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Topic: Mr. Gox Captured by Albanian 'Grey Ops' & handed over to the Illumin....... (Read 1020 times)

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.............so.........Im just a regular guy who seen the trend going up and down on the charts and took a wild guess it would hit $100, I had no informants, am not a hacker, really knew nothing, I seen I got lucky so I played it out like I knew stuff when I didnt, Im not illuminated, not any secret societies, I only had 2 btc, sold them and now look at alt coins, thats the truth, I did ask for donations, I admit and never got any, I am sorry to all, it was just fun entertainment to everyone.  I am no one special, just someone that got lucky.........IM SORRY

That's exactly what someone from a secret society would say.

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.............so.........Im just a regular guy who seen the trend going up and down on the charts and took a wild guess it would hit $100, I had no informants, am not a hacker, really knew nothing, I seen I got lucky so I played it out like I knew stuff when I didnt, Im not illuminated, not any secret societies, I only had 2 btc, sold them and now look at alt coins, thats the truth, I did ask for donations, I admit and never got any, I am sorry to all, it was just fun entertainment to everyone.  I am no one special, just someone that got lucky.........IM SORRY

That's exactly what someone from a secret society would say.
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.............so.........Im just a regular guy who seen the trend going up and down on the charts and took a wild guess it would hit $100, I had no informants, am not a hacker, really knew nothing, I seen I got lucky so I played it out like I knew stuff when I didnt, Im not illuminated, not any secret societies, I only had 2 btc, sold them and now look at alt coins, thats the truth, I did ask for donations, I admit and never got any, I am sorry to all, it was just fun entertainment to everyone.  I am no one special, just someone that got lucky.........IM SORRY
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Illuminati......well, they're trying to hand him over to the Illuminati. There's been a little confusion. They initially sent him to European Black Nobility only to get kicked over to the Fabian Society. Fabian sent him over to the Jesuits, who refused to even look at him. Let's see....we've visited the Volker Fund, The John Birch Society, Gary North, The Warburg Family, and, finally, Milton Friedman. Milton wasn't there but his wife told us to look for BitcoinSteve and handed me a pyramidal organizational chart that is actually more confusing than the chart we were using previously (see below).

So, if anyone can put me in touch with BitcoinSteve that'd be great. The Knights of the Pelican & Eagle acted as though they'd never heard of him and Skull & Bones wouldn't give me any information unless I could confirm that I was the 'keymaster'.




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