Topic: New 5000 TH/s Bitcoin Miner powered by Lightning (Read 3079 times)
I'll take 20, and i'll pay 5 x over price if you sell to me and nobody else.
And this is exactly how I viewed BFL and their supposed 1TH/s mini rig for $30,000 almost a year ago.
Hind sight is 20-20 but current sight can be 20-20 if you pull your head out of where the sun don't shine.
Hind sight is 20-20 but current sight can be 20-20 if you pull your head out of where the sun don't shine.
If I preorder now, can I sell my preorder for 10X the price on ebay or the bitcointalk.org forums?
If not, i'm not interested.
If not, i'm not interested.
If only...
I'm beginning to think the lightning box picture is just a mac mini. But just in case I've sent the 100BTC upgrade fee.
For those of you GENIUSES that pre-ordered, you can now add-on 1000 TH/s Upgrades for only 100 BTC!
Send us ur moneyz NOW!
Send us ur moneyz NOW!
For those of you GENIUSES that pre-ordered, you can now add-on 1000 TH/s Upgrades for only 100 BTC!
Send us ur moneyz NOW!
Send us ur moneyz NOW!
b-but it doesn't have a liquid nitrogen generator!
Our independent studies show that mining rigs with liquid nitrogen generation systems actually have a lower hashrate due to inefficient energy usage.
b-but it doesn't have a liquid nitrogen generator!
take my money
b-but it doesn't have a liquid nitrogen generator!
Does it have the flux capacitor working?
Can the box travel back to 2010 and mine for me from back then?
If so, I am in!
Can the box travel back to 2010 and mine for me from back then?
If so, I am in!
Flux Capacitor will be an available Add-on after the 3rd Batch. Currently in testing phase and moderately stable.
This goes to show anybody who buys ASICMINER is INSANE!! Why would anybody invest in a block eruptor
Does it have the flux capacitor working?
Can the box travel back to 2010 and mine for me from back then?
If so, I am in!
Can the box travel back to 2010 and mine for me from back then?
If so, I am in!
Flux Capacitor will be an available Add-on after the 3rd Batch. Currently in testing phase and moderately stable.
Does it have the flux capacitor working?
Can the box travel back to 2010 and mine for me from back then?
If so, I am in!
Can the box travel back to 2010 and mine for me from back then?
If so, I am in!
WHERE DO I SEND MY BTC!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T FIND ADDRESS.
GIVE ME LIGHNING BOX NOW.
GIVE ME LIGHNING BOX NOW.
The box looks very expensive.
And guess what? It's Made in China 
While it is true these state-of-the-art Bitcoin generators are put together by very inexpensive child laborers in the mountains of Beijing, the parts are created by fire-breathing dragons in Mexico with the assistance of gnomes and trolls.
If I strap it to my car, and travel at 88mph, will pre pre-mine at last years difficulty?
Not necessary, the is an automatic difficulty minimization feature
Looks nice, but is it cooled by liquid nitrogen?
It is cooled by the tears of a 1000 GPU miners
If I send you 500BTC, can I also send you an extra 1000BTC just as a thank you gift? Will you accept it?
Minimum donation is 2000 BTC
If I send you 500BTC, can I also send you an extra 1000BTC just as a thank you gift? Will you accept it?
If I strap it to my car, and travel at 88mph, will pre pre-mine at last years difficulty?
Does it include the lightning rods?
How much is the preorder?
How much is the preorder?
The box looks very expensive.
And guess what? It's Made in China
Looks nice, but is it cooled by liquid nitrogen?
The box looks very expensive.
Not nearly as expensive as it should be considering you don't even have to plug it in. All that is required is a thunderstorm once a year just set it outside in the rain and it's negative ion emitter will build up a static cloud which attracts the Lightning. Once activated, the machine will actually spit out Casascius coins like a slot machine in Vegas.
Are you including some fire extinguishers with the Miner?
The box has an internal temperature monitor and fire elimination system combined with fire resistant shell made from compacted unicorn horns covered with alien dung (strongest glue known) mixed with titanium particles. Once dry, the case is buffed to a shiny off-white as pictured. The lightning bolt appears to indicate successful operation.
The box looks very expensive.
Not nearly as expensive as it should be considering you don't even have to plug it in. All that is required is a thunderstorm once a year just set it outside in the rain and it's negative ion emitter will build up a static cloud which attracts the Lightning. Once activated, the machine will actually spit out Casascius coins like a slot machine in Vegas.
Are you including some fire extinguishers with the Miner?
The box has an internal temperature monitor and fire elimination system combined with fire resistant shell made from compacted unicorn horns covered with alien dung (strongest glue known) mixed with titanium particles. Once dry, the case is buffed to a shiny off-white as pictured. The lightning bolt appears to indicate successful operation.
The box looks very expensive.
Not nearly as expensive as it should be considering you don't even have to plug it in. All that is required is a thunderstorm once a year just set it outside in the rain and it's negative ion emitter will build up a static cloud which attracts the Lightning. Once activated, the machine will actually spit out Casascius coins like a slot machine in Vegas.
Are you including some fire extinguishers with the Miner?
Estimated Deliver date for pre-orders is around April 1, 2140 A.D.
The box looks very expensive.
Not nearly as expensive as it should be considering you don't even have to plug it in. All that is required is a thunderstorm once a year just set it outside in the rain and it's negative ion emitter will build up a static cloud which attracts the Lightning. Once activated, the machine will actually spit out Casascius coins like a slot machine in Vegas.
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The box looks very expensive.
The Lightning Box©
Accepting Pre-orders Now only 500 BTC BTC
Photograph of The Lightning Box in Action
First 100 Pre-orders get a Free Bumper Sticker and koozie
Accepting Pre-orders Now only 500 BTC BTC
Photograph of The Lightning Box in Action
First 100 Pre-orders get a Free Bumper Sticker and koozie
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