Topic: [NEWS] Alarm Clock Masterbation (Read 1264 times)

On a side note, let's invent a Johnson Alarm Clock (JAC) for us guys to slowly awake us from slumber. We can even give it a voice. I'm thinkin' Siri with the Star Trek computer voice, and for those who swing on a different vine, HAL, as in: Goodmorning, David. Hope you slept well. It's almost time to get up and start your day, but first ...

Be careful protokol some MEN may call you LOL
They DO use those sex devices for women too.
But..
You have a new career / business now
All those years of playing Fruit-Ninja is going to pay off ..tap & swipe !

In case you guys are feeling left out and don't want to put women's sex toys in your bum ?
I present to you the Vajankle !



Admit it guys you always fantasized about fucking a severed foot

Be careful protokol some MEN may call you LOL
They DO use those sex devices for women too.
But..
You have a new career / business now
All those years of playing Fruit-Ninja is going to pay off ..tap & swipe !

In case you guys are feeling left out and don't want to put women's sex toys in your bum ?
I present to you the Vajankle !



Admit it guys you always fantasized about fucking a severed foot

What a rip off.

Ladies of BCT, I will offer my services to you for a fraction of the price. For the small fee of only £29 per year I will personally creep into your room every morning, at the time of your choosing, and proceed to fingerbang you until you awake, fresh as a daisy and ready for a productive day ahead! I will even offer to supervise the making of your breakfast (Unfortunately I can't actually make breakfast, my fingers will be sticky and unsuitable for culinary activities).

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The Little Rooster costs £69.00 ($92)

Probably hearing that alarm clock when you wake up in the morning is just one of the worst things ever as soon as you start your day. Not only it is annoying, but it's also an unwelcome reminder that you have to get yourself out of bed, and get on with the day.

But what if you could wake up in the morning to a mind-blowing frenzy? An alarm clock called Little Rooster aims to make your mornings feel so much better, by helping you achieve just that.

The Little Rooster, is a sex toy designed as an alarm clock, as the name implies. The device has 27 levels of 'ultra quiet' levels of peaking intensity, as well as three loud ones, for those who are deep sleepers. To use it, a lady has to wear the device inside her underwear. The device will start stimulating the person's sensitive parts down there five minutes before the alarm time. With this, once it reaches the set alarm time, the user will climax, leading to a truly awakening feeling. However, as YourTango puts it, some might even stay in bed longer just to continue enjoying the sensations.

While the device is obviously designed for women, we kind of think it should not necessarily just be limited for the ladies' enjoyment and pleasure.

The Little Rooster costs £69.00 ($92) for those who are interested in purchasing a unit for their next sleepytime. Delivery within the United States and United Kingdom is free, while it will set back £7 those who are not in these destinations. You can visit the Little Rooster store by clicking on the source link below.