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Topic: [☺NSFW☺] Your next generation pleasure toy (Read 2849 times)

sr. member
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Fighting Liquid with Liquid
I always wondered who designed that kind of stuff. Nice to meet you.

this! hilarious
sr. member
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You probably should try to do it for like 10 - 20 btc because I don't think that you will get 60. :/
hero member
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NEED CRYPTO CODER? COIN DEVELOPER? PM US FOR HELP!
There are plenty of those kinds already and by the way who gave you this shitty idea Huh i would suggest you to invest your time and  money in something beneficial for the community !!!
newbie
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Hey,

I added the 3d model for the device.

Sorry have not much time right now. I have to write tests for my bachelor.
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Writer $0.10/word +
Reading this, one would infer that there is a lack of pussy directly proportional to the amount of you BTC have - unless of course you're Ms. Colorado (or wherever it was).

You should have it play this song: http://youtu.be/tx1mryKqvT8
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I might order one when you start selling...
jr. member
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I always wondered who designed that kind of stuff. Nice to meet you.
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Good luck guys!
legendary
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Vile Vixen and Miss Bitcointalk 2021-2023
Since I live with my parents my problem is a sex partner who makes noise, not one that does not.   

Ofcourse you can turn off the sound.
Or use headphones. This thing needs a headphone jack. Which I promise not to plug into a 500W amplifier pointed at my neighbour's house. Wink
newbie
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Since I live with my parents my problem is a sex partner who makes noise, not one that does not.   

Ofcourse you can turn off the sound.
hero member
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Life is a taxable event
Since I live with my parents my problem is a sex partner who makes noise, not one that does not.   
newbie
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That is such a bad planning, It should be much more detailed,


My scam sensor is buzzing

As I have seen there is an interest my friend is going to a 3d modeler who will make us a concept model.
This should not take more than 7 days. If you have any concerns you can wait for the model arrive.

For the production I know few manufactors in east china where I let made custom mobile phone porches.
They are also able to build technical products as long it is not a high tech product.

I will release a more understandable plan with the 3d model.
hero member
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Life is a taxable event
A prototype for demo purposes should not need this amount of BTC poured in it.

There is no detail in the description either.


In other news:

Give me 5000BTC and I will make you a robotic sex slave that looks just like a real woman.

sr. member
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ok you win, no sounds...but they do have the soothing image of a carp!
that should account for something, no?
newbie
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They have the mini travelling version as well! (Petit SOM)
http://www.somjapan.com/us/petit_som

And where are the sounds/moans? Cheesy
sr. member
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hate to tell it to ya, but you've been beaten:
www.somjapan.com
(who else  Grin)

My device wont be that big. It should be in a handy device.
Look what monster devices they are selling.
http://www.somjapan.com/som.html

They have the mini travelling version as well! (Petit SOM)
http://www.somjapan.com/us/petit_som
newbie
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hate to tell it to ya, but you've been beaten:
www.somjapan.com
(who else  Grin)




My device wont be that big. It should be a handy device.
Look what monster devices they are selling.
http://www.somjapan.com/som.html
sr. member
Activity: 308
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hate to tell it to ya, but you've been beaten:
www.somjapan.com
(who else  Grin)
newbie
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Damn, what a sophisticated piece of engineering. And just 60 BTC. We should consider buying it.  Grin
newbie
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Somebody beat you to it ages ago.

http://www.roboticblowjob.com/shop/autoblow?gclid=CJb8q8rsorwCFYrjwgodzU0AFw

*cough*

Also put a NSFW tag Grin

Our device features audio functionality not seen in any of those devices, at least I have not found one.
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Somebody beat you to it ages ago.

http://www.roboticblowjob.com/shop/autoblow?gclid=CJb8q8rsorwCFYrjwgodzU0AFw

*cough*

Also put a NSFW tag Grin

Does it need one? Title's a bit of a giveaway anyway.
legendary
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Vile Vixen and Miss Bitcointalk 2021-2023
I'm sure the variable moaning speed will be based on user performance. Also, unsatisfactory performance will elicit random disparaging comments in your choice of English or German. (But if you order now, you'll receive the French language add-on absolutely free!) Grin
legendary
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Somebody beat you to it ages ago.

http://www.roboticblowjob.com/shop/autoblow?gclid=CJb8q8rsorwCFYrjwgodzU0AFw

*cough*

Also put a NSFW tag Grin
legendary
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
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We want to build a Hands Free Masturbation Device which moans in a variable speed.

Quit reading here so that I could read it five more times.

Sizes? Colors? Can the variable speeds be set to random? Price point? Can I get one that smells like a...

sr. member
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New generation scam? Cheesy

"vote"
legendary
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Vile Vixen and Miss Bitcointalk 2021-2023
Um, I'm no expert on male masturbation devices, but how exactly is it "hands free"? Wouldn't that require, like, a tripod or something? Huh
full member
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omg  Grin
newbie
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Hey people,

I am a 25 year old Physicist  from germany so please forgive me my bad english.

My friend and I want to release a new product for your pleasure, for this I may need your support.

We want to build a Hands Free Masturbation Device which moans in a variable speed.

You can upload new moans into the device so you won't have to hear the same girl twice Cheesy

Also it is possible to record moans of your girlfriend so she willl pleasure your dick even she is on the other side of the earth.


To produce the magical pussy we need approximately 60 btcs.

12 btcs will be reserved for the developement and the 48 btcs will be used for manufactering.

It will be sold for a price of approximately 35$.

Everyone who donate us more than 0.035 Btcs are going to get the first batch for free BUT with a special present.  

Please pm us your btc address before donating so we can handle this correctly.


Now please chose between the possible names of the device.


Vote for:

BTCs:

1.  „Soun(d)gasmus“     19rmf73X2bvF3G19v9frouh4WD1ZWoCkhi

Check here:       https://blockchain.info/address/19rmf73X2bvF3G19v9frouh4WD1ZWoCkhi

2.  „Stereogasmus“       1KxdjWPocH2hjBqvxRJ4vBesLH5EeDPfLp

Check here:       https://blockchain.info/address/1KxdjWPocH2hjBqvxRJ4vBesLH5EeDPfLp


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