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Topic: Oops I did it again (Read 256 times)

legendary
Activity: 1288
Merit: 1926
฿ear ride on the rainbow slide
June 30, 2018, 12:38:44 AM
#13
I suppose a reference to this brilliant post belongs in here too !  Grin

(red highlighting my emphasis)

I present to you a few examples of what I am now calling the Haiku bot:

I like the construction of this project. Witting logo, engaging design, seamless approach.

Hi, guys. I think it's a great project!
Believable activity, a rather interesting results!

This is a very interesting plan with opportunity!
Excellence activity, riveting project, noticing plan!

This type of post always gives me a chuckle, hence why I submitted some of them to this thread. Still need to be nuked, though.



Is a great project
Shit poster proclaims before
Moderator nukes
newbie
Activity: 112
Merit: 0
June 29, 2018, 09:42:09 PM
#12
finally I can laugh after all this time reading the forum contents that make "headache"
legendary
Activity: 3304
Merit: 1617
#1 VIP Crypto Casino
June 29, 2018, 06:38:32 PM
#11
I love Bitcoin and Bitcoin loves me.
Like the lemon to the lime, the bumble to the bee.

Bitcoin pays for hookers to suck my D
copper member
Activity: 2856
Merit: 3071
https://bit.ly/387FXHi lightning theory
June 29, 2018, 05:13:48 PM
#10
This reminds me of something I can't stand, which is the dreaded AA/BB/CC rhyme scheme.  I've been working in a drug rehab for the past six years, and our patients have pretty much nothing but time on their hands.  Sometimes they ask me to read this great poetry they've written, and everything I've read thus far has this same awful pattern that reeks of prison rhyming.

I give OP props for doing something humorous, but ugh.  Can't you do something like "Shitposting whine/merit is whoo-hoo/I can't speak English/so give me 2!" or something that doesn't sound like you wrote it in grade school?

I don't think there's much inspiration for sonnets in a rehab facility is there (maybe give them the idea, they're really hard to write that'll keep them preoccupied for a couple of days - might make them go crazy also though)?
You must have the trend broken by the AABBA rhyming scheme of a limerick now and then.

I'd give you an example of both but I'm not sure if they're in the public domain (the original ones) and also I can't write one - I could do a limerick but it wouldn't be very good.

Bitcoin is my best friend,
this trend won't end,
ain't gonna ascend from this bear-end pent with no rent,
you're a godsend friend,
no pretend. Grin

P.S - you're so funny "deerlion"

I can't cope with the really long line Grin.
hero member
Activity: 1330
Merit: 569
June 29, 2018, 04:28:36 PM
#9
This reminds me of something I can't stand, which is the dreaded AA/BB/CC rhyme scheme.  I've been working in a drug rehab for the past six years, and our patients have pretty much nothing but time on their hands.  Sometimes they ask me to read this great poetry they've written, and everything I've read thus far has this same awful pattern that reeks of prison rhyming.

I give OP props for doing something humorous, but ugh.  Can't you do something like "Shitposting whine/merit is whoo-hoo/I can't speak English/so give me 2!" or something that doesn't sound like you wrote it in grade school?

Reading your post has even made its own rhyme in a smooth manner...
full member
Activity: 196
Merit: 174
June 29, 2018, 03:24:58 PM
#8
Bitcoin is my best friend,
this trend won't end,
ain't gonna ascend from this bear-end pent with no rent,
you're a godsend friend,
no pretend. Grin

P.S - you're so funny "deerlion"
copper member
Activity: 1330
Merit: 899
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June 29, 2018, 02:57:32 PM
#7
No, it can be removed, but I thought you wanted the negative?

No, I want them all removed and I'm fighting everyday to remove them. Embarrassed Sad

donator
Activity: 4760
Merit: 4323
Leading Crypto Sports Betting & Casino Platform
June 29, 2018, 02:40:27 PM
#6
I love Bitcoin and Bitcoin loves me.
Like the lemon to the lime, the bumble to the bee.
global moderator
Activity: 3990
Merit: 2717
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June 29, 2018, 02:36:51 PM
#5
I suppose this at least deserves one merit for making me smile at least.

Oops, do I also need to make you smile in order for you to remove your tag on me? Don, I don't want any merits, just a chance to prove myself of being worthy of your trust, Don.


No, it can be removed, but I thought you wanted the negative?
legendary
Activity: 3528
Merit: 7005
Top Crypto Casino
June 29, 2018, 02:15:18 PM
#4
This reminds me of something I can't stand, which is the dreaded AA/BB/CC rhyme scheme.  I've been working in a drug rehab for the past six years, and our patients have pretty much nothing but time on their hands.  Sometimes they ask me to read this great poetry they've written, and everything I've read thus far has this same awful pattern that reeks of prison rhyming.

I give OP props for doing something humorous, but ugh.  Can't you do something like "Shitposting whine/merit is whoo-hoo/I can't speak English/so give me 2!" or something that doesn't sound like you wrote it in grade school?
copper member
Activity: 1330
Merit: 899
🖤😏
June 29, 2018, 02:12:21 PM
#3
I suppose this at least deserves one merit for making me smile at least.

Oops, do I also need to make you smile in order for you to remove your tag on me? Don, I don't want any merits, just a chance to prove myself of being worthy of your trust, Don.
global moderator
Activity: 3990
Merit: 2717
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June 29, 2018, 02:05:18 PM
#2
I suppose this at least deserves one merit for making me smile at least.
jr. member
Activity: 106
Merit: 6
June 29, 2018, 02:01:47 PM
#1
Opps...I did it again
Will this shitposting ever end
An endless road for merit
looks as no one will share it
Posting all day and night
This tunnel has no light
A forum filled with hoarders
A place of strict borders
The elites get to eat
While newbs bow at their feet
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