Topic: Make me laugh (Read 502 times)
Another game of words
Here's Your PROOF, "The Left" Has Gone COMPLETELY Insane - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6grXCooL3-M.
Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?
Because he's always talking trash!
There isn’t much training involved in being a garbage man.
You just pick it up as you go along!
You know, garbage man as a job title is a little sexist and outdated.
We should call them garbage people instead.
Because he's always talking trash!
There isn’t much training involved in being a garbage man.
You just pick it up as you go along!
You know, garbage man as a job title is a little sexist and outdated.
We should call them garbage people instead.
What is the difference between the mafia and a licking a pussy?
[russian accent] None, one slip of the tongue and you are in shit [/russian accent]
[russian accent] None, one slip of the tongue and you are in shit [/russian accent]
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
Interviewer to Milionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married
her?"
Millionaire: " Billionaire"
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
Interviewer to Milionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married
her?"
Millionaire: " Billionaire"
Yow Hhampuz just go for some classics
Sit your ass in that lazy chair for a day and watch some classic laugh movies .... The Big Lebowski, American pie 1-2-3-4, Hot shots, Naked gun, Anchorman, or whatever Will Ferrell movie, Vince Vaughn movie and so on
^
And keep thinking this way....
^
And you will be alright
Sit your ass in that lazy chair for a day and watch some classic laugh movies .... The Big Lebowski, American pie 1-2-3-4, Hot shots, Naked gun, Anchorman, or whatever Will Ferrell movie, Vince Vaughn movie and so on
^
And keep thinking this way....
^
And you will be alright
What a strange exchange. As if you are a king asking your court circle to make you laugh for a coin
It made me laugh too 
When you have a workmate and she had this bad odor on her armpit.
(Scene) She raised her arm.
Your inner self: What?! Tomorrow I will just put deodorant in my nose. I feel so shy to you so my nose will adjust in your armpit. Please laugh
(Scene) She raised her arm.
Your inner self: What?! Tomorrow I will just put deodorant in my nose. I feel so shy to you so my nose will adjust in your armpit. Please laugh
This youtube video about a clueless cryptocurrency trader who just keeps losing money on altcoins was really fun for me to watch.
Balcony Conversations - Bitcoin Guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQegMA_kY9Y
Balcony Conversations - Bitcoin Guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQegMA_kY9Y
We have all heard that the memory of a fish is very short, maybe only 10 seconds. So I think you can go find a fish and borrow a sum of money. maybe you can be happy for a while.
Myself chatting with my girlfriend while watching soccer looks like
https://media.giphy.com/media/vqJAJMr4klojK/giphy.gif
I know how to multi-task bitch https://media.giphy.com/media/vqJAJMr4klojK/giphy.gif
Going through some very rough times recently and just as I thought it was starting to get better I got hit with something devastating again.
Make me laugh, a story, a joke, images or videos. If you make me crack a smile I'll give you 1 merit.
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto And Neptune. Everyone must attend it.Make me laugh, a story, a joke, images or videos. If you make me crack a smile I'll give you 1 merit.
Student: Sorry My Mom wouldn't let me go so far.
English quote jokes are always the best
"English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though."
English is not as tough to understand Russian word handwritten in cursive
(word is "лишишьcя" = will lose)
"English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though."
English is not as tough to understand Russian word handwritten in cursive
(word is "лишишьcя" = will lose)
I know you are a sports fan so here it goes
7 p.m. I get a text message from my girlfriend: Me or football?!
11 p.m. I texted my girlfriend: You of course.
I just hope that you are doing ok though.
7 p.m. I get a text message from my girlfriend: Me or football?!
11 p.m. I texted my girlfriend: You of course.
I just hope that you are doing ok though.
You are the men but you're girl is a boss
GROOVY FRIDAY
TRASH CAN
credit to giphy
WHEN YOU WATCH TOO MANY MOVIES,THIS HAPPENS
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TRASH CAN
credit to giphy
WHEN YOU WATCH TOO MANY MOVIES,THIS HAPPENS
credit to giphy
Cant explain why, but this picture always makes me laugh
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
You're under a vest!
Myself chatting with my girlfriend while watching soccer looks like
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
I know you are a sports fan so here it goes
7 p.m. I get a text message from my girlfriend: Me or football?!
11 p.m. I texted my girlfriend: You of course.
I just hope that you are doing ok though.
7 p.m. I get a text message from my girlfriend: Me or football?!
11 p.m. I texted my girlfriend: You of course.
I just hope that you are doing ok though.
Video of a gun that ties you up
https://i.imgur.com/DzkY7Zx.gifv
Video of a Dog thinks hes a human
https://i.imgur.com/SjVQUW0.gifv
Video of a fishnet
https://gfycat.com/eagerhorribleakitainu-fishing-net-satisfying
Hopefully you get some amusement from these
https://i.imgur.com/DzkY7Zx.gifv
Video of a Dog thinks hes a human
https://i.imgur.com/SjVQUW0.gifv
Video of a fishnet
https://gfycat.com/eagerhorribleakitainu-fishing-net-satisfying
Hopefully you get some amusement from these
On date
She: How do I look?
Me: Average.
*She gets pissed and gives a look*
*20 minutes later*
*While taking a selfie*
She: Yaar, I look soooo bad todayyy.
Me: I know. But still I called you average.
*She gives another deadly look*
*funeral music starts playing at the back*
John McAfee knows, who is Satoshi.
She: How do I look?
Me: Average.
*She gets pissed and gives a look*
*20 minutes later*
*While taking a selfie*
She: Yaar, I look soooo bad todayyy.
Me: I know. But still I called you average.
*She gives another deadly look*
*funeral music starts playing at the back*
John McAfee knows, who is Satoshi.
I come online, hoping the electricty / internet would stay.
I message my employer, Hey I'm online, I am available now, let's start work!
2 minutes later power goes away.
Its a miracle this employer has chosen to stick it out with me, I don't think I'd have survived without such help.
This isn't overtly funny but sometimes we should find funny shit within the darkest of times. I hope you do better soon enough.
I message my employer, Hey I'm online, I am available now, let's start work!
2 minutes later power goes away.
Its a miracle this employer has chosen to stick it out with me, I don't think I'd have survived without such help.
This isn't overtly funny but sometimes we should find funny shit within the darkest of times. I hope you do better soon enough.
If you want to laugh really see Mr bean
Watch this video funny
Use YouTube to get more videos, you will definitely laughWatch this video funny
I wish you happiness
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Why there are no mosquitoes in China?
Every Chinese killed one
Every Chinese killed one
Going through some very rough times recently and just as I thought it was starting to get better I got hit with something devastating again.
Make me laugh, a story, a joke, images or videos. If you make me crack a smile I'll give you 1 merit.
Shit. all I need is 1 merit. <- it's only funny if you look at my merit/post/activity.Make me laugh, a story, a joke, images or videos. If you make me crack a smile I'll give you 1 merit.
Anyways Hamppuz I hope all is well and or get's better. We need you back on your P's&Q's.
https://imgur.com/a/Pnee9xi
edit- when I posted this I had 19 merit -now I'm ballin at 20
Going through some very rough times recently and just as I thought it was starting to get better I got hit with something devastating again.
Make me laugh, a story, a joke, images or videos. If you make me crack a smile I'll give you 1 merit.
Make me laugh, a story, a joke, images or videos. If you make me crack a smile I'll give you 1 merit.
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