Cliche? Not sure you know what that word means. You ask for a faq and suggest that posting faqs isn't enough. You ask for more information and suggest a wiki is too much information. Sounds like you just want to complain.
As to what proverb has or has not done, well... in order: bytes in hash -because I don't think he actually cares? How many bytes in a block don't affect anyone except maybe if you are some crazy paranoid network engineer. If he wanted more information I gave him the wiki, e.g. https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Protocol_specification#Hashes
Fractions of bitcoins - they are not "made", so that's an easy one. It's made clear that used/tracked transactions are verified by mining blocks and that's the whole point of bitcoin.
Loads of other stuff -- that's pretty helpful, I could go on about loads of stuff about loads of stuff. But I don't make posts about that.
How typical?
Well not the website you gave this time. Thank you.
You don't care how it works, or what actually makes it reliable?
So you don't even care how many hashes it will take to make a block?
Or, what process makes bitcoins fractionated, and the fractions exchangeable between computers?
Well I hope you are not planning on making Bitcoin your primary income.
It's good for helping trade, bad for making money in the long run.
That said I would not mind having my employer pay me in Bitcoins.