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Topic: Okay, which one of you bitcoiners is fuckin' hidin' this commodity? (Read 617 times)

legendary
Activity: 1918
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending

Up to this point I had all you fuckers believing that I don't mine. Well, now that the goats' outta the pasture, who wants to buy a million dollars worth of GoatCoin from me via BTC, the most trusted member of the Bitcoin community?

Note to self as to what to do with the bitcoin winfall:

  • Buy a villa in Alaska.
  • Buy a fishing boat.
  • Pledge, but don't send to NPOs.
  • Buy a goat two goats three goats a dozen goats a harem of goats, all nannies this time.
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
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legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
Sorry, but Satan promised me that He would raise the price of bitcoins to $100,000 if I offered Him the blood of a young European virgin. I figured that goat's blood would be an acceptable substitute, but He keeps complaining that none of the goats I've slaughtered are virgins. Phinn, do you know anything about this?

I see you and I subscribe to the same magazine:

member
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Merit: 10
lol Grin he only said European virgin, not specifically a girl, so this guy is acceptable Grin
legendary
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Sorry, but Satan promised me that He would raise the price of bitcoins to $100,000 if I offered Him the blood of a young European virgin. I figured that goat's blood would be an acceptable substitute, but He keeps complaining that none of the goats I've slaughtered are virgins. Phinn, do you know anything about this?
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