Topic: Merritt source (Read 272 times)
Oh my, the amount of COVID in that post is cancerous to read, to say the least
Any merit source on the forum would like to have a raffle and winners will receive free meritt sauce bottle from OP? One Meritt sauce bottle for each merit source, that looks not too bad. I have all my highest respect to merit sources who have done their works monthly and behind the scenes help the forum works fine as well as motivate good users, good newbies who are the future of the forum.
Because of the finite Meritt sauce bottle, a raffle will be the best solution with a bit of regret to not have enough bottles for all sources.
Because of the finite Meritt sauce bottle, a raffle will be the best solution with a bit of regret to not have enough bottles for all sources.
I would love to drop 50 Merritt for this post but that would cost me almost $400.
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~ I hope those 19 members who only read the title or/and read first paragraph won't go through hell experience 
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Like most people here I like the thought of earning lots of merritt and ranking up. I have found it quite difficult, but then I heard about this fabulous merritt source thing. Now for the uninitiated what happens is that a merritt sauce is basically a top-ranking member of the forum who puts out a load of good posts, and then they become like a tap for free merritt. I thought it was limited to this forum and only the legendary accounts, you know them, the grizzled old-timers who lurk in the WO thread. They are always talking about merritt sauces and other mysteries. But imagine my surprise when I found you can actually buy this stuff from outside the forum. Hot damn. I bought a crate of it. It's only like $8 a go, what could go wrong?
I'll tell you what can go wrong: plenty. I thought I could rank up really quickly, so I downed a whole bottle of the god-damned stuff. Their website actually states "I can say with 100% certainty this will be your favorite hot sauce of all time" You know what? It's really not. I checked and my merritt hasn't increased at all it's still stuck at 350.
This thing is a joke. It's an absolute joke. Plus it made my throat burn like the fires of hell. I can literally feel the little demons sticking their tiny pitchforks into my osophogos eospophogous f you autocorrect throat. I drank about a gallon of milk and the flames keep coming. Now my stomach is making some terrifying noises and I can't get to sleep. So for those who want lots of merritt this is a cautionary tale. Honestly it is just not worth it.
Damn it just seen further down the page it says this merritt stuff will "Burn Your Ass a Lil". Guess I've probably got another 24 hours of this hell. Thank you crypto /sarcasm. I should never have listend to Jef who dragged me into this bitcoin shitr shit.
I'll tell you what can go wrong: plenty. I thought I could rank up really quickly, so I downed a whole bottle of the god-damned stuff. Their website actually states "I can say with 100% certainty this will be your favorite hot sauce of all time" You know what? It's really not. I checked and my merritt hasn't increased at all it's still stuck at 350.
This thing is a joke. It's an absolute joke. Plus it made my throat burn like the fires of hell. I can literally feel the little demons sticking their tiny pitchforks into my osophogos eospophogous f you autocorrect throat. I drank about a gallon of milk and the flames keep coming. Now my stomach is making some terrifying noises and I can't get to sleep. So for those who want lots of merritt this is a cautionary tale. Honestly it is just not worth it.
Damn it just seen further down the page it says this merritt stuff will "Burn Your Ass a Lil". Guess I've probably got another 24 hours of this hell. Thank you crypto /sarcasm. I should never have listend to Jef who dragged me into this bitcoin shitr shit.
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