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Topic: New electronic anal beads and butt plug on amazon (Read 1630 times)
Well, so long as you're having clean fun.
My first thought when I saw the thread title was "at least it's not a used electronic butt plug". Now, I'm thinking "why the Hell do you assume that any random shaft-like object should be inserted into your butt?" Protip: Only insert objects into your butt if they are properly designed anal sex toys or medical appliances. Doing so will reduce the chance of ER staff laughing at you by 98%.
Prude, open up a little bit. I'll take care of the rest
My first thought when I saw the thread title was "at least it's not a used electronic butt plug". Now, I'm thinking "why the Hell do you assume that any random shaft-like object should be inserted into your butt?" Protip: Only insert objects into your butt if they are properly designed anal sex toys or medical appliances. Doing so will reduce the chance of ER staff laughing at you by 98%.
*vomits*
WTF is that?
WTF is that?
okay, that's a hair styler not an electronic butt plug 
and most importantly why were you searching amazon for a butt plug?
and most importantly why were you searching amazon for a butt plug?
+1
Good point! They're cheaper on Overstock and...wait for it...they accept bitcoins.
okay, that's a hair styler not an electronic butt plug
and most importantly why were you searching amazon for a butt plug?
and most importantly why were you searching amazon for a butt plug?
Hahaha, lemme guess, have you watched the film "Bruno", that's why you instantly associated that hair styler as something that you can insert in your butt? 
In the movie, I think they used a bottle too, and they use a vacuum cleaner to dry up their pubic hair.
In the movie, I think they used a bottle too, and they use a vacuum cleaner to dry up their pubic hair. I saw the movie but don't remember that lol
Hahaha, lemme guess, have you watched the film "Bruno", that's why you instantly associated that hair styler as something that you can insert in your butt? In the movie, I think they used a bottle too, and they use a vacuum cleaner and a blow drier if I remember correctly to dry up their pubic hair.
In the movie, I think they used a bottle too, and they use a vacuum cleaner and a blow drier if I remember correctly to dry up their pubic hair. A butt plug for what? A giraffe? Looks more like a dildo than a buttplug.
I meant anal beads
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A butt plug for what? A giraffe? Looks more like a dildo than a buttplug.
It's a freakin' hair styler, dumbass.
Lol wahtt
They obviously know what it looks like
It's a freakin' hair styler, dumbass.
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