Topic: Phriend of Phinn or: How to get Outta Newbie Jail Quickly (Read 1816 times)

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Please PM me if any activity takes place on this thread.

Please see Post #2 if one needs to contact any mods listed to take advantage of this thread's intent.

Bruno

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Read the OP if need to get outta Newbie Jail in a timely manner, otherwise consider the other option available within this thread. Either way, it's all good.

You should be warned though, that I will not whitelist spammers, the people that the Newbie Jail system is trying to keep out of the rest of the forums. however I imagine many of the people who donate will value their accounts a little bit more, seeing as they are donating money to a worthy cause. It doesn't pay to donate, and then get banned for spamming.
 

Bump, to declare that SaltySpitoon sent me a PM, of which I've added to Post #2 of this thread.

Thanks, bud. Will be adding [20] to the tally cause of your kind donation.


Absolutely nothing but a couple thanks you, but people in a similar plight as depicted below receive meals.

er...transaction hash:  http://blockchain.info/tx/488bc3d5e254ba456b9c3043f5d32787034e6b2cad5fc011092a7e610179f11a

http://blockchain.info/address/1M72Sfpbz1BPpXFHz9m3CdqATR44Jvaydd

0.2BTC to this worthy cause, and a free bump.

Bump, to bring attention to the edit in the OP of this thread.

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The Mega Thread that Feeds People in Need (1M72Sfpbz1BPpXFHz9m3CdqATR44Jvaydd)

Running Tally: [1,470] People Fed! (based on the exchange rate at time of donations)

Man. That is really awesome. Thank you for the support.

To get out newbie.  Just make a post.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this is it: https://blockchain.info/tx/9ed3267e665c94d9727d99ad8bf3ab13109fd0b5757722eafe01d122407976d1

Anybody else, please provide your own proof to help the mods out. BTW, this thread is no guarantee, but rest assure as it's seen by more and more mods on a daily basis, they'll easily threat it as they do with Whitelist Request thread.

That said: Let my phriend, callem, pass, mods. (was trying to work in Moses' line, "Let my people go!", but failed)

Calling it a night and will register this and any other donations tomorrow.

Thanks again, callem.

Thanks for the option. Glad to support the cause.

callem just sent 0.14 (yes, it was me)

I must be getting tired, and lucky I clicked that link thinking it was to some other post on this forum. I thought you were just supporting my efforts in this thread, not realizing that you sent bitcoins Sean's Outpost's way.

That is totally awesome and will make Jason cry. Thanks so kindly, tysat.

I'm also a fan of this idea, and put a little support your way https://blockchain.info/tx/e6c822c2c5b807089930a7246a6c7158bbd40b684c3f2db17dc6d2ce5f347bf7

Thanks a lot, bud. That truly was unexpected.

This is a good idea. I'll start (even if already out of newbie jail) with:

https://blockchain.info/tx/bafcd7cb78ed97a1bb35af8cc634493f410f2640b2df206cfca2e125dca05cb2

Reserved, so that later this post will reflect formal proof that his method has been sanctioned.

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[5] $1.25 donated to Sean's Outpost for each mod that approves this thread, starting with the one above.

Thank you, tysat.

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The above is from a PM I received from SaltySpitoon. Thanks, Salty.

Important EDIT: This thread was penned under the impression that it took 4-5 hours of reading time for one to get out of Newbie. That is not the case. It only takes 4 hours of actual clock time to complete the task with, of course, only one post.

That said, feel free to post whatever you desire in this thread, but please consider donating to Sean's Outpost, a truly noble cause.

Full disclosure: I am in no way affiliated with Sean's Outpost, although Jason King is affiliated with Bitcoin 100 of which I founded, but now Rassah is the Director (self-imposed title).

Thank you.

Bruno Kucinskas

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Full Disclosure: This thread is not sanctioned by theymos or ever discussed in Meta. I simply took the incentive to create such a mechanism as another way for people to surpass the TOS of this forum so that they're able to interact more quickly.

That said, the process consist of paying to get outta of Newbie Jail. The price? $12.50 USD via Bitcoin payable to the following address: 1M72Sfpbz1BPpXFHz9m3CdqATR44Jvaydd

The address coincides with this thread: The Mega Thread that Feeds People in Need (1M72Sfpbz1BPpXFHz9m3CdqATR44Jvaydd)

In essence, the people choosing this route is saving themselves 4-5 hours reading time ONLY as required by the TOS of BitcoinTalk. The other requirement--posting once--will be met when they post to this thread showing proof that the $12.50 USD donation was made, with Blockchain.info being the desired method, but others are welcome as long as the mod(s) in charge of releasing Newbies into the wild can easily verify.

The 4-5 hour reading requirement is in place so that people not verse in Bitcoin must do some reading on the subject on this forum. Otherwise, sans the wall, the place would be crawling with silly willy-nillies, hence why the wall was erected in the first place.

But, by being a Phriend of Phinn and donating bitcoins to Sean's Outpost, a noble cause, you would clearly demonstrate that you do have a more than rudimentary understanding of Bitcoin and shouldn't have to burden yourself with the grueling task of reading for 4-5 hours when you may only want to come here to interact a couple/few times on one subject/thread/issue.

In closing, either pay-to-play (humor, and for lack of a better term), or go to the Newbie Release Me Thread, of which it may take hours for one of the drunk mods (definitely humor!) to read your request, let alone act upon it.

Most the mods, sans the ones I got fired (not really, I don't think), like me, and should be able to recognize that anybody posting in this thread is worthy of being released from Newbie ASAP, hence not giving a rat's ass what theymos thinks (I don't think, but better include a smiley   NTL).  But, if I were you, I would hedge my bet by going over to Whitelist Requests (Want out of here?) and post the appropriate link to my thread (this), thus showing further proof that you're not a real n00b.

Thank you in advance to all those who've opted for this option, and have contributed to Sean's Outpost via 1M72Sfpbz1BPpXFHz9m3CdqATR44Jvaydd to get outta Newbie Jail free (or is that an oxymoron?).