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Topic: ★ LuckyBit Bitcoin Talk Affiliate Program ★ [CLOSED] - page 132. (Read 221317 times)

legendary
Activity: 1008
Merit: 1001
Out of crypto entirely and don't miss it
Joining will be 371 posts with this post, have 84 activity.

Payment address: 15BJytM7EP2kRNYH17Xs9rikWxzWULeHC4

Registered!


I also need to enroll myself.

Full member - 218 posts
Address 1WayStGErPLgjrGpK7Ro36ZA2eeraoaMi
sr. member
Activity: 462
Merit: 250
Check out Fastslots.co !!!!
Joining will be 371 posts with this post, have 84 activity.

Payment address: 15BJytM7EP2kRNYH17Xs9rikWxzWULeHC4
legendary
Activity: 1008
Merit: 1001
Out of crypto entirely and don't miss it
joining

13wzUHGrteMQ9Bx4TY7vTiXRFajgzMqMTC
Post 90

Registered.
hero member
Activity: 1106
Merit: 503
BabelFish - FISH Token Sale at Sovryn
i still think this is too little it should be bigger Smiley

for people its better to join primedice and post a lot more and earn more Smiley



This campaign is really good who don't post so much or say try to spam all forum.
hero member
Activity: 1106
Merit: 503
BabelFish - FISH Token Sale at Sovryn
joining

13wzUHGrteMQ9Bx4TY7vTiXRFajgzMqMTC
Post 90
legendary
Activity: 1176
Merit: 1005
crunck
Signing up

BTC address : 1F29XQEMKxFUiSx2TDenixYs9BjGXAxq74
Posts:161

I would like to participate in this campaign if I may .. Thanks

My details are as follows:

Starting Post Count = 70
Forum Status = Member
BTC  Payment address  = 13fc49KGMNGqC9cxLkyr1SVSg2RoE82zSo

Thanks in advance

Crunck

You're both registered.

Many thanks [ Please disregard this in post count ]
legendary
Activity: 1008
Merit: 1001
Out of crypto entirely and don't miss it
Signing up

BTC address : 1F29XQEMKxFUiSx2TDenixYs9BjGXAxq74
Posts:161

I would like to participate in this campaign if I may .. Thanks

My details are as follows:

Starting Post Count = 70
Forum Status = Member
BTC  Payment address  = 13fc49KGMNGqC9cxLkyr1SVSg2RoE82zSo

Thanks in advance

Crunck

You're both registered.
legendary
Activity: 1176
Merit: 1005
crunck
i still think this is too little it should be bigger Smiley

for people its better to join primedice and post a lot more and earn more Smiley



Yes but clearly the OP is trying something out, who is to say it wont grow, if this is success full which of coarse both the OP and indeed me should I be accepted onto the campaign hope it is, then perhaps more people will be added and financial reward inflated.

You cant expect a new campaign to start off paying massive amounts until its established and worth while.

legendary
Activity: 1176
Merit: 1005
crunck
I would like to participate in this campaign if I may .. Thanks

My details are as follows:

Starting Post Count = 70
Forum Status = Member
BTC  Payment address  = 13fc49KGMNGqC9cxLkyr1SVSg2RoE82zSo

Thanks in advance

Crunck
sr. member
Activity: 466
Merit: 250
Signing up

BTC address : 1F29XQEMKxFUiSx2TDenixYs9BjGXAxq74
Posts:161
legendary
Activity: 1008
Merit: 1001
Out of crypto entirely and don't miss it
Signatures, PMs, Avatars (archival)
White Avatar: Get it Here
Green Avatar: Get it Here
Badass Avatar: Get it Here
PM #1:
Code:
★ LuckyBit ★ luckyb.it ★
PM #2:
Code:
Make your game fun ★ luckyb.it
PM #3:
Code:
Official LuckyBit BADASS
Signature 1: Simple support
Code:
| The original falling coin game | Suspense - Excitement - Community | Bonus games and giveaways |
Win bitcoin instantly just for chatting, round the clock - only at [url=http://luckyb.it/?nbLsn4]LuckyBit[/url]! | | [url=https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=984812.msg10728347#msg10728347]Report signature abuse[/url]
Signature 2: Classic
Code:
[url=http://luckyb.it/?nbLsn4][size=18pt][color=green]➫ [/color][color=orange]➬ [/color][color=red]➫ [/color][color=green]➬ [/color][color=orange]➫ [/color][color=red]➬ [/color][color=#445845] Tired of dice? Try [b][color=#008000]L[/color][color=#299200]u[/color][color=#5DA400]c[/color][color=#9CB600]k[/color][color=#C8AB00]y[/color][color=#DA7C00]B[/color][color=#EC4300]i[/color][color=#DF0000]t[/color]![/b][/color][/size][/url]
★ [url=http://luckyb.it/?nbLsn4][size=11pt][b][color=#445845]Let the coins rain![/color][/b][/size][/url] ★ [url=https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=671689] [size=11pt][b][color=#445845]Affiliate campaign[/color][/b][/size][/url] ★ [url=https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=757624.0][size=11pt][b][color=#445845]Main thread[/color][/b][/size][/url] ★ [url=https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=984812.msg10728347#msg10728347][size=11pt][color=black][u]Report signature abuse[/u][/color][/size][/url] ★
Signature 3: Low-profile
Code:
[size=14pt][url=http://luckyb.it/?nbLsn4][color=black]Play with suspense... [/color][color=red][btc][/color] [color=orange][btc][/color] [color=green][btc][/color] [color=blue][btc][/url][/size]
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Signature 4: Bitcoin rain
Code:
[center][size=18pt][url=http://luckyb.it/?nbLsn4][color=red][btc][/color] [color=orange][btc][/color] [color=black]The bitcoins rain at[/color] [b][color=#008000]L[/color][color=#299200]u[/color][color=#5DA400]c[/color][color=#9CB600]k[/color][color=#C8AB00]y[/color][color=#DA7C00]B[/color][color=#EC4300]i[/color][color=#DF0000]t[/color][/b] [color=black]every day![/color] [color=green][btc][/color] [color=blue][btc][/color][/url][/size]
★ [url=http://luckyb.it/community/makeyourgame/][b][color=#445845]Make your own game[/color][/b][/url] ★ [url=https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=757624.0][b][color=#445845]Main thread[/color][/b][/url] ★ [url=https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=671689][b][color=#445845]Affiliate campaign[/color][/b][/url] ★ [url=https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=984812.msg10728347#msg10728347][color=black][u]Report signature abuse[/u][/color][/url] ★[/center]
Signature 5: Stylized
Code:
[center][table][tr][td][right][size=6pt][url=https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=757624]Main Talk Thread ●[/url]
[url=http://luckyb.it/faucet/]Official Faucet ●[/url]
[url=https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1021399]Twitter Campaign ●[/url]
[url=https://luckyb.it/community/makeyourgame/]Make Your Own Game ●[/url][/size][/right][/td][td][center][size=7pt][color=#CD09B3]The original falling coin game[/color][/size][/center]
[url=http://luckyb.it/?nbLsn4][color=black][size=18pt][b]Dice is boring.[/b][/size][/color][/url][/td][td][url=http://luckyb.it/?nbLsn4][color=blue][size=28px] ✮ [/size][/color][/url][/td][td][font=monospace][size=2px]
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[/size][/font][/td][td][url=http://luckyb.it/?nbLsn4][color=blue][size=28px] ✮ [/size][/color][/url][/td][td][center][size=7pt][color=#CD09B3]Suspense - Community - Prizes[/color][/size][/center]
[size=18pt][url=http://luckyb.it/?nbLsn4][color=black][b]Play different.[/b][/color][/url][/size][/td][td][size=6pt][url=https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=671689]● Affiliate Campaign[/url]
[url=http://luckyb.it/community]● Community Hub[/url]
[url=http://luckyb.it/micro]● Micro Edition[/url]
[url=https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=984812.msg10728347#msg10728347][color=black]Report signature abuse[/color][/url][/size][/td][/tr][/table][/center]
Signature 6: Big prizes
Code:
[size=18pt][url=http://luckyb.it/?nbLsn4][color=black][b]Prizes in your wallet, instantly.[/b] Chat lottery delivers seven days a week.[/color][/url][/size]
A great game and a great community to go with it! [url=http://luckyb.it/?nbLsn4][b][color=#445845]Play [/color][color=#008000]L[/color][color=#299200]u[/color][color=#5DA400]c[/color][color=#9CB600]k[/color][color=#C8AB00]y[/color][color=#DA7C00]B[/color][color=#EC4300]i[/color][color=#DF0000]t[/color][/b][/url] and get [i]your[/i] prizes! [size=8pt][url=https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=757624]Main thread[/url] ★ [url=https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=671689]Affiliate campaign[/url] ★ [url=http://luckyb.it/community/makeyourgame/]Make Your Own Game[/url] ★ [url=https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=984812.msg10728347#msg10728347][color=black][u]Report signature abuse[/u][/color][/url][/size]
Signature 7: Loud and proud
Code:
[center][table][tr][td][size=5pt][color=#DA8905]         ●  ●
      ●[/color][color=#0000bb][btc][/color][color=#DA8905]●  ●
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●  ●  ●  ●  ●[/color][color=#df0000][btc][/color][color=#DA8905]●[/color][/size][/td][td][center][size=18pt][url=http://luckyb.it/?nbLsn4][font=Arial][b][color=black]Putting Suspense Back[/color][color=#C90F0F] ★ [/color][color=#C9250F]L[/color][color=#C9600F]u[/color][color=#C9AD0F]c[/color][color=#B0C90F]k[/color][color=#66C90F]y[/color][color=#0FC928]B[/color][color=#0FC97C]i[/color][color=#0FAAC9]t[/color][color=#0F8BFF] ★ [/color][color=black]Into Bitcoin Gambling[/color][/b][/font][/url][/size][/center]
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Signature 8: BADASS
Code:
[url=http://luckyb.it/?nbLsn4][color=black][u]LuckyBit[/u][/url] is [color=red][b]BADASS![/b][/color] They have [color=green]awesome giveaways[/color], a [color=blue]great community[/color], and [b]the most fun gambling experience on the internet![/b]
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legendary
Activity: 1008
Merit: 1001
Out of crypto entirely and don't miss it
The LuckyBit Affiliate Program is now closed. Thank you to everybody that participated! Please check the LuckyBit Community Hub for more LuckyBit promotions.


The original post has been retained for archival purposes.


ALLERGEN WARNING: This program is managed by a person that also handles customer complaints. Some posts may contain traces of sarcasm.



★ Earn record-breaking amounts just for posting normally!
★ Rolling availability slots for Member ranked users and above!
★ Flexible enrollment options to suit your style!
★ One years' worth of trusted business you can count on!
LuckyBit's ever-popular signature campaign is BACK! Please be sure to read all information before you apply. There's a lot of ground to cover; pull up a cup of coffee and read carefully please.

How to enroll

(0). Make sure a spot is available - check the top reply for current slot availability. This program is limited!
(1). You must meet all the requirements to enroll in a slot. Different slots have different requirements.
(2). Adjust your account settings to match your enrollment. This means Signature, Personal Message (PM), and Avatar.
(3). Post your application in this thread!
(4). If your application is confirmed, you're enrolled. All applicants should get a reply.
(5). If your application goes unreplied, quote it to call attention. The forum is glitchy.
(6). At the end of your term, you will be evaluated and the spot will open up for someone else (or yourself) to claim!


Applications

Your application post must meet this description to be evaluated. Always include:
- Slot you are applying for, and optional fallback slot if the one you applied for could be full
- Your address that was used to place prerequisite bets
- Your current post count (not including application)


Enrollment Slots
NOTE You must be whitelisted for any slot except Supporter. Successful completion of a Supporter enrollment will get you put on the whitelist. Users that have previously participated in the LuckyBit Signature Campaign are already whitelisted.

There are four enrollment slots to choose from. Select the one that best suits your needs.
You must have made the Wager Requirement within the past 7 days, using your application address! If you're not sure, use the History Analyzer to find out how much you've wagered.

AvailableSlotTermPosts RequiredWager RequiredMin RankPay
unlimitedSupporter7 days10 posts0.002BTCMember+0.01BTC
9Affiliate14 days20 posts0.01BTCFull Member+0.05BTC
5Advertiser28 days40 posts0.05BTCSenior Member+0.15BTC
1BADASS7 days7 posts0.2BTCFull Member+0.05BTC
Each Bitcoin Talk user may only take one BADASS slot per 35 days; each Bitcoin Talk user is also limited to one Advertiser slot per 35 days. This allows for a cooldown period during which others can apply for the valuable, hard-to-get slots. This equates to a 28-day cooldown for BADASS slots and a 7-day cooldown for Advertisers.
The signature codes, PM codes, avatars, and current enrollments, including availability, are always updated in the first reply to this post.
LuckyBit staff members always have the option to use the "red" avatar we already feature instead of the required one, are not required to change their PM, and may sometimes have special staff signatures during promotions that are not available to other enrollments.

Details and Important information
Only qualified posts made during your enrollment will count. I do peruse all history during evaluation.
I maintain a blacklist. If you are on this list your applications will be declined.
I reserve the right to refuse or terminate enrollments at my discretion.

Qualified posts mean any post that isn't there to flood, bump, spam, or draw attention to another non-LuckyBit post. Generally speaking, any post will qualify except for blatant bumps, +1 posts, obvious spam, competitors' advertising, or forum abuse. Auction bid posts are qualified. Contest and giveaway entry posts are not qualified. Posts containing no original content (e.g. copied articles from offsite, direct pastes of content from elsewhere, etc.) will be evaluated on a case-by-case basis; sometimes pasted content is appropriate, and other times it is not. Counterproductive activity will be disqualified at my discretion.

You will be disqualified and removed from the whitelist, or possibly blacklisted from the campaign if:
 - you change or alter the signature/PM/avatar during participation,
 - you do not meet the post requirement after your time is up,
 - you have a 7-day period with no activity during a 28-day enrollment,
 - you are discovered to be using a wallet that is spend-linked to another account that is enrolled in any campaign,
 - your account changes ownership or is used as loan collateral during enrollment,
 - you make the majority of your qualified posts in a small time frame, or
 - you cause serious trouble on this forum such as a flamewar or scam,
AND you did not contact me for special consideration* or did contact me and were declined.

You cannot change your payment address during your enrollment. You can re-enroll with a new address once you are paid.

Please leave trust feedback once you have been paid! Lucky Bit is run by LuckyBitSupport and binaryFate; they're the real paymasters for the campaign - I'm just the manager.

*Special considerations
I understand that sometimes life happens and weird circumstances arise that can interfere with eligibility. Therefore, if you post here or PM me and state your case, I will make a special consideration. Specifically, I will either grant an extension to your enrollment to pick up missed posts, or allow you to 'reset' your enrollment and retain your slot, which will allow you to essentially start fresh. You can change your address and your post count will start from that point. Each participant can only use this consideration with my explicit permission. I can be very forgiving if you work with me, but making demands after the fact earns no points. Considerations are at my sole discretion.

FAQ
Why is this campaign so complicated?
There are tons of signature campaigns and lots of competition within the campaign space. I'm proud to run one of the best-paying campaigns out there, but I'm not looking to just hand out that money to any Joe that posts a lot. Lucky Bit's best advertising comes from the people that play and love Lucky Bit. It's one thing to get the name in public but it's another thing for it to represent something so exemplary in its field, and I reflect that spirit by running a very different campaign. When you run another signature, you're telling the world that you'll take their money to do it; when you run a Lucky Bit signature, you're telling the world that you appreciate a high standard of business, especially in an ecosystem plagued with shady operations. (If you don't agree with this sentiment, you're free to take someone else's money.)

What is the spam link for? Isn't that why the forum has moderators?
This campaign has requirements that are stricter than the forum rules. Some posts that are allowed in the forum may not be qualified for this campaign, and some behavior that is unacceptable to the campaign is not prohibited by the forum at all. Therefore, I have opted to create a system where users can report abusers of the Lucky Bit campaign directly to me. Be aware that the report thread is self-moderated. Please only report posts and posters that are abusing the signature campaign itself - regular forum abuse should be reported to forum moderators first, then to me only if it affects the campaign.

Do you accept applicants with negative trust? What other requirements are there?
Trust is evaluated on a case-by-case basis. A negative trust doesn't necessarily reduce the effectiveness of an attached signature; I evaluate post history, visible activity and behavior patterns, trust, and bet history when evaluating applicants. I'm fairly lenient about most things but presence and attitude are always the primary factors in deciding whom to accept and which posts to disqualify. I still reserve the right to disqualify and blacklist people that meet the post count but negatively affect the affiliate program or its competitors, or Lucky Bit itself.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
It doesn't matter, because even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would not chuck wood.

Okay, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood?
None, because even if a woodchuck would chuck wood and a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck really shouldn't chuck wood.

But if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and a woodchuck would chuck wood, and a woodchuck should chuck wood, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
Two cords.
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