Hi I'm a 12 year old boy and I love bitcoins.
Two years ago, I started investing and I knew in my heart that I could not be wrong. My father was a brutal man and bitcoins were the only fortress I could muster. My mother was a man, and she did not approve of me buying bitcoins at the time.
The night it all began, My father was chewing the bark of out backyard tree, mother said stop. Father insisted. He chewed an entire ring around the tree and mother was furious. That is why I brought my first bitcoins.
I know the price will continue to go up. Was I wrong to do what I did? Am I a bad person? What are life's questions?
please donate to save my mothers trees: 14uFyjP5rVBYojb7pQKS5MdCcomEF4K8Qp
REPLYI am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she says it's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn't answer, and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her that anymore. The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I go to sleep.
The doctors gave me an artificial body. My body is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us havin' no money or insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said employers don't hire crying people. I said, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap body. Mommy always gives me hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap, and it chafes her real bad.
I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this e-mail or send me bitcoins. Dr. Johansen said if you foward this e-mail then Bill Gates will team up with AOL and do a survey with NASA. Then the astronauts will collect prayers from school children all over America and take them up to space so that the angels can hear them better. Then they will go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection in church and send the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me better then.
Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Or maybe just use my lungs and heart, when the doctors make them. The doctors said that every time you foward this letter, the astronauts can take another prayer to the angels. Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my leaves to rot before I turn 10.
If you don't foward this e-mail, that's OK. Mommy says you're a mean heartless person who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She says that she hopes that you stew in the raw pit of your own guilt-ridden stomach. What kind of wretched person are you that you can't take five lousy minutes to forward this to all your friends so that they can feel guilt and shame for the rest of their day, and then maybe help a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy?
Please help me. This really sucks. I try to be happy but it's hard. I wish I had a puppy. I wish I could hold a puppy.
Thank you, Billy Evans.
Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to
become a potato. I know there’s a million
people out there just like me, but I promise you
I’m different.
On September26th, I’m moving to
Ireland; home of the greatest potatoes. I've
already cut off my arms, and now slide on my
stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not
be a potato yet, but I promise you if you give
me a chance and the support I need, I will become
the greatest potato. Please Please tip me
as much BTC as possible.
That would be your helping hand in making me
achieve my Potato goal!
I want to become a potatoe!