I guess I'll just wait it out. But do you know why Electrum isn't allowing me to increase the fee on the child transaction? I have enough BTC, so why does it say "Cannot bump fee: could not find suitable outputs"?
As far as i can tell, you created a tx in tails with insufficient fees, the output of the transaction went to a second wallet.
Since you were the receiver from the standpoint of the second wallet, the only thing you could do is creating a CPFP. In order to do so, the wallet would have used the output it got from the transaction generated by the tail's wallet as an input for a second transaction. The fee for the second transaction should have been sufficient to cover the first and the second transaction. However, you missed and broadcasted a CPFP transaction that didn't include a fee that was sufficient to cover both transactions.
Since you said you tried to bump the fee, i can only suppose the CPFP transaction was opt-in RBF, bumping the fee in an opt-in RBF transaction means that your wallet will use the same inputs and will generate outputs to the same addresses as the original transaction, but it will subtract more miners fees from one of your outputs.
I suppose this error message means (i could be wrong here) that looking at the original opt-in RBF transaction's inputs and outputs, it couldn't find a technical way of adding more fees when it could only use this fixed inputs and still had to generate outputs to the same addresses. Since the transaction has to use the same inputs as the original one, it doesn't matter if you wallet had enough funds, most of the inputs to your wallet's addresses weren't used in the opt-in RBF transaction, so they can not be used to bump the fee.
However, you could still manually create a transaction doing allmost the same as an RBF, but using extra inputs to cover the fee, or change the addresses that could spend the outputs, since an RBF is just a nice implementation of double spending the unconfirmed inputs... Doing this would be a little bit harder, and would require several steps and some technical knowledge tough...