Topic: New ASIC project (Read 4758 times)
I'll just call this a three way tie
I made that joke earlier.
Whoever is with the higher post count wins
Whoever has the oldest Bitcoin transaction wins.
The last one to post in this pyramid wins.
I made that joke earlier.
Whoever is with the higher post count wins
Whoever has the oldest Bitcoin transaction wins.
I made that joke earlier.
Whoever is with the higher post count wins
I made that joke earlier.
When will you be flying a couple people over to your facility so that we can verify your hardware exists?
I personally verified the hardware exists using theory and reasoning over a period of 28.7689 days.
What more do you want? Jeez...
You'd be more credible if you'd tell him to shut up and call him an idiotic troll. Jis sayin'.
When will you be flying a couple people over to your facility so that we can verify your hardware exists?
I personally verified the hardware exists using theory and reasoning over a period of 28.7689 days.
What more do you want? Jeez...
When will you be flying a couple people over to your facility so that we can verify your hardware exists?
This thread is full of everything but usefull info 
So it's exactly like any other thread in the "Custom Hardware" subforum.
YUUUUUUP
The end of the world is tomorrow so ASICs won't really matter sooon 
This thread is full of everything but usefull info
So it's exactly like any other thread in the "Custom Hardware" subforum.
This thread is full of everything but usefull info
Wow this thread got thoroughly de-railed
Before I buy your chips, do they come with vacuum packed chilli sauce? 
Feel free to ask me any questions about this new company and I'll answer honestly by saying your an idiot for not investing in them sooner and pat myself on the back for being an early adopter.
So, about this new company- I've got a quessio... ohh, never mind
Sorry. Your right, my wrong. Damn right Im right, I just ordered another 100 because you dared to think about asking me a question.
HAHAHAHA Im so smart, look @ me anonymous internet millionaire making more money because idiot forum members are to skeptical.
Feel free to ask me any questions about this new company and I'll answer honestly by saying your an idiot for not investing in them sooner and pat myself on the back for being an early adopter.
So, about this new company- I've got a quessio... ohh, never mind
Sorry. Your right, my wrong. 
holy crap batman! i did not see that coming!
I'm starting my own chip company.
We currently have 2 models.
12 Red Pepper - 12Ghash $200
128 Giant Mixed Doubles - 128Ghash - $18,000
Products to be ready in May 2013
Web site in wordpress soon to come.
We only accept bitcoins and shipping, if ever, will be on a first come first serve basis.
If you have any questions, I'd gladly reply within 48... business days.
We currently have 2 models.
12 Red Pepper - 12Ghash $200
128 Giant Mixed Doubles - 128Ghash - $18,000
Products to be ready in May 2013
Web site in wordpress soon to come.
We only accept bitcoins and shipping, if ever, will be on a first come first serve basis.
If you have any questions, I'd gladly reply within 48... business days.
Hi, Im a billionaire from Turkey, I just hopped a plan and flew over to meet deathcode in person and inspect their plant.
I have to say Im impressed and I have already pre-ordered 250 "Giant Mixed Doubles".
Feel free to ask me any questions about this new company and I'll answer honestly by saying your an idiot for not investing in them sooner and pat myself on the back for being an early adopter.
This company is far ahead of that train wreck BFL - BFL have not even struck the issues these guys did 3 months ago - they will definitely ship first.
You can confirm this with Inaba as he is my gimp/ private jet pilot and was there for the meeting (chained and in leather of course).
Ah, I thought it was some weird disease. What a relief .
.You thought right, "MENTAL" disease
you should see the peep`s that are trying to look like friggin demons and shit. horns etc...
thats mental!
Is your design hand-routed? Thats VERY IMPORTANT!
Can i trade in my layer lays chips??
Giveme a date so i can sell my rigs upfront so i don,t get the dumpprices@ebay
Witch nr in pre-list-line am i gone be on..
Thanks already for the maybe and donn,t worry answers you will provide to the community..
I am trolling this tread okay..
Giveme a date so i can sell my rigs upfront so i don,t get the dumpprices@ebay
Witch nr in pre-list-line am i gone be on..
Thanks already for the maybe and donn,t worry answers you will provide to the community..
I am trolling this tread okay..
Ah, I thought it was some weird disease. What a relief .
.You thought right, "MENTAL" disease
Ah, I thought it was some weird disease. What a relief .
. 
Wow, sorry for the off topic (or not, given that this is a junk thread) but, what's the name of that?
Other than "stupid"
Subdermal Implants 
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/subdermal-implant
Wow, sorry for the off topic (or not, given that this is a junk thread) but, what's the name of that?
holy crap, why would anyone want to do that to themselfs?
The only human bitcoin miner keeps all his chips at a constant 98.6o F.
Photoshop needed to change tattoo to a Bitcoin symbol and place a USB port possibly at the elbow.
Photoshop needed to change tattoo to a Bitcoin symbol and place a USB port possibly at the elbow.
this is what happens when you over clock them
water cooled
water cooled
Just wanted to say a massive thank you to everyone in this thread.... you have made me smile and made my day ty
i might have a slight improvement on your chip design.... by adding crinkles you gain a larger surface area in which to spread the hashes out on...
tyi might have a slight improvement on your chip design.... by adding crinkles you gain a larger surface area in which to spread the hashes out on...
Yeah, this is not gonna be a good fit with standard heatsinks. You might want to redesign that.
ok redesign the heat sink based on the George Formen grill, problem solved?
AWESOMNESS
But..........dosen't George have a patent
Once my two-sided chips are delivered from the FAB, my staff will be installing them into the two-sided mining rigs. The way ordering will work is that I will ship out a third of the rig to everybody at the back of the line first, then the second third to those in the middle of the line, and the final third to those at the front of line. Nobody has to pay until everybody gets their rigs. All chips used will be fully-full-full-fully-custom-custom fully. The FCC has already approved our chips and rigs, but there is a warning: Please do not put more than three in parallel like so:
They claim it has something to do with buffering the whales mating calls during mating season in the Pacific.
FAQ:
Q: How are the chips cooled?
A: You're a fuckin' idiot!
Q: Was that called for?
A: Yellow, but blue will work also.
Q: When will you be shipping?
A: Minecraft.
Q: Purple.
A: Does anybody else hear elevator music?
Q: When are you going to address Bruno's questions?
A: My sockpuppets are now going to report this thread.
I am Furry, hear me roar!
They claim it has something to do with buffering the whales mating calls during mating season in the Pacific.
FAQ:
Q: How are the chips cooled?
A: You're a fuckin' idiot!
Q: Was that called for?
A: Yellow, but blue will work also.
Q: When will you be shipping?
A: Minecraft.
Q: Purple.
A: Does anybody else hear elevator music?
Q: When are you going to address Bruno's questions?
A: My sockpuppets are now going to report this thread.
I am Furry, hear me roar!
ROFL
How about oil cooling:
?
No problems with thermal resistance of thermal paste.
?No problems with thermal resistance of thermal paste.
Omg I just got the munchies BAD.
Thanks a lot!
Thanks a lot!
Just wanted to say a massive thank you to everyone in this thread.... you have made me smile and made my day ty
i might have a slight improvement on your chip design.... by adding crinkles you gain a larger surface area in which to spread the hashes out on...
tyi might have a slight improvement on your chip design.... by adding crinkles you gain a larger surface area in which to spread the hashes out on...
Yeah, this is not gonna be a good fit with standard heatsinks. You might want to redesign that.
ok redesign the heat sink based on the George Formen grill, problem solved?
Just wanted to say a massive thank you to everyone in this thread.... you have made me smile and made my day ty
i might have a slight improvement on your chip design.... by adding crinkles you gain a larger surface area in which to spread the hashes out on...
tyi might have a slight improvement on your chip design.... by adding crinkles you gain a larger surface area in which to spread the hashes out on...
Yeah, this is not gonna be a good fit with standard heatsinks. You might want to redesign that.
Just wanted to say a massive thank you to everyone in this thread.... you have made me smile and made my day ty
i might have a slight improvement on your chip design.... by adding crinkles you gain a larger surface area in which to spread the hashes out on...
tyi might have a slight improvement on your chip design.... by adding crinkles you gain a larger surface area in which to spread the hashes out on...
Once my two-sided chips are delivered from the FAB, my staff will be installing them into the two-sided mining rigs. The way ordering will work is that I will ship out a third of the rig to everybody at the back of the line first, then the second third to those in the middle of the line, and the final third to those at the front of line. Nobody has to pay until everybody gets their rigs. All chips used will be fully-full-full-fully-custom-custom fully. The FCC has already approved our chips and rigs, but there is a warning: Please do not put more than three in parallel like so:
They claim it has something to do buffering the whales mating calls during mating season in the Pacific.
FAQ:
Q: How are the chips cooled?
A: You're a fuckin' idiot!
Q: Was that called for?
A: Yellow, but blue will work also.
Q: When will you be shipping?
A: Minecraft.
Q: Purple.
A: Does anybody else hear elevator music?
Q: When are you going to address Bruno's questions?
A: My sockpuppets are now going to report this thread.
I am Furry, hear me roar!
They claim it has something to do buffering the whales mating calls during mating season in the Pacific.
FAQ:
Q: How are the chips cooled?
A: You're a fuckin' idiot!
Q: Was that called for?
A: Yellow, but blue will work also.
Q: When will you be shipping?
A: Minecraft.
Q: Purple.
A: Does anybody else hear elevator music?
Q: When are you going to address Bruno's questions?
A: My sockpuppets are now going to report this thread.
I am Furry, hear me roar!
The USB connector on our ASIC will be.... ON THE BOTTOM!!!!
Of course it's on the bottom because if it was on top and they were connected in parallel as so...
...doubling as a railroad spur, the connection would be severed by an oncoming train.
The USB connector on our ASIC will be.... ON THE BOTTOM!!!!
That's genius, the bits will fall into the cable much faster due to gravity.
And 6X faster on the moon due to 1/6 the gravity there. You can't get nothin' pass our asses. It was my grandfather's Kansas chicken that provided the feather that went to the moon to prove such a feat is fact.
The USB connector on our ASIC will be.... ON THE BOTTOM!!!!
That's genius, the bits will fall into the cable much faster due to gravity.
Once my two-sided chips are delivered from the FAB, my staff will be installing them into the two-sided mining rigs. The way ordering will work is that I will ship out a third of the rig to everybody at the back of the line first, then the second third to those in the middle of the line, and the final third to those at the front of line. Nobody has to pay until everybody gets their rigs. All chips used will be fully-full-full-fully-custom-custom fully. The FCC has already approved our chips and rigs, but there is a warning: Please do not put more than three in parallel like so:
They claim it has something to do with buffering the whales mating calls during mating season in the Pacific.
FAQ:
Q: How are the chips cooled?
A: You're a fuckin' idiot!
Q: Was that called for?
A: Yellow, but blue will work also.
Q: When will you be shipping?
A: Minecraft.
Q: Purple.
A: Does anybody else hear elevator music?
Q: When are you going to address Bruno's questions?
A: My sockpuppets are now going to report this thread.
I am Furry, hear me roar!
They claim it has something to do with buffering the whales mating calls during mating season in the Pacific.
FAQ:
Q: How are the chips cooled?
A: You're a fuckin' idiot!
Q: Was that called for?
A: Yellow, but blue will work also.
Q: When will you be shipping?
A: Minecraft.
Q: Purple.
A: Does anybody else hear elevator music?
Q: When are you going to address Bruno's questions?
A: My sockpuppets are now going to report this thread.
I am Furry, hear me roar!
This topic illustrating the situation very well
will you have a buy 3 get 2 deal?
You think your three-sided chip is badass, take a look at my soon to be developed two-sided chip:
The above rendition is TM, therefore don't steal it.
The above rendition is TM, therefore don't steal it.
Ok, since there have been over 50 views on this reply in a mere 5 minutes, I will post an exclusive top secret photo of the chip design but please do not ask for more information as the R&D team is working under strict secrecy.
Here it is:
This is all we have so far and we know the triangular design was chosen to reduce costs, you know, one less side is always cheaper than a full square.
I will keep you informed as we have more information to release.
Here it is:
This is all we have so far and we know the triangular design was chosen to reduce costs, you know, one less side is always cheaper than a full square.
I will keep you informed as we have more information to release.
Ooh! Ooh! I know what that is! Its a Pentium!
Fuck, I've never wanted a dorito more in my life.
^^It seems my security concerns were justified.^^
I want that chip
This thread changed from making me chuckle to making me hungry in like .5 seconds flat.
I hope you have some elaborate security to protect your chip design.
I'm concerned someone might take a bite out of your profit margins.
http://instantrimshot.com/ I'm concerned someone might take a bite out of your profit margins.
I hope you have some elaborate security to protect your chip design.
I'm concerned someone might take a bite out of your profit margins.
I'm concerned someone might take a bite out of your profit margins.
is it powered by a USB phone charger or what WE NEED TO KNOW,
and pictures, pictures or renders
and pictures, pictures or renders
They see me trollin....
seems legit
I'm starting my own chip company.
We currently have 2 models.
12 Red Pepper - 12Ghash $200
128 Giant Mixed Doubles - 128Ghash - $18,000
Products to be ready in May 2013
Web site in wordpress soon to come.
We only accept bitcoins and shipping, if ever, will be on a first come first serve basis.
If you have any questions, I'd gladly reply within 48... business days.
We currently have 2 models.
12 Red Pepper - 12Ghash $200
128 Giant Mixed Doubles - 128Ghash - $18,000
Products to be ready in May 2013
Web site in wordpress soon to come.
We only accept bitcoins and shipping, if ever, will be on a first come first serve basis.
If you have any questions, I'd gladly reply within 48... business days.
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