This reminds me of something I can't stand, which is the dreaded AA/BB/CC rhyme scheme. I've been working in a drug rehab for the past six years, and our patients have pretty much nothing but time on their hands. Sometimes they ask me to read this great poetry they've written, and everything I've read thus far has this same awful pattern that reeks of prison rhyming.
I give OP props for doing something humorous, but ugh. Can't you do something like "Shitposting whine/merit is whoo-hoo/I can't speak English/so give me 2!" or something that doesn't sound like you wrote it in grade school?
I don't think there's much inspiration for sonnets in a rehab facility is there (maybe give them the idea, they're really hard to write that'll keep them preoccupied for a couple of days - might make them go crazy also though)?
You must have the trend broken by the AABBA rhyming scheme of a limerick now and then.
I'd give you an example of both but I'm not sure if they're in the public domain (the original ones) and also I can't write one - I could do a limerick but it wouldn't be very good.
Bitcoin is my best friend,
this trend won't end,
ain't gonna ascend from this bear-end pent with no rent,
you're a godsend friend,
no pretend.
P.S - you're so funny "deerlion"I can't cope with the really long line
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