And as for, why is he posting in Lending?
I heard this was a place to come to if you wanted coins and had absolutely no intention of paying back. At least I try to contribute to the forum, even if I sound like a broken clock sometimes.
Where is your picture with a pineapple on your head?
We ran out of shoes???
It's easy to rent a shoe/head stand-in. You don't even know if it's their own shoe (identity theft - check the shoe size).
And as Tomatocage said, some asshat stole his pineapple - maybe that's why he needs donations and litecoins was just a lame excuse to hide the real reason to ask for 30 BTC. Still, a 30 BTC pineapple would be impressive.
Well, it has to be big enough to live in!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Pineapple