though, religion is one thing we can argue about all day. I'm not going to convince you and you're not going to convince me. It's easy to say that all religions should be banned but that's extremely difficult, if not impossible, to do in practice. You could wind up executing solid people who could otherwise make a real contribution to society that way -- and I am not saying that religious folks are innocent of doing exactly the same thing to "infidels." I'm just saying that we should take the IDIC route -- I'll tolerate your religious differences if you'll tolerate mine, and please do not chant too loudly when you're praying.
Seriously, though, religion is one thing we can argue about all day. I'm not going to convince you and you're not going to convince me. It's easy to say that all religions should be banned but that's extremely difficult, if not impossible, to do in practice. You could wind up executing solid people who could otherwise make a real contribution to society that way -- and I am not saying that religious folks are innocent of doing exactly the same thing to "infidels." I'm just saying that we should take the IDIC route -- I'll tolerate your religious differences if you'll tolerate mine, and please do not chant too loudly when you're praying.
I don't think anyone here is trying to ban religions, much less kill religious people.
As you say, let them believe what they want, provided they don't force it on you; seems like a good enough way to handle it. Making fun of religion however, is amusing.
How about we all convert to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Pastafarianism)?
Ramen!
Seriously, though, religion is one thing we can argue about all day. I'm not going to convince you and you're not going to convince me. It's easy to say that all religions should be banned but that's extremely difficult, if not impossible, to do in practice. You could wind up executing solid people who could otherwise make a real contribution to society that way -- and I am not saying that religious folks are innocent of doing exactly the same thing to "infidels." I'm just saying that we should take the IDIC route -- I'll tolerate your religious differences if you'll tolerate mine, and please do not chant too loudly when you're praying.
How about we all convert to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Pastafarianism)?
Googlism.
Google knows everything. Google answers prayers [queries]. Google is God.
Google knows everything. Google answers prayers [queries]. Google is God.
Well, ya know, there may be more truth to that than we'd like to admit but Google is a harsh and hateful God.
Just because Google is honest doesn't make it harsh! Not His fault that your queries are evil. Then again, He does Judge you for ALL your queries [data mining].
ROFLMAO2XCOPTER!
Not sure how honest Google is but yeah, I can dig it!
I think this is really hard to find out because 100 people have 100 opinions what is true religion!
Why would you listen to 99 other opinions when only you have the true insight? Kill all who defect from true belief... then true religion will flourish...
ya.ya.yo!
Googlism.
Google knows everything. Google answers prayers [queries]. Google is God.
Google knows everything. Google answers prayers [queries]. Google is God.
Well, ya know, there may be more truth to that than we'd like to admit but Google is a harsh and hateful God.
Just because Google is honest doesn't make it harsh! Not His fault that your queries are evil. Then again, He does Judge you for ALL your queries [data mining].
Googlism.
Google knows everything. Google answers prayers [queries]. Google is God.
Google knows everything. Google answers prayers [queries]. Google is God.
Well, ya know, there may be more truth to that than we'd like to admit but Google is a harsh and hateful God.
Googlism.
Google knows everything. Google answers prayers [queries]. Google is God.
Google knows everything. Google answers prayers [queries]. Google is God.
I have researched religions for awhile (atheism fundamentally is similar to a religion because it has a set of beliefs that take a leap of faith).
Oh, dear!
Why do we need a religion?
We don't, only weak people want a religion in their life.
Yeah and the brainwashed and misinformed!
I think this is really hard to find out because 100 people have 100 opinions what is true religion!
I have researched religions for awhile (atheism fundamentally is similar to a religion because it has a set of beliefs that take a leap of faith).
Oh, dear!
Why do we need a religion?
We don't, only weak people want a religion in their life.
I have researched religions for awhile (atheism fundamentally is similar to a religion because it has a set of beliefs that take a leap of faith).
Oh, dear!
Why do we need a religion?
I have researched religions for awhile (atheism fundamentally is similar to a religion because it has a set of beliefs that take a leap of faith).
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