Alaska has oil.
Yes, it was Russia's until they sold it to the US, but it istoo cold. War crowdfunding is all about hype, so it is going nowhere if the destination is unappealing.I don't think it could get any more appealing. This now looks like a rock-solid certainty. Crazy old Putin continues his westward expansion by starting at his eastern border and then crossing the international date line. He lunges across into pristine new territory, mocks the idea of 'manifest destiny' so beloved of those decadent corrupt capitalist dogs, and is able to declare victory at home. Throw in some oil* as an added bonus, and it becomes too alluring a target to ignore.
There's only one way to stop this madman. Time to rally behind Sarah Palin... Build The Wall! Build The Wall!
* Please put it in barrels first, that stuff can get messy.
You see, Putin could have chosen an oil rich region, but instead he went for the beautiful Black Sea, warm, nice and ideal for lifestyle - that is the type of lateral thinking that will take your project to financing success. Now, you need to change the plan to "operation", so you would be crowdfunding an "special military operation" - if you want to do this right, you need to learn from the best sociopaths and criminals like Putin.
