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Topic: Mystery Boxes OF HATE (Read 7804 times)

legendary
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RIP Mommy
March 06, 2023, 04:02:16 AM
#58
bump
legendary
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RIP Mommy
October 27, 2021, 01:05:01 PM
#57
0.005BTC
no offense but i bet its awful

PM sent

full member
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Andrew Miller
October 27, 2021, 12:54:17 PM
#56
0.005BTC
no offense but i bet its awful
legendary
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RIP Mommy
October 13, 2021, 04:10:29 AM
#55
buttslam
legendary
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RIP Mommy
October 12, 2019, 02:49:22 PM
#54
What do I got for one BTC ?

BTC1 in USD equivalent currently $8329=cost of mystery box of HATE things+cost of shipping them in multiple USPS-accepted boxes.

Or you can pick up/have your agent pick up the BTC1 in USD equivalent of things without postage that I'll stack up in a garage in free boxes, so they can be loaded into a big rig shipping crate.

Or have a charity pick them all up.

Unless you want to be contractually bound for the rest of your life to pay it,
don't say any number (which will only be considered a BTC number no matter what, see 20pt text above),
because I get reply notifications via email that show exactly what you said,
and if the number you gave was just enough to cover my mystery box OF HATE,
and you refuse to pay and/or try to pretend you didn't say that number, like you're a scumbag politician (but I repeat myself),
I will drop negative ratings like sick beats, with screenshots & risked BTC!

ETA: PM sent & ignored.
newbie
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October 12, 2019, 09:01:07 AM
#53
What do I got for one BTC ?
legendary
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RIP Mommy
August 29, 2019, 03:42:46 PM
#52
0.01 BTC

PM sent.

ETA: ... and ignored. All I sent was "Shipping address?" to verify I would be shipping to a US address & be able to get accurate distance-based pricing for the shipment I'd send.
copper member
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August 29, 2019, 04:21:26 AM
#51
0.01 BTC
legendary
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RIP Mommy
August 28, 2019, 02:57:22 PM
#50
interested in a mystery box fo HATE


Just reply to this topic with how much BTC you'll flush down my BTC-plated toilet, as if you've needed an enema since January 3, 2009!
copper member
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August 28, 2019, 02:11:11 PM
#49
interested in a mystery box fo HATE
copper member
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Merit: 5
Hello World.
March 29, 2019, 06:46:07 PM
#48
I received the mystery box of hate Smiley Thanks TheButterZone, hate fully received lol. In all seriousness I wanted to try the service out to see just what it was all about, and tbh its perfect to send to people you wanna crap on but don't necessarily wanna go as far as like ruining their stuff with a bunch of glitter or anything like that. I promised TheButterZone that I wouldn't disclose what I received, but I will say that the recipient will be thinking about it for days, wondering where it came from and why lol. Not sure if the packaging is consistent for all boxes, but it was definitely a nice added touch. It even tricked me, despite the fact that I ordered it for myself lol.

Overall, 5 star service. Was shipped out promptly and everything exceeded my expectations Smiley Thanks @TheButterZone
legendary
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RIP Mommy
March 25, 2019, 09:00:48 PM
#47
16193nPH2mS3Q5U2Ui9HMLPxmxR9r4wxu3
Yes your hate filled package caused me to generate a custom address to send from.

Transaction sent from 1FuckYou6cCi3N4D1riJph6rx5ARboZd68 to your boring address of 16193nPH2mS3Q5U2Ui9HMLPxmxR9r4wxu3 so you can ship more of your stuff out of CA.

-Dave

Boring if you can't spot my phone number!



Next giveaway mystery box OF HATE to one of the 50 United States of America (FUCK YEAH!) will be worth ₿0.0049898! Who wants it?

I'd love to be a fellow hater and be the receiver of some if its being offered, lol

Shipped.

Who's up next for giving away or receiving HATE?
copper member
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Hello World.
March 22, 2019, 06:21:10 PM
#46
16193nPH2mS3Q5U2Ui9HMLPxmxR9r4wxu3
Yes your hate filled package caused me to generate a custom address to send from.

Transaction sent from 1FuckYou6cCi3N4D1riJph6rx5ARboZd68 to your boring address of 16193nPH2mS3Q5U2Ui9HMLPxmxR9r4wxu3 so you can ship more of your stuff out of CA.

-Dave

Boring if you can't spot my phone number!



Next giveaway mystery box OF HATE to one of the 50 United States of America (FUCK YEAH!) will be worth ₿0.0049898! Who wants it?

I'd love to be a fellow hater and be the receiver of some if its being offered, lol
legendary
Activity: 3052
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RIP Mommy
March 08, 2019, 10:27:37 PM
#45
16193nPH2mS3Q5U2Ui9HMLPxmxR9r4wxu3
Yes your hate filled package caused me to generate a custom address to send from.

Transaction sent from 1FuckYou6cCi3N4D1riJph6rx5ARboZd68 to your boring address of 16193nPH2mS3Q5U2Ui9HMLPxmxR9r4wxu3 so you can ship more of your stuff out of CA.

-Dave

Boring if you can't spot my phone number!



Next giveaway mystery box OF HATE to one of the 50 United States of America (FUCK YEAH!) will be worth ₿0.0049898! Who wants it?
legendary
Activity: 3458
Merit: 6231
Crypto Swap Exchange
March 08, 2019, 09:00:24 PM
#44
16193nPH2mS3Q5U2Ui9HMLPxmxR9r4wxu3
Yes your hate filled package caused me to generate a custom address to send from.

Transaction sent from 1FuckYou6cCi3N4D1riJph6rx5ARboZd68 to your boring address of 16193nPH2mS3Q5U2Ui9HMLPxmxR9r4wxu3 so you can ship more of your stuff out of CA.

-Dave
legendary
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Crypto Swap Exchange
March 08, 2019, 07:29:10 PM
#43
My god the package came in and now I am a seething pile of rage. It was not a box, the title of this thread said BOX. I know you as a hippie in California did to much LSD in the 60s and you are just sitting there tripping out at the moment but a large padded envelope is not a box. Then I tore it open and fire came out of my ass (although that might have been the buffalo wings I had for lunch. That's right BUFFALO wings as is BUFFALO New York not some lame ass wings with pineapple and guacamole like you CA people eat.)

Back to the padded envelop of love. It's filled with things that are soft. Just like you. Oh, wait something I can strangle someone with and some stabby things too. These can be useful, they probably have your fingerprints on them so the NY cops will think it's just someone from the left coast doing something.

SO now Mr. Butter Zone I need you to POST a REAL Bitcoin address. None of that Segwit crap. You know an address that starts with a 1. So I can send you some BTC so you can continue to send your NON BOX BOXES of California Hippie Love to other people.
Post it right here so people can see it.

-Dave from hate filled NY.

-----> Co-worker taps me on shoulder and reminds me that Woodstock is in NY. Great, it's Friday evening and now I have to go hide his corpse.
legendary
Activity: 3052
Merit: 1031
RIP Mommy
March 03, 2019, 10:18:15 PM
#42
Hate??? Yeah right, you are in the Hippie Commune of California. Just hang out and smoke some more of your hippie weed. You want hate, come out here to New York, we will fuck your shit up. Go play with some rainbows and save some trees. I'll be on Wall Street taking your money for myself. So yeah, send me one of your boxes, lets see if you can even come close to the seething hate of New York.

-Dave

PM sent.

ETA: Address confirmed, shipping tomorrow.

Who's up next for giving away or receiving HATE?
legendary
Activity: 3458
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Crypto Swap Exchange
March 03, 2019, 10:14:06 PM
#41
Hate??? Yeah right, you are in the Hippie Commune of California. Just hang out and smoke some more of your hippie weed. You want hate, come out here to New York, we will fuck your shit up. Go play with some rainbows and save some trees. I'll be on Wall Street taking your money for myself. So yeah, send me one of your boxes, lets see if you can even come close to the seething hate of New York.

-Dave
legendary
Activity: 3052
Merit: 1031
RIP Mommy
February 27, 2019, 02:34:37 PM
#40
0.004 BTC
But because i'm not from the US this one is for the first person to claim it , if this is possible.
I didn't find anything about gifting Mystery boxes of HATE in your Terms of service.
So DM me if you're MAN / WOMAN enough to send this Mystery Boxes OF HATE® to the next User who wants to claim it !

Sent my BTC address for this + the requested email forwarding service.
Paid for both!

The next Mystery Box OF HATE® worth 0.004 BTC is on me
The first User to claim it gets the Mystery Box OF HATE® !

Affirmative, if they can read the OP.
hero member
Activity: 1036
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1KoMmKPMG6xaWcqB8CPP3WJ8avRSVRHtP2
February 27, 2019, 09:25:50 AM
#39
0.004 BTC
But because i'm not from the US this one is for the first person to claim it , if this is possible.
I didn't find anything about gifting Mystery boxes of HATE in your Terms of service.
So DM me if you're MAN / WOMAN enough to send this Mystery Boxes OF HATE® to the next User who wants to claim it !

Sent my BTC address for this + the requested email forwarding service.
Paid for both!

The next Mystery Box OF HATE® worth 0.004 BTC is on me
The first User to claim it gets the Mystery Box OF HATE® !
legendary
Activity: 3052
Merit: 1031
RIP Mommy
February 27, 2019, 03:32:56 AM
#38
0.004 BTC
But because i'm not from the US this one is for the first person to claim it , if this is possible.
I didn't find anything about gifting Mystery boxes of HATE in your Terms of service.
So DM me if you're MAN / WOMAN enough to send this Mystery Boxes OF HATE® to the next User who wants to claim it !

Sent my BTC address for this + the requested email forwarding service.
hero member
Activity: 1036
Merit: 520
1KoMmKPMG6xaWcqB8CPP3WJ8avRSVRHtP2
February 25, 2019, 07:05:53 PM
#37
0.004 BTC
But because i'm not from the US this one is for the first person to claim it , if this is possible.
I didn't find anything about gifting Mystery boxes of HATE in your Terms of service.
So DM me if you're MAN / WOMAN enough to send this Mystery Boxes OF HATE® to the next User who wants to claim it !
legendary
Activity: 3052
Merit: 1031
RIP Mommy
February 25, 2019, 06:45:10 PM
#36
can you make an exception and send me some furniture?

Did I say I make exceptions? READ.

You want furniture, you pick it up after you've paid.
legendary
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RIP Mommy
February 12, 2019, 05:48:33 AM
#35
Can you do an exception and deliver it to Europe?  Kiss

0.015

Did I say I make exceptions? READ.

Unless you want to be contractually bound for the rest of your life to pay it,
don't say any number (which will only be considered a BTC number no matter what, see 20pt text above),
jr. member
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February 12, 2019, 05:44:55 AM
#34
Can you do an exception and deliver it to Europe?  Kiss

0.015
legendary
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RIP Mommy
November 18, 2018, 03:56:37 PM
#33
This was fun

How the fuck would you know? You never bought one!

Just this entire thread- I can get behind some baseless hate now and again!

Bump your post count somewhere else.
legendary
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RIP Mommy
November 09, 2018, 01:07:52 AM
#32
0.003 BTC

Yay random shit for xmas  Roll Eyes

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0.003 BTC

Yay random shit for xmas  Roll Eyes
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PM sent.

ETA: And sold!
full member
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November 08, 2018, 11:45:38 PM
#31
0.003 BTC

Yay random shit for xmas  Roll Eyes

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Yay random shit for xmas  Roll Eyes
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legendary
Activity: 3052
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RIP Mommy
September 18, 2018, 02:23:57 PM
#30
"mystery box of  hate" wasn't that your nickname at school?  Wink

Fuck you, pay me.
legendary
Activity: 3052
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RIP Mommy
September 17, 2018, 01:59:35 PM
#29
Hahhaha funny you ....mystery box of  hate ......am not surprise you ....will say such a thing....

Signature spam somewhere else.
legendary
Activity: 3052
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RIP Mommy
August 23, 2018, 02:47:06 AM
#28
buttslam
The topic is very good, very attractive to viewers. Very sophisticated and especially emotional for the viewer. Do you see that? Your thirst for happiness.

Signature spam somewhere else.
legendary
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RIP Mommy
August 19, 2018, 02:12:53 PM
#27
copper member
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Spear the bees
August 19, 2018, 01:44:46 PM
#26
0.01
newbie
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August 04, 2018, 07:35:32 PM
#25
This is fucking awesome. Really interested. Please pm . I love hate
legendary
Activity: 3052
Merit: 1031
RIP Mommy
July 30, 2018, 11:57:59 PM
#24
0.01 BTC

You have enough funds to 100% reimburse all depositors & buy a mystery box of hate, motherfucker?

vip
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Merit: 1042
👻
July 30, 2018, 11:47:28 PM
#23
0.01 BTC
legendary
Activity: 3052
Merit: 1031
RIP Mommy
June 19, 2018, 11:59:06 PM
#22
buttslam

Sorry, I can't afford your brand of hate.  

I didn't put a minimum, so you're homeless?

I would be if I had to pay for all free hate I tend to attract.  Cheesy

Bump your post count somewhere else or better yet, don't.
legendary
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RIP Mommy
March 23, 2018, 06:44:12 PM
#21
sr. member
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March 23, 2018, 06:40:37 PM
#20
0.03BTC
legendary
Activity: 3052
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RIP Mommy
March 04, 2018, 04:39:49 PM
#19
I'm sorry. But what in the hell is this?!?!?!  Grin

legendary
Activity: 3052
Merit: 1031
RIP Mommy
March 02, 2018, 03:49:32 PM
#18
Can I pay in Roo coin?

Roo coin, not Moo coin? Not only are you dyslexic, you're a traitor to your species!

BTC ONLY, no fucking fiat or shitcoin madness, THIS... IS... BITCOINTALK!
legendary
Activity: 3052
Merit: 1031
RIP Mommy
January 18, 2018, 07:21:29 PM
#17
Is there any  way I can overpay for trash? Cause fuck you, and I want a box.

Are you illiterate, bro?

Just reply to this topic with how much BTC you'll flush down my BTC-plated toilet, as if you've needed an enema since January 3, 2009!
legendary
Activity: 3052
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RIP Mommy
December 28, 2017, 09:37:50 PM
#16
Could you do a poo in a box and then post that to a random address ? People pay extra for glitter I hear. Exploding glitter bombs with poop make good hate gifts.

That's a specific box of hate, not a Mystery Box OF HATE!

The problem is old sport that there is an undefined level of hate in the hate box. I.e - would the recipient of the "box" be painfully blinded permanently ? Or would they be slightly anxious for days over the voodoo spell with dead wood head kind of hated ?

Pick up a dictionary, look up "illegal", then smack yourself in the head with it.
legendary
Activity: 3052
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RIP Mommy
December 08, 2017, 04:43:31 AM
#15
I really have a bad feeling with this one.

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to my mystery boxes OF HATE!
legendary
Activity: 3052
Merit: 1031
RIP Mommy
November 04, 2017, 04:35:06 AM
#14
I have room in my heart for a box of your hate.

If you'd like I have room in other people's hearts for your hate as well.

But you don't want to make room in your wallet? Show me the BTC#!

1J58WZ948mo3QCzhpZKWuVgaYvZQ6tjiTF <- this number has room

How many people do you think will get my mystery boxes OF HATE with only BTC0.00095014? Pathetic.

that's just my inbox

Begging?

legendary
Activity: 3052
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RIP Mommy
November 03, 2017, 02:33:54 PM
#13
buttslam

You are retarded and I will cockslap you soon!

"soon"?

legendary
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RIP Mommy
October 31, 2017, 02:20:27 PM
#12
Hello,

No, Could you send them for worldwide? I'd to ship them to Indonesia.

Best regards,
++

So, you wanted negative feedback, moron? Happy to oblige!

I will pick something(s) ~worth the BTC you send (cost of shipping counts, but packaging is free)
& ship it USPS+delivery confirmation in my United States of America (FUCK YEAH!)
and I hope you will HATE IT
so much you donate it to a thrift store that benefits war criminals!

If you want me to ship outside my United States of America (FUCK YEAH!),
come to America (FUCK YEAH!) like it was the sexiest human alive & go blind!

member
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October 30, 2017, 08:00:00 AM
#11
"Hey Zone"

Hey, Zone, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Hey, Zone, don't be afraid
You were made to go out and get her
The minute you let her under your skin
Then you begin to make it better

And anytime you feel the pain,
Hey, Zone, refrain
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders
For well you know that it's a fool
Who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder

Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah

Hey, Zone, don't let me down
You have found her, now go and get her
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it better

So let it out and let it in,
Hey, Zone, begin
You're waiting for someone to perform with
And don't you know that it's just you,
Hey, Zone, you'll do
The movement you need is on your shoulder

Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah nah yeah

Hey, Zone, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her under your skin
Then you'll begin to make it better, better, better, better, better... oh!

Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, ...Zone
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone(Zone)
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone(yeah, yeah, yeah)
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone(don't make it bad, Zone)
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone(take a sad song and make it better)
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone(oh, Zone)
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone(Zone, hey, Zone, whoa)
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone(ooh)
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Zone[fade out]


0.01BTC
legendary
Activity: 1232
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give me your cryptos
October 22, 2017, 05:08:57 PM
#10
Can I put a number in and pay for international shipping, no refunds/returns/all complications are on me?

Are you going to fly over here & take your box to the post office yourself & sign your name to the customs forms so I can't suffer the complication of being subject to prosecution for perjury? No, asshole? Didn't think so.

Well odds are that neither our fucking governments are smart enough to accept a signed PGP or Bitcoin message to verify my identity.

Gotta love em
legendary
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RIP Mommy
October 22, 2017, 02:47:19 PM
#9
Can I put a number in and pay for international shipping, no refunds/returns/all complications are on me?

Are you going to fly over here & take your box to the post office yourself & sign your name to the customs forms so I can't suffer the complication of being subject to prosecution for perjury? No, asshole? Didn't think so.
legendary
Activity: 1232
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give me your cryptos
October 22, 2017, 05:38:33 AM
#8
What the fuck is this

How long did you spend making this thread

Can I put a number in and pay for international shipping, no refunds/returns/all complications are on me?

Are you a weeb?

I have so many questions
legendary
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RIP Mommy
October 22, 2017, 05:28:50 AM
#7
This whole thread makes me hate you  Angry Angry Grin

No number?

legendary
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RIP Mommy
October 18, 2017, 04:31:46 AM
#6
have to say i am a bit disappointed.
I thought you ship some jack-in the box which will throw poo in the room when you open it.
Or it contains butter-acid which is being unsealed once the package is opened.
Some presents for the guys you don't like Tongue

Disappointed that I won't commit a federal crime?

What a boring service! I want to send hate to someone else, not for myself!

How am I to tell if the address you give me to send to is yours or not, MORON!?

Because i am honest person, baka!

Who cares? Are you going to pay me to send a mystery box of hate or are you going to keep smacking your dick in car doors?
legendary
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RIP Mommy
October 18, 2017, 01:01:39 AM
#5
I am thoroughly confused.

If you don't want a mystery box OF HATE, then fuck off!

Fuck you, fuck you're mystery box, and most importantly fuck your couch.

0.01 BTC

Sold!

Who's next in line for your hate to lead to suffering?
legendary
Activity: 2254
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October 17, 2017, 09:11:03 PM
#4
I am thoroughly confused.

If you don't want a mystery box OF HATE, then fuck off!

Fuck you, fuck you're mystery box, and most importantly fuck your couch.

0.01 BTC
legendary
Activity: 3052
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RIP Mommy
October 17, 2017, 09:02:36 PM
#3
I am thoroughly confused.

If you don't want a mystery box OF HATE, then fuck off!
legendary
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RIP Mommy
October 12, 2017, 01:02:25 AM
#2
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Hash: SHA256

I still have never done drugs or drank more than a few sips of alcohol in my life.
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Screencap https://myanimelist.net/anime/31404/Netoge_no_Yome_wa_Onnanoko_ja_Nai_to_Omotta
Dicksmack https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuAi-DqLZXQ
my United States of America https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UWX5Yp7UTQ
Fuck Yeah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
this... is... https://youtu.be/4Prc1UfuokY
Brown https://www.bizjournals.com/louisville/stories/2002/02/04/daily35.html
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October 12, 2017, 12:56:19 AM
#1


Hey dicksmacks, these are mystery boxes OF HATE, not specific boxes of orgiastic pleasure!

I will pick something(s) ~worth the BTC you send (cost of shipping counts, but packaging is free)
& ship it in my United States of America (FUCK YEAH!)
and I hope you will HATE IT
so much you donate it to a thrift store that benefits war criminals!

If you want me to ship outside my United States of America (FUCK YEAH!),
come to America (FUCK YEAH!) like it was the sexiest human alive & go blind!


Minimum & maximum order amount?
Just reply to this topic with how much BTC you'll flush down my BTC-plated toilet, as if you've needed an enema since January 3, 2009!

BTC ONLY, no fucking fiat or shitcoin madness, THIS... IS... BITCOINTALK!

Unless you want to be contractually bound for the rest of your life to pay it,
don't say any number (which will only be considered a BTC number no matter what, see 20pt text above),
because I get reply notifications via email that show exactly what you said,
and if the number you gave was just enough to cover my mystery box OF HATE,
and you refuse to pay and/or try to pretend you didn't say that number, like you're a scumbag politician (but I repeat myself),
I will drop negative ratings like sick beats, with screenshots & risked BTC!

No, Stares-At-Eclipses-Without-Eye-Protection, I'm not going to ship you vehicles, furniture, items illegal to possess, perishable food, and others that are illegal to ship (or cost more to ship than the actual item/s) via USPS, common carrier, or carrier pigeon, but if you want to meet a pigeon, they'll show you what brown will do for YOU...R FACE!

NO EXCEPTIONS!

I will PM you, you won't PM me unless I see your reply on this topic & PM you first.

Local rule: Be as much of a piece of shit troll spawned from Beelzebub's asshole as the forum mods will let you, on this topic! You know you want to!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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