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Topic: Oh my god, I LOVE ARMORY! ARMORY SAVED MY BITCOINS FROM GETTING STOLEN! (Read 1021 times)

legendary
Activity: 1946
Merit: 1007
yes I like armory
wallet offline
good to use.

thanks to armory.
hero member
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Merit: 504
If your edit out "five years later", the whole story will be much more believable.

I'm not trying to make it believable Tongue

Well, for all we know, in five years it'll take three months to synchronize with the network, so that's a plus

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legendary
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Merit: 1053
Please do not PM me loan requests!
If your edit out "five years later", the whole story will be much more believable.

I'm not trying to make it believable Tongue

Well, for all we know, in five years it'll take three months to synchronize with the network, so that's a plus
hero member
Activity: 826
Merit: 504
I like the "five years later the cops start working on it" lol. Lazy cops.

I forgot to tell you, this was in 'merka
legendary
Activity: 1456
Merit: 1010
Ad maiora!
I like the "five years later the cops start working on it" lol. Lazy cops.
hero member
Activity: 826
Merit: 504
How can I import public keys into armory?

File >> Import
sr. member
Activity: 378
Merit: 250
How can I import public keys into armory?
hero member
Activity: 826
Merit: 504
If your edit out "five years later", the whole story will be much more believable.

I'm not trying to make it believable Tongue
hero member
Activity: 672
Merit: 500
I came in here expecting OP to tell a true story about how his air gapped Armory saved his coin from being hacked. I did not expect a humorous attack on Armory. Not bad.  Cheesy

If your edit out "five years later", the whole story will be much more believable.
legendary
Activity: 1148
Merit: 1018
You got it all wrong on many levels but I'll try to keep it as short as possible: get the latest version of armory (0.91.2). It builds a local database without storing the full blockchain in RAM, wait for a few hours during the first synchronization and then armory start up will be almost immediate.

If it's still too slow your hardware is not good enough to run the online instance of armory, upgrade it or use a different software.
hero member
Activity: 826
Merit: 504
So Armory has a passphrase that protects your wallet by encrypting it in case the wallet.dat file is stolen by someone. Now I had the passphrase written on a sheet of paper on my wallet, and a backup copy of the passphrase at home.

I was walking around town, some guy tried to mug me. "Give me your money!" he fiercely yelled. "I'm sorry, I only got Bitcoin", I replied. The mugger then took my armory passphrase. I went home sobbing, and called the cops.

Five years later, the cops started working on the case. They found out who the mugger was, they went inside his house, there they saw him opening Armory, he had the wallet.dat and was about to open the wallet. Armory was, as usual, stuck on "Synchronizing with network"

The robber then yelled "PIECE OF SHIT KEEPS LAGGING AND CRASHING ON ME!"

The cops said "That's a security feature of the beta version, your Bitcoins will be so safe, nobody will be able to touch them, not even someone who has the passphrase"

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