Topic: Make your own survival kit with Bitcoin (Read 686 times)

Quote from: aliceHortrex on April 16, 2014, 07:19:08 AM

Are you ready for Apocalypse? Cheesy

http://cointelegraph.com/post/make_your_own_survival_kit_with_bitcoin#.U050A_l_tqU

By the way, what are your plans if it happened?

Depends on what kind of Apocalypse it is.

If it is Zombie attack, I'll sell all my BTC
If it is Aliens, I'll sell all my BTC
If it is a Comet, I'll sell all my BTC
If it is ... what-da-fuck-am-I-doin'?

Noo!

Do not do that indeed! You need to hodl

perhaps Aliens are using Bitcoin - you can trade.
Zombie - maybe not really know about Bitcoin - then you hodl and fight Zombies and buy a gun with a Bitcoin.

If comet will hit us

there will be nothing to sell and nothing to buy.

All wrong. If either Zombie or Aliens attack dump all your Bitcoin immediately. The sudden price drop will cause them to panic sell their own holdings which you then scoop for cheap $$$. Then you can enslave them, because you have all the Bitcoins and they'll not have enough funds to finance their war or even to fund their way home...

ya.ya.yo!

AND THE WINNER IS...YA-YA-YO!! Congrads, dude, you are the smartest one)

yayayo

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Quote from: roslinpl on April 17, 2014, 06:55:57 AM

Quote from: aliceHortrex on April 16, 2014, 07:19:08 AM

Are you ready for Apocalypse? Cheesy

http://cointelegraph.com/post/make_your_own_survival_kit_with_bitcoin#.U050A_l_tqU

By the way, what are your plans if it happened?

Depends on what kind of Apocalypse it is.

If it is Zombie attack, I'll sell all my BTC
If it is Aliens, I'll sell all my BTC
If it is a Comet, I'll sell all my BTC
If it is ... what-da-fuck-am-I-doin'?

Noo!

Do not do that indeed! You need to hodl

perhaps Aliens are using Bitcoin - you can trade.
Zombie - maybe not really know about Bitcoin - then you hodl and fight Zombies and buy a gun with a Bitcoin.

If comet will hit us

there will be nothing to sell and nothing to buy.

All wrong. If either Zombie or Aliens attack dump all your Bitcoin immediately. The sudden price drop will cause them to panic sell their own holdings which you then scoop for cheap $$$. Then you can enslave them, because you have all the Bitcoins and they'll not have enough funds to finance their war or even to fund their way home...

ya.ya.yo!

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Quote from: aliceHortrex on April 16, 2014, 07:19:08 AM

Are you ready for Apocalypse? Cheesy

http://cointelegraph.com/post/make_your_own_survival_kit_with_bitcoin#.U050A_l_tqU

By the way, what are your plans if it happened?

Depends on what kind of Apocalypse it is.

If it is Zombie attack, I'll sell all my BTC
If it is Aliens, I'll sell all my BTC
If it is a Comet, I'll sell all my BTC
If it is ... what-da-fuck-am-I-doin'?

If it's an Alien Apocalypse, then perhaps Bitcoin can actually save you?

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Quote from: aliceHortrex on April 16, 2014, 07:19:08 AM

Are you ready for Apocalypse? Cheesy

http://cointelegraph.com/post/make_your_own_survival_kit_with_bitcoin#.U050A_l_tqU

By the way, what are your plans if it happened?

Depends on what kind of Apocalypse it is.

If it is Zombie attack, I'll sell all my BTC
If it is Aliens, I'll sell all my BTC
If it is a Comet, I'll sell all my BTC
If it is ... what-da-fuck-am-I-doin'?

Noo!

Do not do that indeed! You need to hodl

perhaps Aliens are using Bitcoin - you can trade.
Zombie - maybe not really know about Bitcoin - then you hodl and fight Zombies and buy a gun with a Bitcoin.

If comet will hit us

there will be nothing to sell and nothing to buy.

sgk

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!! HODL !!

Quote from: aliceHortrex on April 16, 2014, 07:19:08 AM

Are you ready for Apocalypse? Cheesy

http://cointelegraph.com/post/make_your_own_survival_kit_with_bitcoin#.U050A_l_tqU

By the way, what are your plans if it happened?

Depends on what kind of Apocalypse it is.

If it is Zombie attack, I'll sell all my BTC
If it is Aliens, I'll sell all my BTC
If it is a Comet, I'll sell all my BTC
If it is ... what-da-fuck-am-I-doin'?

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Quote from: supernovax on April 17, 2014, 02:48:25 AM

Does zombie can climb a tree or can can climb cliffs or can swim?

I'm not sure, but I suppose they don't.
That's why I think that living on the boat is the best option in case of zombie apocalypse.

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Does zombie can climb a tree or can can climb cliffs or can swim?

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Quote from: Kiki112 on April 16, 2014, 01:12:32 PM

Quote from: aliceHortrex on April 16, 2014, 12:51:18 PM

Quote from: Kiki112 on April 16, 2014, 11:29:38 AM

Quote from: aliceHortrex on April 16, 2014, 11:18:34 AM

Quote from: JPSelzer on April 16, 2014, 09:51:33 AM

Quote from: aliceHortrex on April 16, 2014, 12:51:18 PM

Living away from the city is better than having a survival kit. It can be zombie, nuclear or biological apocalypse.

They will get you eventually. I doubt they will live within a city for a long time. Beware! Grin

eventually they'll die out of starvation or will start eating each other, you can simply hide Cheesy

Zombies never die out of starvation Shocked

impossibru

where do they get the energy to move Shocked

From their inside anger, obviously Cheesy

I've never thought about zombie's energy before(

no

unless they live from the sun they would starve and the human race would prevail Cheesy

Ok, you've won!

Now you can call yourself a zombie expert Grin

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Quote from: Kiki112 on April 16, 2014, 11:29:38 AM

Quote from: aliceHortrex on April 16, 2014, 11:18:34 AM

Quote from: JPSelzer on April 16, 2014, 09:51:33 AM

Quote from: aliceHortrex on April 16, 2014, 07:19:08 AM

Living away from the city is better than having a survival kit. It can be zombie, nuclear or biological apocalypse.

They will get you eventually. I doubt they will live within a city for a long time. Beware! Grin

eventually they'll die out of starvation or will start eating each other, you can simply hide Cheesy

Zombies never die out of starvation Shocked

impossibru

where do they get the energy to move Shocked

From their inside anger, obviously Cheesy

I've never thought about zombie's energy before(

no

unless they live from the sun they would starve and the human race would prevail Cheesy

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Are you ready for Apocalypse? Cheesy

http://cointelegraph.com/post/make_your_own_survival_kit_with_bitcoin#.U050A_l_tqU

By the way, what are your plans if it happened?

Cell phone is useless if no towers or power to charge it back up. Everything else looks pretty useful and necessary. Could use a gun for hunting and some rope for other purposes wink wink..

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Quote from: Kiki112 on April 16, 2014, 11:29:38 AM

Quote from: aliceHortrex on April 16, 2014, 11:18:34 AM

Quote from: JPSelzer on April 16, 2014, 09:51:33 AM

Quote from: aliceHortrex on April 16, 2014, 11:18:34 AM

Living away from the city is better than having a survival kit. It can be zombie, nuclear or biological apocalypse.

They will get you eventually. I doubt they will live within a city for a long time. Beware! Grin

eventually they'll die out of starvation or will start eating each other, you can simply hide Cheesy

Zombies never die out of starvation Shocked

impossibru

where do they get the energy to move Shocked

From their inside anger, obviously Cheesy

I've never thought about zombie's energy before(

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Apocolypse = no internet.....no bitcoin

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It will never happen. If it does. Well everyone will die some day

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Quote from: JPSelzer on April 16, 2014, 09:51:33 AM

Living away from the city is better than having a survival kit. It can be zombie, nuclear or biological apocalypse.

They will get you eventually. I doubt they will live within a city for a long time. Beware! Grin

eventually they'll die out of starvation or will start eating each other, you can simply hide Cheesy

Zombies never die out of starvation Shocked

impossibru

where do they get the energy to move Shocked

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Quote from: JPSelzer on April 16, 2014, 09:51:33 AM

Quote from: JPSelzer on April 16, 2014, 09:51:33 AM

Living away from the city is better than having a survival kit. It can be zombie, nuclear or biological apocalypse.

They will get you eventually. I doubt they will live within a city for a long time. Beware! Grin

eventually they'll die out of starvation or will start eating each other, you can simply hide Cheesy

Zombies never die out of starvation Shocked

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Living away from the city is better than having a survival kit. It can be zombie, nuclear or biological apocalypse.

They will get you eventually. I doubt they will live within a city for a long time. Beware! Grin

eventually they'll die out of starvation or will start eating each other, you can simply hide Cheesy

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