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Topic: ON TRACK --> [[Smoothie GOX prediction]] ROFL! LOL! HAHA! (Read 1519 times)

newbie
Activity: 49
Merit: 0
You missed the:

*Blame the lag on a DOS
*Then come up with a press releasing saying they're are a victim of their own success and have too many people trying to trade

Misinformation to make bitcoin seem 'safer' to the masses, i see.
legendary
Activity: 2492
Merit: 1491
LEALANA Bitcoin Grim Reaper
1. In 30 minutes (or so) gox comes back up.

2. Lags the fuck out.

3. Site gets taken off line temporarily (few hours)


4. Site comes back up.

5. Lags the fuck out ^ 2

6. Gox goes down for 2 to 5 days to "improve" trading engine.

7. Gox comes back online....LAGs the fuck out again.

8. All the while price goes up and down like a mother...

LOL

See a pattern?  Grin Grin Grin

So far my prediction is on track...
hero member
Activity: 504
Merit: 500
We've got ourselves a winahh
legendary
Activity: 1078
Merit: 1002
Bitcoin is new, makes sense to hodl.
anyone getting DDOS these days can say they are the victim of success , moot
sr. member
Activity: 448
Merit: 250
I absolutely love how the price 100% depends on Gox's performance in the next 24 hours. You'd think people would get smart after the 2nd, 3rd, 6th, 7th, dozenth time this happened... but no.

20,000 new user accounts a day... 20,000 IDIOTS a day. If there's one thing humanity is good at producing, it's idiots. Lrn2freemarket, folks.
full member
Activity: 280
Merit: 102
You missed the:

*Blame the lag on a DOS
*Then come up with a press releasing saying they're are a victim of their own success and have too many people trying to trade
legendary
Activity: 2212
Merit: 1008
they should change their site URL to mtlag.com
legendary
Activity: 1078
Merit: 1002
Bitcoin is new, makes sense to hodl.
I bet they will roll out the 17th fix.
legendary
Activity: 1204
Merit: 1002
RUM AND CARROTS: A PIRATE LIFE FOR ME
I don't think it'll be that bad.

Then again, I'm already getting timeouts on their API.

Yep. It's already laggin. The smoothie has spoken. We have no choice but to wait for the banksters to save us.
legendary
Activity: 2492
Merit: 1491
LEALANA Bitcoin Grim Reaper
i've got my own exchange. its called localbitcoins.com and you can buy BTC for $200 ea. Grin

+1 fuck yeah.

legendary
Activity: 2212
Merit: 1008
i've got my own exchange. its called localbitcoins.com and you can buy BTC for $200 ea. Grin
legendary
Activity: 2492
Merit: 1491
LEALANA Bitcoin Grim Reaper

You should open an exchange with your profits smoothie...

Too much work. No thanks. Roll Eyes

With all the money GOX makes I don't see the problem in buying hardware and designing their trade engine to be 100% lightning fast.

legendary
Activity: 2212
Merit: 1008
legendary
Activity: 960
Merit: 1028
Spurn wild goose chases. Seek that which endures.
I don't think it'll be that bad.

Then again, I'm already getting timeouts on their API.
hero member
Activity: 700
Merit: 500
1. In 30 minutes (or so) gox comes back up.

2. Lags the fuck out.

3. Site gets taken off line temporarily (few hours)

4. Site comes back up.

5. Lags the fuck out ^ 2

6. Gox goes down for 2 to 5 days to "improve" trading engine.

7. Gox comes back online....LAGs the fuck out again.

8. All the while price goes up and down like a mother...

LOL

See a pattern?  Grin Grin Grin


It is as the prophecy has foretold.
sr. member
Activity: 644
Merit: 250
https://primedao.eth.link/#/

You should open an exchange with your profits smoothie...
legendary
Activity: 2492
Merit: 1491
LEALANA Bitcoin Grim Reaper
1. In 30 minutes (or so) gox comes back up.

2. Lags the fuck out.

3. Site gets taken off line temporarily (few hours)

4. Site comes back up.

5. Lags the fuck out ^ 2

6. Gox goes down for 2 to 5 days to "improve" trading engine.

7. Gox comes back online....LAGs the fuck out again.

8. All the while price goes up and down like a mother...

LOL

See a pattern?  Grin Grin Grin
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