Topic: Outsource your Worring (Read 812 times)

I'm really worried that you spelled worrying wrong, I would outsource my worries to you, but I'm worried someone that couldn't spell worrying wrong wouldn't be able to worry at the same capacity as me.

As a long standing worrywart, I've been around the block a couple times and know quite a bit about the art of worrying. When you worry about stuff you cannot possibly control, it can drag you down and make you unproductive with the stuff you can. One thing that helps though is that if you can get other people to worry about things for you, you can get quite a bit more done, as whatever paralysis the worry causes is taken care of with someone else covering it. So, for a going rate of .5 BTC per instance, I will worry about things for you. Be it a vague inkling or a fully realized phobia, I'll be on the case, so you can go about your day knowing that your worries won't bug you if they are already bugging me. Feel free to leave a worry in a private message or a post with your transaction or address, and feel free to negotiate on rates if the problem is small but persistent, big and looming, or otherwise requires a variable amount of worrying not covered by standard negotiations, or requires priority handling. Otherwise, send to the address in the sig, drop me a line and I will worry about it as they come in.  Anonymous donations will go towards worrying about the current state of the US East Coast post Hurricane, so feel free to order about nothing at all, knowing that it will go to a good cause.

Once again, thank you for your time, and I look forward to your concerns.

Moocow