-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.
You gotta realize that your mirror isn't the one saying that stuff while you are looking in it.
-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.
Why, thank you. I take it all back. You are a nice guy.
noun
That which cleanses or purifies; esp., an apparatus for removing the feculencies of juices and sirups.
One who defecates.
That which cleanses or purifies; especially, an apparatus for removing the feculencies of juices and syrups.
You must have been the feculencies, right? And now that I have removed them, you aren't such a bad guy after all. Lol.
-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.
Sounds more like your former university students are rather lucky.
EDIT: Seriously, I realize you are hurting in some way. Try to work with counselors who handle troubles like yours.
F@#$ you. You are just too obnoxious and f@#$ing evil to admit that college degrees are GARBAGE. And the result of this s@#$ is that when you send your 5 your old daughter to the doctor, the doctor will surgically give her a d@#$ on her @$$ without telling you (you will find out yourself and be mortified). Is that what you want? Oh. And not only do universities not give a s@#$ about my safety, but they do not give a s@#$ about your safety either. They will do more gain of function research and create more pathogens that will infect you and f@#$ing kill you. Is that what you f@#$ing want? Do you want to f@#$ing die?
-Joseph Van Name Ph.D.