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September 28, 2013, 04:14:20 PM
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Blade Runner
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September 28, 2013, 03:02:27 PM
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The messed up big time by remaking Nightmare on Elmstreet.

Lets be real, once they made Jason vs Freddy, the gig was already up. You don't mix the two imo.
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September 28, 2013, 02:09:05 PM
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The messed up big time by remaking Nightmare on Elmstreet.
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September 28, 2013, 11:44:30 AM
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1. 2001: A Space Odyssey

You, sir, are correct. But can you explain to me why?

If they remade it today they probably would make an action scifi movie out of it. David Bowman would be gunning down HAL 2000 with an M16 and then go after the Monolith with a rocket launcher. The Star Child would be toast before the credits rolled.

In other words, you're saying studio driven material doesn't hold a candle to auteur driven material? If so, and I do agree for the most part, then you're implicitly saying that Hollywood material, and even more so, Hollywood blockbusters are often garbage.

Yes, they are, very often.

It's almost unbelievable $100+ million blockbusters, many times with great actors and directors, with so much obvious plot holes, I simply don't understand how this is possible!

It's because studios want as many people as possible to see the movie, and in order for that to happen, you have to make a movie that appeals to the least common denominator. The best films are the ones where the director doesn't really care about box office numbers, and just makes the film he wants to make, without studio meddling. Design by an artist always beats design by committee when it comes to art.

I know producers get the final cut, but even so, it would be so easy to fix so many movies out there, sorry I can't give specific examples at the moment, you're a movie guy I'm pretty sure you understand what I mean.

I rarely think in terms of fixing movies. I understand what you're saying, but I come at the whole thing differently.
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September 28, 2013, 11:36:15 AM
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1. 2001: A Space Odyssey

You, sir, are correct. But can you explain to me why?

If they remade it today they probably would make an action scifi movie out of it. David Bowman would be gunning down HAL 2000 with an M16 and then go after the Monolith with a rocket launcher. The Star Child would be toast before the credits rolled.

In other words, you're saying studio driven material doesn't hold a candle to auteur driven material? If so, and I do agree for the most part, then you're implicitly saying that Hollywood material, and even more so, Hollywood blockbusters are often garbage.

Yes, they are, very often.

It's almost unbelievable $100+ million blockbusters, many times with great actors and directors, with so much obvious plot holes, I simply don't understand how this is possible!

It's because studios want as many people as possible to see the movie, and in order for that to happen, you have to make a movie that appeals to the least common denominator. The best films are the ones where the director doesn't really care about box office numbers, and just makes the film he wants to make, without studio meddling. Design by an artist always beats design by committee when it comes to art.

I know producers get the final cut, but even so, it would be so easy to fix so many movies out there, sorry I can't give specific examples at the moment, you're a movie guy I'm pretty sure you understand what I mean.
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September 28, 2013, 11:30:33 AM
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1. 2001: A Space Odyssey

You, sir, are correct. But can you explain to me why?

If they remade it today they probably would make an action scifi movie out of it. David Bowman would be gunning down HAL 2000 with an M16 and then go after the Monolith with a rocket launcher. The Star Child would be toast before the credits rolled.

In other words, you're saying studio driven material doesn't hold a candle to auteur driven material? If so, and I do agree for the most part, then you're implicitly saying that Hollywood material, and even more so, Hollywood blockbusters are often garbage.

Yes, they are, very often.

It's almost unbelievable $100+ million blockbusters, many times with great actors and directors, with so much obvious plot holes, I simply don't understand how this is possible!

It's because studios want as many people as possible to see the movie, and in order for that to happen, you have to make a movie that appeals to the least common denominator. The best films are the ones where the director doesn't really care about box office numbers, and just makes the film he wants to make, without studio meddling. Design by an artist always beats design by committee when it comes to art.
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September 28, 2013, 11:28:24 AM
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1. 2001: A Space Odyssey

You, sir, are correct. But can you explain to me why?

If they remade it today they probably would make an action scifi movie out of it. David Bowman would be gunning down HAL 2000 with an M16 and then go after the Monolith with a rocket launcher. The Star Child would be toast before the credits rolled.

In other words, you're saying studio driven material doesn't hold a candle to auteur driven material? If so, and I do agree for the most part, then you're implicitly saying that Hollywood material, and even more so, Hollywood blockbusters are often garbage.
Some Hollywood blockbusters are bad, but not all.

I agree. I enjoy many of them. But that's not the point. You'll likely never enjoy what I call heightened cinema until you start exploring other areas.
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September 28, 2013, 10:35:06 AM
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1. 2001: A Space Odyssey

You, sir, are correct. But can you explain to me why?

If they remade it today they probably would make an action scifi movie out of it. David Bowman would be gunning down HAL 2000 with an M16 and then go after the Monolith with a rocket launcher. The Star Child would be toast before the credits rolled.

In other words, you're saying studio driven material doesn't hold a candle to auteur driven material? If so, and I do agree for the most part, then you're implicitly saying that Hollywood material, and even more so, Hollywood blockbusters are often garbage.

Yes, they are, very often.

It's almost unbelievable $100+ million blockbusters, many times with great actors and directors, with so much obvious plot holes, I simply don't understand how this is possible!
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September 28, 2013, 10:28:45 AM
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1. 2001: A Space Odyssey

You, sir, are correct. But can you explain to me why?

If they remade it today they probably would make an action scifi movie out of it. David Bowman would be gunning down HAL 2000 with an M16 and then go after the Monolith with a rocket launcher. The Star Child would be toast before the credits rolled.

In other words, you're saying studio driven material doesn't hold a candle to auteur driven material? If so, and I do agree for the most part, then you're implicitly saying that Hollywood material, and even more so, Hollywood blockbusters are often garbage.
Some Hollywood blockbusters are bad, but not all.
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September 28, 2013, 07:18:41 AM
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Forbidden Planet


reason why they never make remake of this film  Cheesy
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September 28, 2013, 05:39:46 AM
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Serenity, I count the T.V series Firefly as well because if they ever do bring it back it should be done by Joss Whedon Cheesy
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September 28, 2013, 03:43:16 AM
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Brave Heart
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September 28, 2013, 03:28:47 AM
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1. 2001: A Space Odyssey

You, sir, are correct. But can you explain to me why?

If they remade it today they probably would make an action scifi movie out of it. David Bowman would be gunning down HAL 2000 with an M16 and then go after the Monolith with a rocket launcher. The Star Child would be toast before the credits rolled.

In other words, you're saying studio driven material doesn't hold a candle to auteur driven material? If so, and I do agree for the most part, then you're implicitly saying that Hollywood material, and even more so, Hollywood blockbusters are often garbage.
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September 28, 2013, 02:50:09 AM
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Forbidden Planet
b!z
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September 28, 2013, 02:49:48 AM
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Titanic 3D: part 2

Agree here. This would be one of the worst ones, along with Scarface.

Yeah I hope they never remake that.
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September 28, 2013, 02:48:43 AM
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Titanic 3D: part 2

Agree here. This would be one of the worst ones, along with Scarface.
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September 28, 2013, 02:47:20 AM
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Titanic 3D: part 2

is this idea going on for the remake Titanic?

I hope not.
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September 28, 2013, 02:45:40 AM
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Titanic 3D: part 2

is this idea going on for the remake Titanic?
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September 28, 2013, 02:43:43 AM
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Titanic 3D: part 2
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September 27, 2013, 09:22:20 PM
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Carrie
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Another Scary Movie 15
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September 27, 2013, 09:17:00 PM
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Wasn't that remade in the '90s?
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September 27, 2013, 06:20:00 PM
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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September 27, 2013, 06:16:37 PM
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1. 2001: A Space Odyssey

You, sir, are correct. But can you explain to me why?

If they remade it today they probably would make an action scifi movie out of it. David Bowman would be gunning down HAL 2000 with an M16 and then go after the Monolith with a rocket launcher. The Star Child would be toast before the credits rolled.
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September 27, 2013, 12:37:46 PM
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1. 2001: A Space Odyssey

You, sir, are correct. But can you explain to me why?
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September 27, 2013, 12:07:56 PM
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Shawshank Redemption.
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September 27, 2013, 11:17:31 AM
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The Godfather
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September 27, 2013, 11:13:41 AM
#1
Which movies should they never attempt to remake or reboot?

A few I can think of:

1. 2001: A Space Odyssey
2. Blade Runner
3. The Matrix
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