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Topic: Monero-Inspired Altcoin Poems (Read 310 times)

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June 06, 2016, 03:19:05 PM
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In honor of long-term Monero promoter generalizethis here's a collection of the very creative poetry that sprung from his mind recently after being too envious of Spoetnik's unique and famous writing style.



Sputz and BCX like sucking each other's
dicks covered in bullshit wiping their eyes
white-washed with lies, surprise
both spew their load on Monero and Eth's daps
ones got the tech and the other the cap
so ratatatat, you maximalist rats
I've got good aim and I'm fucking strapped

Sputz just stay the fuck down
you must be tired playin' Rhianna
to my Chris Brown
sorry I had to maim ya'
but you's a silly clown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-lKImWtmSU

Sputz, you mad that I'm spoiling your game
of attacking coins that threaten Bitcoin
like you, the tech's old and lame
but who needs to go on and on
bout glory days when you were kings
now Eth owns a billion of your cap
and Monero is the one who brings
privacy worth while and that's
why you're pissing your pants
and making up facts

Now little man I've got things to do
Tell your mom I'll stop by when I'm through
Little man, why you so mad
with all that rage--and at your age
you need to put the down the poptart
here's a bowl of cheerios that are heart healthy
smart people are leaving your basement
wondering why, when you talk Eth and Monero
you sound like you gonna cry, here's why
wait, hold-up, ain't time to discuss ring-sigs and all that
you still livin' in the basement and being a brat
so your mom and I will start with the birds and bees
then we'll move on to faulty arguments if you please
shut up a minute you dumb fuck
I ain't your dad, so don't press your luck...
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