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Topic: My girlfriend wants to stab me and have sex in my blood (Read 3916 times)

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You seem to talk like your username. You must be a hard non vegetarian guy .
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Usually some killer Clip pointed knife it's very sharp, and I think if you slice your hand or your neck, there will be more blood, and I think you will Die after that, so my advice is not to do this because this may be the cause of your death so please say to your girlfriend that you don't want a harmful sex. Sad Sad Angry
legendary
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Cant believe I missed this the first time around. Feel robbed that there was no video.

Do it again but using a chainsaw
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Yeah, so where do you think is the best place to be stabbed and produce a decent amount of blood but not kill myself, and what kind of knife would be the safest?

If anyone is interested I can post the video of it afterwards. But we are trying to take all precautions because I really dont want to have to explain this to someone in the ER.


I was also thinking of keeping an iron on incase something happens so I can burn the wound close,,, good idea?


Any tips ideas, would be greatful.

edit, I already suggested to use a razor blade but she really wants to stab sooo. yeah.


And, you might think this is weird, but dont knock it till you try it. Ive never done it before, but Ill be giving a full review on it on here lol

I did this with a chicken once. Or was it a duck? Either way, weeks later I was still finding blooding feathers in my bed ... and my [feather] pillow turned up missing after the affair. To date, I've yet to source a willing goat for the same feat.

BTW, nice thread title et al.
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if u've got *nothing* to do in life besides sex.  than i'm guessing your a child with nothing on your plate
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This kid really wants to lose his virginity...
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Fuck it. Just stab yourself in the dick.
legendary
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This could be in the top 10 worst btctalk threads ever.

I'm sure the OP is joking around but even the title makes me queasy.
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I propose http://rotten.com for your GF...I am kidding, but what is going on this planet..
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hee-ho.
where to find such a female?

they are rare breeds. you have a better chance of creating one from a scratch.  Roll Eyes
sr. member
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Guuuuuys! This is obvs fake, OP is trolling! And my fun thread has gone super quiet and boring because of this troll stealing all the attention in the off topic section *tears* Sad
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Will you be able to have an intercourse after being stabbed?

Wouldn't be funny to receive a stab for nothing.

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@killyou72 just get a new girlfriend. It's a stupid idea and there is a good chance you will die. Get a girl with a less dangerous fetich.

This is just one of those bullshit made up threads where OP pretends to have a kinky girl friend.  If you're on Bitcointalk, chances are you don't have a girlfriend.
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OMG this is very disturbing.

There is a Bitcoiner with a girlfriend?!?

Seriously, WTF.  W. T. F.

OP is probably just trolling.

and want to aboard this clip from maroon 5 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpgTC9MDx1o

which I personally find disturbing, and where I don't get what's the point of the authors... at least it's there she got it (hoping that like said it's just trolling, otherwise here it is for you, as lame as it may be, sorry).

edit: and if you want to take it critically think about that in the context of a democracy where each single vote may at the end influence the outcome...
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just fuck her in the ass hard and there be plenty of blood if you do it properly Wink  .....then she can go to the ER to get stitched up
thats the best idea......
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OMG this is very disturbing.

There is a Bitcoiner with a girlfriend?!?

Seriously, WTF.  W. T. F.

OP is probably just trolling.
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This is just creepy and particularly dangerous, perhaps it's better to use some safe substance that has a red color?
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Agree she must change her hobby isn't playing with someone's life ..
Can't imagine my gf doin so.
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What?!?!?!?!
you must find another girl, It might not the right girl for you.
 She must change her hobby because it might kill you.

legendary
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@killyou72 just get a new girlfriend. It's a stupid idea and there is a good chance you will die. Get a girl with a less dangerous fetich.
b!z
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I think you need to stop letting your girlfriend watch vampire films.
legendary
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What the fuck?!
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If you do this you post the video no matter how it goes.

EDIT: EVEN IF IT'S THE LAST THING YOU DO!
legendary
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Since she specifically wants to stab you, I'd suggest the buttocks. It's pretty much the only place you can receive a wound of any depth at all without much chance of hitting any major blood vessels or organs. Of course, the resulting muscle damage will leave you physically unable to stand without support and you'll probably need a wheelchair to get around for the next month or so, but you just said you don't want to kill yourself; you didn't say nothing about crippling injury.

(A better suggestion would be to not do this at all, but some people just have to learn things the hard way. Undecided)
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may i ask why she wants that? maybe she is jealous because usually you only have sex in her blood? anyways... have fun!
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sounds like you both need to see a shrink  Shocked
legendary
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well we dont have any needles, so I really dont know how that would work or the syringe,

I think I am going to just let her stab me in the leg or something and hope to god she doesnt hit an artery

Study well before doing it Smiley

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Any tips ideas, would be greatful.

Use a dubler. Hollywood actors always do it.
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well we dont have any needles, so I really dont know how that would work or the syringe,

I think I am going to just let her stab me in the leg or something and hope to god she doesnt hit an artery
legendary
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the syringe for blood seems like a good idea.

Yep, I think blood&sex it's a pretty common game between heroin addicted. In any case,  don't let your gf stab you, better search for a center for personality disorder treatment.
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sounds like a good idea  Grin - go for it!
legendary
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Use a syringe Smiley

Safest would be a fake knife, like the ones used in theatres... This,  and your blood taken with the syringe Smiley

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Yeah, so where do you think is the best place to be stabbed and produce a decent amount of blood but not kill myself, and what kind of knife would be the safest?

If anyone is interested I can post the video of it afterwards. But we are trying to take all precautions because I really dont want to have to explain this to someone in the ER.


I was also thinking of keeping an iron on incase something happens so I can burn the wound close,,, good idea?


Any tips ideas, would be greatful.

edit, I already suggested to use a razor blade but she really wants to stab sooo. yeah.


And, you might think this is weird, but dont knock it till you try it. Ive never done it before, but Ill be giving a full review on it on here lol

Be careful. Lay down clear rules and safety nets.
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I'm no doctor, but hopefully the body is intelligent enough not to waste blood on your dick after you get stabbed. You both need help if you actually plan on going through with this retarded shit.

PS just forgo the iron and go full retard, use duct tape instead. I head it's better for treating internal wounds.
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Sounds like a really classy, old school lass Wink
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Yeah, so where do you think is the best place to be stabbed and produce a decent amount of blood but not kill myself, and what kind of knife would be the safest?

If anyone is interested I can post the video of it afterwards. But we are trying to take all precautions because I really dont want to have to explain this to someone in the ER.


I was also thinking of keeping an iron on incase something happens so I can burn the wound close,,, good idea?


Any tips ideas, would be greatful.

edit, I already suggested to use a razor blade but she really wants to stab sooo. yeah.


And, you might think this is weird, but dont knock it till you try it. Ive never done it before, but Ill be giving a full review on it on here lol
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